Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't make fun of my chihuahua or else it will hump your left leg continuously until you turn as red as a beetroot....out in the open public!Yes....it will! [img]tongue.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't you think RooOsters & Nonsense were made for each other.....or perhaps even made for me.....& my chihuahua Henry? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh pretzels.....don't block my silly little mouse from eating your cheese....ya greedy guts...giggling giant!Who do you just think you are...aye?You're a mega~dork....who should be porked by a bean~brain mammoth impersonator! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rumpel's Going Round In Circles RoOOSter Files are going 360 degrees...Anti~Clockwise all the way.....like a puny power circle......going round & round & round & round & round in circles & cirles & circles.......for ever & ever & cannot spin out of it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ 06-19-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Will anyone ever read all this frigggin' nonsensical waste of time gibberishy scriptures fit for a Rooster's brain?Go crazy.....nincompoop groupies(if there are any) & zed through it until you're frigggin' pooped out like Rip Van Winkle times ten!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm just about to turn into a mothball so i better escape the situation while i've got the chance.....& turn into a thimble instead!
What would you rather be:
A)A Mothball!
B)A Thimble
C)Both?

Well let me know will ya!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"MORE WRETCHED NONSENSE LEFT......WRITE NOW!!!"
Left!left!...left,right,left,right,left,right....l eft!
Left...right,left,right...left...right...left...ri ght.....nonsense.....go right....left now! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get a paper air~plane of blah blah blah nonsense up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & wrestle a walrus ya beef~cake muscle machine! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

PLEASE HOLD YOUR CHEEESE!

Yes there certainly is another zillion....umpteen.......gooOseyplex......umpty~um pth....
gobbledy~gooky....kooky~cuckoo~cock~a~doodle~do~&~ cock~a~doodle~don't~higgledy~
piggledy~nonsensical~Zilch to come......so get squirelly~prepared.....for more Fool~headed flapdoodle....poppycock....bafflegabble~gooOse~fea thers
....on & off the wall.....goofy goo~goo~gah~gah~blah~blah~
Blah to completely Cheeese~you~off~with~ <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

PLEASE HOLD YOUR CHEEESE! : " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[ 06-20-2002: Message edited by: Jim ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

OH GOSH THE SYSTEM HAS GONE ALL SKEWIFFY AGAIN!I'LL TO PUT A REQUEST IN TO STRAIGHTEN UP THE POSTS AGAIN.......BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING WRITE OFF THE WALL BY CRIKEY.....LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

SHOULD RUMPEL TRY & PICK UP A CHICK OR A ROOSTER? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you were forced to make love to any animal of your choice....what would it be? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think that hippopotomus has her eye on you!I think she wants to go....you!I don't think you have any choice! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to be a small~time super~star....oneday....like Mr Tiny Cheese......egg on Barbie & Ken.....to give me the key's to their castle.....so then i can fill it up with gherkins galore.....which will probably leave them unzipped for longer than it would take to count all of the gherkins....one by one~! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]