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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    I'll ride the night....flying by....garbed in burgundy mantle....& violet mantilla.....& horsey old boots...with a sceptre in my hand....charging into the distance....of the dark weird night....& out into a goblin free-zone so i can enjoy the night with the fairies who are waiting.....for my arrival.....to feast away...the eternal banquet....the feast of fools....meets the feast of fairies!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      God Damn...gorblimey....by crikey...gosh....frig it!!!
      The weasel is now on 3237 posts....
      & the difference is 3908....to 7245 posts!!!
      How much longer can this go on?
      Don't ask me....... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        Cuddle a space hopper....& squeeze a tube of asparagus paste....&
        tweeze a boogie....out...all at once....& that's it!!!You'll be initiated into Pixiehood!No way.....just joking!!!
        You have to get a wonky little green tricyle & ride to Pixiesville on it....& then drink from the magical....potion stream until you're skin turns really green....& then you'll be accepted...to pass....into Pixie Land! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          I'm saving up for a castle so
          please send donations to:

          Mr Rumpel Stiltskin
          43 & a half Gherkin Drive
          Brontasaurus Hills
          7007 OOPS
          Nowheresville
          Whateversville
          Limbo Oblivion
          GooOse Planet
          Eteceterasville
          "?"


          [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Blimey!Thespacebaronthiscomputerjustdoesnotworkata ll!!!Howweird!I'vebeenonitfor2hours&

            didn'tnoticeituntilnow!!!Completelyodd!SigingoffMr RumpelStiltskin!!!P.S.Cheeers!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

            [ 11-01-2002: Message edited by: Jim ]</p>

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              It's bizarre in a way......that it's so difficult to find a pay-phone.....phone-card in London!You think it would be easy.....but no-one seems to sell them.Have even tried 2 post offices!It is amazing not to be able to even get a phone card....in such a big city as London!Weird! [img]confused.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                The silly gooOse-hearted pip-squeakster...worldly weasel is here back in Amsterdam!Blimey!Was in a hurry to get the last bus out of London...& my friend helped me with a bag....whilst he was running while smoking a cigarette with a pair of chop-sticks!I made the bus by a bee's whisker!
                I perhaps hold the world record....for being the last one on board....on any form of transport?
                Perhaps also hold the world record for the most amount of posts....posted on a forum?
                Anyway i better scamper away.....like a scrawny ferret....& snuggle up to a newt in a cubby-hole! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  I'm a retro-head pop god!Come party with me!Ear candy...eye candy...paisley...polka-dot...striped bubblegum-head please play your green tambourine!Tinkle a triangle....ride a purple tricycle....play bubblegum music....while jumping on a lovely pink pogo-stick!Sing & dance....like a sissy....everso silly to ridiculous retro tunes....."Up...up & away!"Oh yes...baby....see my baby jive!Kinky kooky....60's fluffadelic queen....spin around.....& round like a whirligig.....merry-go-round...& watch multi-colored smoke-machine clouds through kaleidoscopic binoculars!Are you with me?Let's get popping all the way.....full of poppycock...to non-stop retro pop! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    That cyclops goblin is waiting at the bus stop.....as he needs to get some quince from the goblin market.....but his watch has stopped....& now he's wondering if he's waiting in Limbo Land....as it's a goblin holiday....& the village he comes from is so small that there is only usually 2 buses a day!Blimey!He loves living out in Woop Woop....but at times....he scratches his bristly head....wondering if being that far out in the sticks is all worth it.....if he can't get his special quince once a week from the goblin market! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Make a monkey of yourself.....or a squirrel may mistake you as a nutter!Just go banannas or something....& slip on a peel & go ape!Chase yourself around while reading the book...."Where the wild things are"!Just shout"rack off hairy legs",to yourself!
                      Eventually the squirrels will frig off...& then you can have as much fun as a barrel of monkeys all by yourself! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        How the fuck did that little elf.....become a member of the may-pole club?What the heck!He should of become a member of the laughing-stock club.....so all us goblins could....throw rotten quince & mouldy aspargus sticks at him!What the heck!We'll just have to put up with the scrawny weasel.....& let him trumpet his farts as he pleases!
                        Blimey!You can't have it all..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          I'm going to transport myself back in time....into a dimensionless world....& meet beings never yet met before....by Earthlings!We'll eventually come to grips with channelling our energies together....with antennae's pricked out....towards the heavens of the cosmos!We'll weave in & out of different world's until we merge into the status quo of times we are all familiar with now....& present our other-worldly stories....full of go....to sceptical ears....until...we convince the whole human race......that there's more to know than there is to know?Oops!Maybe i should transport myself forwards in time.....& then do it all the other way around again!Even teleport myself in times now....from star to star....& come back....to Earth when you're all ready....to give me the time of day.....to put my sense forth!Are you all with me? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            Blimey!Wouldn't that be a drag if you were allergic to laughter! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              I have an appointment with a laughing goOose....
                              so i better get ready....
                              or not so ready.....
                              to laugh & cry at the same time....
                              as it's supposed.....
                              to make me come out...
                              of it all....
                              as a wild card....
                              non-stop laughing fool! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                I'm going to put on some panty-hose.....
                                & some hiddeous not quite right holey why-fronts....
                                & a fluffy tiara.....with a punsy glittery bow-tie.....
                                & run around in circles out in the public domain....
                                while singing idiotic rhubarby songs.....
                                until everyone......
                                just has no choice but to laugh themselves stupid aswell..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!!

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