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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Gorblimey!Whoever did that.....is wrong!
    What a pong!
    That's completely off!
    Go away.....
    before another one....
    get's popped off....
    in our presence!
    Who was it?
    Was it me or you?
    " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      Pick my nose now!
      Go on...do it!
      Pick it at once....
      or i'll blow...
      a goobie.....
      before you know it!
      Okay!Don't!
      Scratch my nose!
      Go on.....scratch my nose
      ...& i'll pick your toes....
      Come on....
      get on with it....
      or nothing will
      happen at all!
      " [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        There's more to a nose....than anyone would care to know!
        I'm on a nosey mission.....to get my nose(knows)right!
        Who knows what the nose is all about?
        Let me know.....your answers....about whatever....
        there is to know about noses!
        Toodleloo for now.....
        as i have to follow my nose!
        " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          There once was a little dwarf called Morris who had 3 nostrils.All the pixies in his village would laugh at him....when he would stand about & pick his nose with 3 fingers.Oneday he stuck 3 peas in his nose & snuffed them out at a wretched smelly pixie.....(who would always try to topple his apple-cart).....which knocked him off his tricycle....because he was a complete feather-head!"Don't mess with the little dwarf with 3 nostrils!".....became famous around the pixie village from then on!
          "What A Crap Story!"
          " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Don't vacuum that snuff up ya like that.....or you'll be doing burnt raspberries....til the cow's.....Moo!
            Dung-beetles prefer elephant & rhino droppings.....& can carry a nice big round dropping(well according to their size)for quite a distance....and into their burrow!
            Get a nose up ya! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              I wonder if a skunk likes the smell of it's own farts? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                Imagine an elephant getting off on smelling it's own farts!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Imagine a rhino trying to smell another rhino's arse & then getting it's horn stuck!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    I smell weird cheese....or is it a mouldy carrot?
                    Where's Worzel Gumridge's nose......
                    he probably knocked it off my snow man.....
                    Oops Bugs Bunny....has a carrot......made of cheese...
                    .....stop this poppycock....or i'll get ya to snuff some cheese powder! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      What smell do you find the funniest? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Gorblimey.....Morris the hedge-hog...let off a real ponger....as Ethyl the giraffe has her nostrils pegged from all the way up there! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                        • Mr.Taxi Trix
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 1273

                          The lingering scent of inchoate mischief, Rump.

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            I can't pop this wretched smell out of my nose.....as it's blocked!
                            There once was a wretched little pixie who got a nasal inhaler stuck up his left nostril......& just had to snuff it....until his eyeballs.....went red-hot.....which made him.......have 158 eyebaths every few minutes!
                            Gosh!I'm really getting monotonous!
                            I have to hurry up & get to the party i was just at......& get some more......snacks.....down the hatch....as i'm getting a bit weary......& not worth reading at the moment....so i have to frig off.....& ride the one-wheeler back.....through a few back streets!
                            Gosh!I should ditch the one-wheeler......& get a 3 wheeler......as they are a bit more funky....but more awkward for travelling!The one-wheeler comes in handy for transport!I use it more for transport these days......but will ditch it......sooner or later!Adios!

                            P.S.And now back to the Nose story!Can you smell it? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              I once looked everywhere for my nose......just before i was.....supposed to be on.....in my performing place.....& was late because i still couldn't find my nose!I eventually found it......in one of my pixie shoes!No nose......no show!!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                A dog once.......entered my show......& then i threw it a squeaky bone.....& it tried to chew it up.I tried to get the bone back.....& then the dog.....snapped at me......& nearly chomped my long rubber nose nose off!Got my bone back......but it lost it's squeak!It's a drag when those doggy's chew up your toys in your show!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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