Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!Whoever did that.....is wrong!
What a pong!
That's completely off!
Go away.....
before another one....
get's popped off....
in our presence!
Who was it?
Was it me or you?
" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pick my nose now!
Go on...do it!
Pick it at once....
or i'll blow...
a goobie.....
before you know it!
Okay!Don't!
Scratch my nose!
Go on.....scratch my nose
...& i'll pick your toes....
Come on....
get on with it....
or nothing will
happen at all!
" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's more to a nose....than anyone would care to know!
I'm on a nosey mission.....to get my nose(knows)right!
Who knows what the nose is all about?
Let me know.....your answers....about whatever....
there is to know about noses!
Toodleloo for now.....
as i have to follow my nose!
" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a little dwarf called Morris who had 3 nostrils.All the pixies in his village would laugh at him....when he would stand about & pick his nose with 3 fingers.Oneday he stuck 3 peas in his nose & snuffed them out at a wretched smelly pixie.....(who would always try to topple his apple-cart).....which knocked him off his tricycle....because he was a complete feather-head!"Don't mess with the little dwarf with 3 nostrils!".....became famous around the pixie village from then on!
"What A Crap Story!"
" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't vacuum that snuff up ya like that.....or you'll be doing burnt raspberries....til the cow's.....Moo!
Dung-beetles prefer elephant & rhino droppings.....& can carry a nice big round dropping(well according to their size)for quite a distance....and into their burrow!
Get a nose up ya! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder if a skunk likes the smell of it's own farts? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine an elephant getting off on smelling it's own farts!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine a rhino trying to smell another rhino's arse & then getting it's horn stuck!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I smell weird cheese....or is it a mouldy carrot?
Where's Worzel Gumridge's nose......
he probably knocked it off my snow man.....
Oops Bugs Bunny....has a carrot......made of cheese...
.....stop this poppycock....or i'll get ya to snuff some cheese powder! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What smell do you find the funniest? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey.....Morris the hedge-hog...let off a real ponger....as Ethyl the giraffe has her nostrils pegged from all the way up there! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

The lingering scent of inchoate mischief, Rump.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't pop this wretched smell out of my nose.....as it's blocked!
There once was a wretched little pixie who got a nasal inhaler stuck up his left nostril......& just had to snuff it....until his eyeballs.....went red-hot.....which made him.......have 158 eyebaths every few minutes!
Gosh!I'm really getting monotonous!
I have to hurry up & get to the party i was just at......& get some more......snacks.....down the hatch....as i'm getting a bit weary......& not worth reading at the moment....so i have to frig off.....& ride the one-wheeler back.....through a few back streets!
Gosh!I should ditch the one-wheeler......& get a 3 wheeler......as they are a bit more funky....but more awkward for travelling!The one-wheeler comes in handy for transport!I use it more for transport these days......but will ditch it......sooner or later!Adios!

P.S.And now back to the Nose story!Can you smell it? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I once looked everywhere for my nose......just before i was.....supposed to be on.....in my performing place.....& was late because i still couldn't find my nose!I eventually found it......in one of my pixie shoes!No nose......no show!!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

A dog once.......entered my show......& then i threw it a squeaky bone.....& it tried to chew it up.I tried to get the bone back.....& then the dog.....snapped at me......& nearly chomped my long rubber nose nose off!Got my bone back......but it lost it's squeak!It's a drag when those doggy's chew up your toys in your show!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />