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I can't get my head round the spectrum of this God trip! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Gosh!The fairy weasel trooper of extra puni-versal power is back.....after a frigggggggggggggin' long bus ride.......26 hours for Christ's sake......back in Amsterdam.....from Barcelona by crikey~!
Couldn't believe my absolutely humungous amount of luggage!The Spanish bus driver.....first said.....my bike(unicycle)wasn't allowed...no way at all.....but i quickly took it apart in 2 pieces & put it in a holey garbage-bag.....& then i was accused....with my moutain of luggage!No joke....that was the biggest travelling load....i have ever taken on foot....on public transport.....& i did...."Hooray"!Must have weighed all...up nearly 100 kgms perhaps.....don't know the exact figures....but it was fucken' heavy by crikey!He smiled when i said....."Muchas Gracias".....in my weasel voice!
At the end of the trip.....he even gave me a free set of flamenco guitar strings!What a dude!
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That Weird Grungy Goblin
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There once was a grungy
goblin
that would eat cockroaches
& gherkins
with his poached eggs.
All the other goblins
caled him the
...grungy crunchroach...
gobble goblin. [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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The Pathetic Patriotic Goblin
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Look at that pathetic goblin
marching around with the goblin flag!
He looks like a pathetic goblin
& a complete dag!
Oh what a wretched goblin!
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Look At All The Birds
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Look at all the birds
in the air.....
They're everywhere
flying around
& round
ever so free..
I'd prefer
to see them
fly....than flies
fly everywhere
in the sky!
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Yesterday I Saw It!
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Fair dinkum mate...
i saw a U.F.O...
yesterday.
I saw it straight away...
Christ...it put on....
a good show!!!
Fair dinkum mate...
no frigggin' joke! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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It's embarrassing sometimes.....after a gig....going for ages non-stop.....in ya fool jester's regalia.....& then you get on a tram or a bus...or train...still...in fool getup.....& you sit down...on a plastic seat......& everyone looks at you....& finally when...it's your stop....you get up from the seat.....& leave an arse patch of sweat...on it....& people look at it....& then you....& it make ya feel even more.....like a friggggin' idiot gooOSe......but i must admit....it makes me laugh.....as also...when they see me travelling with such a humungous load of kit'n'caboodle! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Bit by bit.....there's just a smidgeon....of pixy prattle left...to go....before....the pixie....weasels his way....onto...the scribes.....of the Universal.....books....of.....golden....geese....t o itty-bitty over!!!
Take my word.....ya nincompoopy...pixie funster....with regards to as much as.....whatever i'm going on about?
P.S....P.T.O.
& over & over again.....
until you roll.....off....
like a rolling gnome!!!
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I'm going to squirt that pixie with my asparagus-dye......squirter!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]Comment
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I'm going to go ballistic...with these new....
gherkin-bumpy gOOosey juggling balls!
I'll throw em up...
high & low....
until i'm all jazzed up!
That will egg me on....
to juggle on & on....
until i'm all gooOSed out!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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Open up the pearly gates....
as here comes...a feathery nincompoop...
with the latest scoop....
ready to hoop....
through....
many a hoops!
Let the nincompoop....
through....even if....he..
has exceeded his baggage limit!
Ha Ha he Ha hee hee ha.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !Comment
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Geese on goose!
GooOSe on geese!!
Silly goofus....goofy...pixie...
stand...stark naked....
ontop of a giant cheese-cake....
for the sake of...
the foolish public spirit....
to...laugh,mock....or cheer on about!
Go....on gooOSe...do it...
or....you'll get poppycocked...
be a cock-a-doodling rooster.....
trying to get your rump....
with an everso nosey parker!
Ha ha ha he heee haa haa he ha hee!!!
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ArgghhhhhHHHh chickenshit!!!
I've got rooster shit....
on my sock!
I just tred on a pile of rooster shit...
& now.....i'm cock-a-doodling....mad....
like a Mad Hatter...
that been jinxed
by a mad march hare....
probably like yourself...
ya friggggin'....crap...pixie...
sitting in the corner...
with your thumb up ya bum!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]Comment
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Wink.....back at that gorgeous.....chicky....
you silly chicken....
or any ol' rooster will beat you to it!
Come on....get up & trot.....about her....
& see if she takes your fancy.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !Comment
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Gosh!That pixie is head over heals.....
for that cute curvy....pixiess.....unbelievable...
princess.....winking....non-stop...at herself...in the mirror!
Good golly ol' gees! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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