Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i on precisely the same wave~length as a "Rooster!"? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The next president of the World should be a rooster!!!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm a high~spirited GoOOSe times a RooOSter divided by a weasel plus a squirrel subtract a pigeon to the root of gherkin equals....more roostery nonsense to come.....~!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hold onto your Rooster & get ready to chook about....because the clock is just about to give us all the go ahead.....when it's pops it's poppy~cock...by crikey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "Cuckoo!"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm a power~house rooster & i'm going to manever myslef through the Universe until i'm shuffled & ruffled myself until right can only be wrong!!!OOps!I'll go & get GoOOSed foever until all the Rooosters come home! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a rattle~brained rooster who would munch on too much chicken~feed day in....day out until....oneday the clock....popped the cock to Kingdom Come! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rack Off Hairy legs because my rooster is in a muddle! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that state~of~the~art Rooster!He would make any jester laugh themselves helplessly! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> + " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

My rooster is in neutral traction~mode & just can't seem to get a move on....as it's too interested in satying still because it's just eaten too many gherkins to talk about! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Rooster Ear~Fool Times are nearly ready for print.....so get yourselves together & be prepared for it! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh for crying out loud.....i can't untangle myself from all this Nonsense now.....as there is no return!Will you all give me a second chance to re-create myself? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm becoming an object of nonsense....just a novelty....nothing is real anymore.....so i may as well get on with it.....& make myself reel off more nonsense than reality can take.....so than reality will have to check itself over & over until....it also is real nonsense!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't try to ostracize that rooster because it doesn't want to turn out like that ostrich over there.....so go & get over~charged at the Gherkin Shop ya Frigggin' Lord Of Pompous Rot....who is completely out~of~stock of good vibes! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You owe my rooster a gherkin you wretched Indian giver! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That Munckin requires a gherkin lollipop at the count of 3 or else he'll throw a tantrum & shake the castle arse on end! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]