Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Isn't it weird sometimes....when you're on a long bus journey.....for way too many hours...& you don't want to fart......but you just have to at times....or otherwise you'll explode!
It's weird when you're on the toilet.....& you fart like a frigggggin' nutter......& the person from next door laughs like crazy......or sometimes it's the other way around!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop farting or i'll call the police!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

FEEL THE UNIVERSAL LOVE FORCE!!!
Love is in the air!!!
Love a pigeon....
& a pigeon will love you! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I'll wrap up this pixie tittle-tattle when infinity gives up!I'll drag on.....until i hang up my spurs....as i'm a pixie bush weasel ranger.....puny trooper....who has more gooOsey....dribble to poppycock on about....like a pop-gun....that can't stop popping!Anyway i have to pop off.....as i've drunk too much goblin vegetable juice!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ner-nah....ner-nah...ner-nerh!Noonah-nernah...ner-narr!!!
Thumb on nose....with roostery finger-spread....
& tongue poking out.....
altogether....means....
fooled you!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Over here nutcake!!!
Come & fetch this fortune cookie....
Crack it.....
with this turnip...
& see what it says...
for you....
you...funny...
weasel on the run!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that suave straight-laced.....dead set....up to the nines....Ken-head......goody-goody....all dressed up...with no-where to go!
Let's go for a spin in his cadillac......
& do burn outs....
around the town.....
& then return it.....
so he hasn't even noticed!!!
After all...our....job...is to be good little imps...
isn't it? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

March on.....& don't give it a rest.....
you oddball.....cheese-head....ninnigan.....who has forgotten how to throw in the towel!!!
Don't chuck it in....just rev-on....like a non-stop turbo-charged....rhinoceros-beetle!
Don't pull the plug....until the Universe gives up!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're a strange duck....so quack on......or go & squabble with a hippopotomus....until you completely startle yourself.....to hurry up & keep on starting your dribble drabble....until there is no chance for return.....as you will never reach the end.....as there is no end to end! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!That fairy is a real sweet-heart!
Am i imagining her....
or is she for real?
If only i could give her a...
turtledove....
but i think she's
imagining me? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on....give the silly pixie....all garbed up in motley.....some fabulous spending bait......will you....ya friggggin' Scrooge.....trying to stooge.....the weasel for more than he's worth!!!Come on...cough up.....or i'll do nothing but chickenfeed my rooster with what's left in my hat!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

THe gOooSe is writing write.....now....like an any which way.....pixie.....going up & down a helter-skelter of higgledy-piggledyness....trying to catch the big piece of cheese....waiting in some long forgotten mouse hole......at the end of the Universe!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooops!Here i go again.....just for the pixie of it!!!
I command myself.....to higgle piggle along....until the cows come home!Moo Moo......mooOOOOo.....MooOOOoo....
Let the sunshine...
monkey shine.....
dance like a monkey....
How can i get the message across the Universe.....
with all this pixie prattle!
Will it form itself....
into total comprehensible.....
tittle-tattle....
for all to get their heads around?
What the heck.......
Mr Gibberish....has a ton....
of gobbledygook.....
to tattle on about....
so what the heck....
i have to confess...
over & over again....
until i'm over & out.....
like a merry-go-round....
in the middle of a round-about!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & sqwark...in a hawks ears.....
ya gritchy cretin....
before ya get ya own knickers in a knot.....
& then there will be no chance to untangle yourself...
from all your wretched.....wishy-washy....rooted....boo-hooing....squelchy whatever's! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Eat cheese now!!!
Cheesecake is on the table!!!
Eat it!
Frigggin' dive nose-first into it....
& scoop up a cheeseball...
with your tongue...
you cheesy...
nincompoop...
with the mousey smile!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]