Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's all swap noses & sport each other's nose's for a day & then give em' back! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I just sniffed God's medicine & now my nose is taking over the World!Soon there will be nothing left in this World except for my nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What nose do you fancy? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What kind of nose...turns you on? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goblin over there is playing a flute with it's bottom while jamming with Pinocchio....who is playing on his nose~flute!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh gosh!There's just too much depth to the nose.....so i just can't get my head round it all...as it's tricky to get straight to the point.....oh i don't nose?Yes i nose.....i do!Ring-a-ring-a-noses....a pocket full of noses! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

OOoh....for Christ's sake....a mosquito is trapped in my left nostril & i can't get to sleep!It's frigggin' doing my head in!Where's my wretched tweeezers when i need em'? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Hey Carrot Nose!Are you tyring to be a snow man or just trying to attract....the cute Play Girl Bunnies?" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that elf blowing gherkin~flavoured bubbles & inhaling them through his left nostril....as some kind of odd vice! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't get too hard~nosed about not getting a fair sniff of Vincent The Umbrella Frog's rock~hard cheese.....you...whinging nose~pointing....try~hard cheese~smelling loser! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

My nose has just coincidently parked itself in a rotten cheese~cake made by a long-forgotten warty ol' witch....who wanted me...to feed her gooose...my carrot nose! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!That fart would certainly blow my squirrel to Kingdom Come.....if it was here right now!Please...in future keep your farts to yourself.....or i'll call the pixy police to give you a full dose.....of the infamous & hiddeous farting machine....that will be affixed to your nose!I'm warning you....so friggin' don't fart or else....you'll be getting the worst of the worst! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

God!Who farted!Thank God...the window is closed.....or else....it would have knocked me for a 7!Yuck & Eeek..." [img]eek.gif[/img] "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Farts Rock!!!
Gorblimey!I'm really losing it now!
I think i'm going to follow a gooose back to the Land Of Flatulence.....& then start all over again....& pop off to the most hiddeous Pop Music possible!Gosh!Stop popping off....or i'll have to pop the music! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was an awkward & wrong goblin who could actually smell what key any troll's farts were in!I don't know why he was awarded this odd gift.....but it surely helped the other goblins know...when the trolls were hungry & up for a goblin feast! [img]eek.gif[/img]