Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yes!The Rooster Files are now up & away....as i've been pested by my pet rooster to do it....so here they are!
I hope you all the chicken~feed tales to come.....so get your pop~corn ready......& sprinkle em' all over the place.....so all the rooosters from every nook & cranny will come flying in from all over the place...& all fly in from different angles & get a piece of the Roooster files corny pop~corn to take back with them! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What do you think is sexier?
A)A Rooster?
B)A Jester?
Your feed~back is important....so...add answers to the RooOSter Files.....or a rooster will team up with a pigeon & eat all your gherkins! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go Rooster Go!
Go~Go Roosty~Rooster...Go & Roost~Away....
like a funny ol' chook of a roosetr! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Go ROOSTER GO I SAY!" " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "
"Ooops....don't go....RooOSter....don't Go...i say~!"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you love Roosters!
Do Roosters love you?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"WHERE WOULD THE UNIVERSE BE WITHOUT ROOSTERS?" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What do you say about....Roosters? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have to do a proxy report on a rooster called Henry.....but i don't have time write now.....so Henry will have to try & do it himself.....in Roostery gibberish.....on a tape~recorder & i'll have to transpose it to the next a.s.a.p by crikey....or else everyone will be waiting for longer than they possibly can bear....if i don't get Henry to hurry up & do it's RooOstery rendition of RooOStery Rock'n'roller gibbery~Babble~Woffle~onnings! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Here RooOSter Roooster....rooster...roooster!
I say hear....RooOOSter...rooster...rooosteR!
Roooster here...
RooOSter there...
Here a Roooster...
THere a RooOSter
Hear a rooster.....ol' roosty~rooster
Let's all get Roostered....& wear a rooster frill & rooster about....
& also chook & hen about!
Roosters Are God!
Hen are Goddesses
& i'm a GoOOSe! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a jestess who tried to seduce a rooster....but when she heard it"Cock~a~doodle~do!"....
it shattered her fancy & then she tried a GoOOse instead!
Gosh! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

My pet rooster goes all silly when i pat him!He makes funny noises & tries to walk backwards & pecks around looking for nothing...pretending it's interested in everything!I don't undersatnd him...& he doesn't understand me....but we are a perfect team....& that's all that counts!!!
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[ 06-18-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I've just recorded a CD of my pet Rooster...completely going for it!It is just too funny to be heard....so i warn you....that you may die laughing if you listen to it?
"Xtra <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have to go now as a rooster wants me to go & feed it before i never stop.....wasting it's time! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i more of a nuisance than the most wretched rooster known on Earth? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come out of your pigeon~holes & check out the rooster in fool~roostery overdrive....ready to send the whole town upside~down! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />