Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Crikey!That frigggggin' storm yesterday....was really windy to the max!Not only was it hard riding through the pouring rain on the one-wheeler.....miles on end......it was a bit dodgy......& a pair of goggles certainly would have made things more pleasant!I felt like the Mr Puniverse version....of Atlas.....with that huge friggggin' backpack on!Gorblimey!Perhaps the most common way for a peformer to die....is while trying to get to a gig on time! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      weasel...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        The pip-squeak chinchilla chit-chat elf is on a roll of gherkiny...chow chow stuff with cottage cheese & pickled onion salad.....ready to recite....a poem....to a Munchkin audience who are all ears.....& eager to hear....any dribble-drabble nessessary....straight from a goose's mouth.....etc. <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Don't toy with that cock-a-doodle-doo you wretched strumpet....eating mouldy crumpets....or it will go kooky...& make you chicken out...like a coo-coo clock that can't cuckoo!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            I'm going to frolic....in the fungus forest with my frilly frock on.....day & night....& fribble about.....non-stop foolish folly....like a fool off his trolley..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Mr Mumble Muddle here.....ready to fumble.....about the trash & treasure....like a motley ragged rascal....tinkering & pottering about....in the mizmaze....junk kingdom....on a mission...to find that holy plastic gherkin..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                I strongly recommend that you should get weasel'd or Henry the mosquito will buzz around your left ear-hole until you agree..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Oh crikey!I hope i never get rumpled!!!I'll have to keep a good supply of cuccumbers going....to soothe those Rip Van Winkle'd eyelids.....& keep off the rum-balls.....or they'll make my stomach rumble.....until i fart it all off with one montsrous hippo raspberry...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Frig it!Twaddle babble...gabble....i'll trumpet a raspberry....like a squirrel....trying to squeeze itself....like a squeaky balloon...by crikey!It's Mr Puny Pip-Squeak here....ready to voice....too many words nessessary to be heard by one set of ears.....so get GooOOsed will ya....or i'll get gooOsed myself..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!!

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      I'm going to wriggle around...& wiggle my ears....& sneeze.....while combing my whiskers.....& spinning my whirligig....like a whimsical old odd fool....who always whiffles....about as if a widgeon.....is guarding his old worn out wigwam!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Mr Zigzag....likes to ride his zebra...backwards & forwards....all day long....to show pony himself off.....as a zany nitwit....infront of all the other village idiots....so they can all have a whale of a time...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!!

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          The gnarly goblin is off to the groggery to get some troll grog....& some witchy grub....to celibrate his own birthday to....his pet plant lithop when he returns....back to his grisly porch make-shift pigeon-hole den! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            The edgewise....elf.....on the shelf....is toying with his eel....full of elbow-grease....just to see...if he can fool himself off!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              What's all the glitz & glamour about....let's get slinky...kinky...kooky...spooky....retro-delic...whatever-delic....almost like zomboid tardis robots....all dressed up everso funkadelic....& be fluffadelic.....thingy's if i make any sense at all?
                              What a giggle it will all be.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                Mossy fungus mermaid....swish away with the little elf....with the boisenberry garland on his pointy little head....& come back....when the cornucopia....is fresh!!!
                                I am the LOrd Of Laughable Ninny....& that is that....so i must be off also....like a lute out of date!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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