Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

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Gorblimey!That frigggggin' nincompoop is the life of the party!!!
He's brought a huge potato sack of gherkins with him....to give to everyone....so we can all.....throw gherkins around.....until the moon go away!!!
What a night....it's going to be...& it's also a full moon!We'll party on....until the moon is empty!
Let's all get gherkin'd!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]tongue.gif[/img] Yum!Yum!

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Frankenstein has the hots for a frump flea-bag gorilla....who is squeezing a pipsqueak....brute! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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The goofball goOOse-ball sitting on the bench....is twiddling his thumbs while whistling long forgotten odes....to a dunce cap....who is kissing his feet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I'm going to stick an ice-cube to that icicle & suck it until.....my tongue is frozen!I'll then play freeze tag....with myslef.....& juggle 3 little icebrgs at the same time!
I'm The Incredile Icicle Imp.....from the igloo....soemwhere like no where at all......so that is that!
Im an ice-breaker......weasel....poopster!
No i'm an icy pop-star.....
who lives under the zillion & one stars....roofless hotel of the Universe.....so walk the gOOoSe & let me....breeze with it.....
ya Yetti...yakety-yakster!
P.S.I'm almost melting into a GoOSe-berg...icecapster.....GooOSey ghost.....smellfungus nixie!What? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Look at that prude playgirl......
try to chat up that pimpy playboy....
That strumpet.....
probably wants to honk his trumpet!
Is this a travestite trick....
or a virgin vampire's dick? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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The burlesque.....fool.....plays his fiddle.....fiddlededee....fiddle-faddle.....like he's bowing long twiggy fiddle-sticks together!
All dressed in his ol' raggedy....frilly & frippery....fashioned garb.....doing funny footsie.....in sync....with some faires playing hop-scotch....for him!
Fiddle-dee-dee...
fiddle-dee-dum...
he bows away....
for the fairies...
of fey....
he loves their sweet-hearts...
as they make him....
feel like a fool
full of art! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Chitter-chatter....
i'm a chatter-box....
gibble-gabble...
am i getting cliche'?
Ooops......
I'm channelling gobbledygook!
I'm going to piffle on.....
like scribblings.....
leaking out of my mouth....
that babbles on....fribble...drabble...dribble!
I have to stop this verbiage......and scribble....
wiggles......i mean scribble nonsense doodles.....
all over my pages that are ruffled from the airy wind.....
that has been weathered my way....
as the faires.....want me to rustle with the leaves....
before the clock....
notices it has fallen alseep!
Rinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!Rinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg!
zZZZzzZZzZzZzzZzzZz
Frig it!NOw i can't remember what i was dreaming?DAmmmnn!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I'm a sucker for gobbledegook!
Oopsy!
Whoopsy!
Whoah!
Whoopy Ooopsy!
Squiggles!
Doodles!!!
Trumpery!
Hullabaloo!!!
Cheers!
Salut!
Prost!
Off......
i.....
go.....
i'm asleep....
so don't wake me up....
OoPs!Cheeers!Ciao & good night!
Good morning!
Ooops!
I'm lost in a world of Gobbledegook...
but i'll be back...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!!

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Stop trying to let your stick-insect climb into my thimble!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Oops!Why did you eat that tomato?It's was lost....& now it's gone! [img]mad.gif[/img]

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Oops!
What should i say?
O....Oops!
What shouldn't i say.....
besides..."Ooops"?
There once was a......."O"!
I once met a pixie from the Land Of Oops!
I once lived in a place where the local language was..."Oops"!
O.....
i don't know.....
i'm tired...& just want to go to sleep.....
but i've forgotten how to....
so...i'll nag....myself......
like a niggling....newt.....hooked on oops.....
for the time being!
P.S.Oops! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Over here you flaming galah!
Go & jump about...on ya...pink bouncy bunyip hopper mate!
Let's see you juggle some damper.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
Care for some yabbie tucker mate...
with some witchety-grub sauce?
I'll go down to the billabong.....
& catch a barramundi....also....
but if you want some of that mate....
ya can't bludge it off me!!!
Hey mate!You're a real dill.....
a real dinkum dill drongo...galah.....
cockatoo head!!!
You larrikan jackeroo....
why don't you rump a kangaroo....
or go a jumbuck.....ya nong!
Don't me with me.....as i'm no ocker mate! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Over here you flaming galah!
Go & jump about...on ya...pink bouncy bunyip hopper mate!
Let's see you juggle some damper.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
Care for some yabbie tucker mate...
with some witchety-grub sauce?
I'll go down to the billabong.....
& catch a barramundi....also....
but if you want some of that mate....
ya can't bludge it off me!!!
Hey mate!You're a real dill.....
a real dinkum dill drongo...galah.....
cockatoo head!!!
You larrikan jackeroo....
why don't you rump a kangaroo....
or go a jumbuck.....ya nong!
Don't me with me.....as i'm no ocker mate! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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There once was a pixie who had a gOoSe called Henry........um....arghhhhhh......Ummm.....Arrghhh ...um......have i told this story already?Am i going round in circles & starting to repeat myself?Did i tell this story.........1743 posts ago?What the heck......here it comes again..........!
There once was a pixie who had a GooOSe.....oops i mean....gOoSe......who had a duck called Henrietta.........&..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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Ooops i have to keep up this piffle as that's what pixie's are for....... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !