Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I URGE YOU ALL TO PAY ATTENTION TO USELESS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY OR BEFORE YOU'VE ALL GONE GOOSE! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Should Rumpel have his own green room....to train pixies to teach frogs & grasshoppers to hop in sync with each other to goblin music? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's Count Dawdle here going noplace fast.....just hanging around a heart~broken...moss~ridden couch potato...looking at nothing....while lying still very fast....like a dragged~out wretched weasel....that just fallen out of his pigeon~hole! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I'm fine & dandy....standing still very fast with my nifty pink & frilly umbrella walking~stick....giggling about nothing....while observing a mellow duck waddling in the distance....while quacking the quackiest quacks a duck could quack!I love Quack...the quacky quacker...duck~of~a~ducky~duck!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to go for a fool wiggle until i'm all Wiggled Out & then perhaps all the pixie funsters will get up & wiggle away the days....day in & day out....until they're all withered away into the Land Of Wiggles! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If i don't hurry up up log off.....i'm going to lose it!
I have to hurry up & visit the Burger King so i can deliver number 2!
It's late at night....& i have no option but to cycle there....before it's too late...... [img]eek.gif[/img] !

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I'm going in a synchronized goOose~walking contest in Pixiesville a.s.a.p!Cheeers you flea~flicking champion!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

THe Squelch Squad Are Coming To Squah Squashes & Quince In front of the Prince Of Mince!

You've got a rocket in your pocket for Greco~Roman Wrestling....Mr King Humpty Dumpty!

Pull Up Your Socks Before You Get Tackled By a Ourang~Utang You GooOse~Ball Sitting ON THe Bench! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm Going To Put On A Wild GooOsE~Show soon.....so if you can afford 43 gherkin bumps.....you'll be allowed entrance by Holy Gherkin Bumps! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I forgot to say....."Bring Bring Some Cheese..... [img]biggrin.gif[/img] !"

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello....The King Of Cheese is here.... [img]biggrin.gif[/img] ....here or there.....as a matter of fact.....& i strongly emphasize you to all throw cheese around the room evermoreso than ever......because i want my it to smell terribly chock~full of the stenchiest smell....that even the most scuzzed~out skunk couldn't even hack!!!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]eek.gif[/img]

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Scamper along you ferrety & whiskery Cat~Weasel double.....or i'll scramble around like a squirrel looking for a long lost spring~bean!
Where are my goggles!I command a better view of this picture now....before i squint due to too much moon~shine for my eyes to set on! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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I can't get out of all this.....Blah,Blah,Blah!
I'm trapped in all this blah...blah...blah!
Blah...blah...blah....has got me.....& i've got blah,blah...BLah!
Vice verse....we're made for each other & nothing can seperate us......except a stray gooOSe every once & a while!
My mantra is Blah,Blah,Blah!

BEWARE OF THE POWER OF BLAH BLAH BLAH!

IS BLAH BLAH BLAH BECOMING THE NEW MANTRA TO MEDITATION......WHAT TECHNO IS TO MUSIC?

DON'T LISTEN TO ME.......I'M JUST A GOOOSE ON THE LOOOSE!

SNEEZE A SONG FOR ME & I'LL BLOW YOU A TUNE ON MY TRUMPETY~TROMPITTY EAR~TRUMPET~

ZOOKS!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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"YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!Y ES!" [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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The Kangaroo RoOOSter.....Fairy God~Weasel pixie funster is back on line.....doing the Yellow Brick Road goose~walk....everso higgledy~piggledy.....my silly curly toes must go!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />