Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That elephant there.....has just been awarded the Golden Nose trophy award for the longest sneeze at the Sneezing Festival!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & stick a thimble up ya nose ya drongo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine a giraffe trying to swing a goobie from side to side!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

That skunk just adores the stink of it's own farts! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!Imagine a kangaroo popping off whilst hopping off...just after a can of Baked Beans!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm am The King Of Noses....& i say "Which Creature On This Planet has the World's largest nostril?"If you get it right.....you get awarded a the Holy Nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to train an elephant to crack a stonker with it's nose!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You would need an Inspector Gadget finger to pick a winning gooobie out of that elepant's nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine an elephant sneezing all over you!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That rhino over there wants to horn that hippo's bottom full charge!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who's first for the experience of an elephant nose shower? [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who farted? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop smelling my socks....or i'll peg ya nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's a drag when you're all revved up & ready to go & can't find ya frigggin' nose! [img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wouldn't it be funny if people threw false noses into my hat!That would be great! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />