Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Open Sesame.....
I've found a Time Machine....
& i'm going to.......
go back & feast with the fools....
at the feast of fools....
& astral travel.....
& scry my crystal ball....
& wave my wand...
& have......
fairy land tales.....
to fly away with....
on my griffin....
which comes...
from the Land Of Utopia.
I'll taste the magic panacea......
& find the Holy Grail....
guided by pipers....
unicorns...
cherubs...
fortune cookies...
& sooth sayers!
I'll bide my time.......
in times far gone by....
juggling halos.....
high up in clouds....
into the 4th dimension.....
where only the visionary Sand Man.....
knows the scene!
Oops....
i'm a transcendental fool....
going clockwise...
& anti-clockwise....
vice-versa....
all at once....
so get....GoOOSed....
& i'll be back.....
like a Jack-In-The-Box....
popping out of Pandora's Box!
Are you with me?
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop accidently telling off the wrong person....you hiddeous nincompoop with your pants on back-to-front.......& wiggling your ears......while listening to yourselg go ape!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Prattle off some more roostery gibberish you fool.......... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What the heck is going on....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

ArghhhHHHhhhh go & juggle some skittles ya friggggin' bread-head goblin........gobbling your own huge mighty humungous....bumpy gherkin-studded stonker of a gherkin or i'll call the Munchkin squad to confiscate your phallic.......ten foot.....cycle pole! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I saw the longest pole on the street ever.......in Aurillac!There was a guy doing a sway-pole act........on a pole.......friggggggin'.....25 ft high or something.........& doing freaky......feats on it.There was some square plate on lop....& he would toss & turn about.......& lie down & roll over....all while it was swaying from side to side.....looking everso.....dangerous!The best pole act i've seen on the street by a long mile!A French chap!Should take it to Edinburgh.......& really show em' something..........& make the biggest stonker hat on the Planet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That 3 toed sloth has a pickle in it's ear-hole Dorris.......so why don't you stick a
shrivelled up shrunken skinny gourd-top in your left ear-hole aswell....just the heck....on nonsense........ <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Keep jivin' ya razzle-dazzler....hang-ten dood...& give me 5.....ya honky-tonk....knee-slapping......line-dancing.....rodeo....loopster!Go hee-haw.....geegaw.....on a see-saw....& double crack 2 whips....loopy skooby-doo.....& you'll be right....to the point....ya cow-mooey....beetle-crusher shoe'd....yahoo..... [img]biggrin.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Far out.....brussel sprouts....cut looose....shake a tambourine....pop...your pop-gun.....ride an ol'automation rodeo horse.....& horseplay about.....like a donkey trying to heehaw.....ya off ya head...like a rooster....cock-a-doodle-dooing....fool tilt.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It friggggin' fell of the shelf....i didn't friggggin' touch it by crikey!
Don't look at me like that!Perhaps some fairy....in the wind.....blew it off......while you were engaged in a book about nincompoops....& then you....wisped it on or something?
What the heck...forget it.....
it's just a old clock....that didn't....get it right anyway!
You are selling things......but when any frigggin' pixie wants to buy it.....you won't sell it!What the heck!What the heck.....you may as well let your rooster sell you! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'll keep posting until someone else posts something...& then i can take a break.....as no-one has posted anything for a whole day...i think?
Go weasel go!
Weasel go gooOSe!
GooOSey weasel...go like a gOOoSe!
Frig it!I have to......ZZzZZZzZzz before a huge mosquito......
tries to get into my ear-hole!
Good night! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I going to turn into Mr Puniverse soon & travel the World in my motorized granny-trolley......! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh my God......i can't believe that ridiculous fabulous fag fairy nincompoop trying to pass as a sex kitten while....trying to spruke(friggggin' spelling...i don't know).....zombie-head goblins into the International Love Machine...Club! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make sense out of that twisted logic nincompoop will you....you silly topsy-turvy pixie...trying to do ballet infront of clones of yourself! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to take the piss out of the Universe...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !