Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The finish starts here.....
& the start finishes here....
The end begins here....
the beginning starts here.....
Okay let's go!
Go.....let's ok!
I can't stop to start!
I can't start to stop!
On with it!
It will go off!
I'm not coherent....at present.....
as i'm getting droopy from.....
trying to get through....this tipsy...
tittle tale...that is trailing....
behind worthy meaning....as
it's freer than free.....
He he hee.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> P.S.Not funny!
This is laughing.....look" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

When i get back to Oz......
i'll team up with a few roo's
& skip....away...every-way.....until Skippy comes along & hops in!!!
I'll start up a kookaburra orchestra....
& we'll laugh the pants off all the ants!!!
The wallabies will join in.....
as will the emus....
wearing no shoes!
The possums....
will extend their fun....
& wombats....
will help us make good hats....
Crikey!
See you later aligator!
I'm the Kangaroo Fool Of Comedy!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!Still haven't been to New Zealand yet!It would be great to greet a little kiwi.....& present it.....with half a kiwi fruit!
Can't believe i've been all over Europe......friggggin all over it.....but yet to get to Kiwi Land!
Get there one day by crikes!
Have heard the house-trucks there are quite something!
Should of been in Lord Of The Rings perhaps?
I once met a lady who was a close friend of J.R.Tolkien!
Anyway i have to whizzzzzzz off!
Have you heard of the Wizard Of Christchurch?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rack off hairy legs!Zizzzz off ya frigggin' blow fly.....or i'll swat you...ya wreteched scuzzball.....with a swaggie weather-beaten hat.....that's been nibbled on for days on end....by cretinous little creepy-crawly cockroaches.......ready.....to feast on.....you.....ya horrid.......wretch......buzzzzzzzzzzzzing.......w ay all my zzZZZzzzZZz's! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you ever see me on the street.....you're welcome.....to throw...in some surprises!
Make it an interesting hat!
Oneday a millionaire will probably walk by & drop in a rolled up check.....worth...more castles than one pixie could handle in one's life-time!
P.S."I've got my fingers crossed"!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have you got any money on ya to spare to a weasel?
P.S.Throw it in will ya!
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Oneday i'll make a hat bigger than you will be able to see it!
Come on....stuff it in!
I'm going for gold.....
i'll friggggin' rake it in......
I'm the King Of Small Hats.....
Gorblimey!I'm just about the most famous small hat maker of all time!!!
Gorblimey!People have heard of me.....the World over
& are amazed when i tell them how huge my hats are!
Is it possible for me to compromise to the formula.....so i can start doing smaller hats!
Crikey!I'm getting tired.....& can't be bothered correcting myself.
I've just got my sentences mixed up!Frig it! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Haven't been to America yet!Will get there oneday!I'll go if someone books me.....& handles the permit stuff for me.....otherwise......probably won't frigggin' get there for donkeys!
There certainly is a fair share of Ren Fairs there!
I would certainly fit the theme by crikey!Perhaps.....i'll get there on a flying kangaroo.......& make a castle of sculptured junk....when i arrive at the Ren Fair...& stick a kangaroo flag on top!
Know anyone who wants to book a kangaroo weasel for a Ren Fair?
Perhaps i'll go next year......late....or the year after!
Toodleloo.....i have to put on my spring-shoes.....& catch up with my roo! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

6501 posts now to Performers Net!
Can you handle any more pixie shit?
I've got a few thousand posts to go.....
& then i promise i'll give it a break!!!
I'm only up to 2616.......
& there is a team of rotten pixies forcing me....
to keep up all this pixie-prattle tittle-tattle....
so please be patient.....
& i hope i'm not getting up your nose....
as i have no control!
Much regards!Yours sincerely!
Love Rumpelstiltskin!
P.S.Only joking!No i'm not!
Don't worry [img]frown.gif[/img]
Be happy [img]smile.gif[/img]
P.S.I'm off to fool a jester.....
or practice my jokery on a fool!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I represent my country!
A kangaroo should represent it!
No i should represent a kangaroo.....
or perhaps a kangaroo should represent me!!!
Gosh!Where am i from?
I'm from the Universe! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you super-impose Australia...over Europe.......is it bigger?
What would Australia be like......if it was full of castles since......900 years ago?
What would Europe be like if there were no castles & only 20 million people....& Australia like.....if there were 350 million people? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to throw a fly at the sky! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!My punctuation is all over the place at times!I keep forgetting if the....! & ?.....is after the....inverted comma's......or within them?
Frig it!
Who cares......i'm not an editor!
I can't write...right!
P.S.Oops! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine an unlimited International food voucher....
accommodation voucher.....
& travel voucher!!!
Wouldn't be bad would it? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if there is no Fairy Land......!
It isn't easy.....if you try!
Imagine all the fairies.....
living life in peace!
YOu may say i'm a dreamer.....
but i'm not the only pixie.....
Come on....
let's make Fairy Land real!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Every word we say.....
is perceived...
by the Universal mind!
Gorblimey!
If there is any such think as God.....
it would have....
to have.....
a fucken'...
good memory!!!
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