Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I don't knows which nose to wear? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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There once was a goblin who kept pepper in his snuff-box....in case of an emergency when he had blocked noses due to eating too much custard!He was a hypercondriac.....& an eccentric thingamijig....who believed this would help him break through the mucous syndrome!Ha Ha HatchoooOOOOooOOoo <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> tchoooOOO [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Okay community.....hand over some noses...now....or i'll do nothing at all!Oops...i mean hand over some noses.....& i'll stop this poppycock!Imagine if someone gave me a false nose everyday!Imagine a whole castle full of false noses & when you open the door.....noses spill out...left,right & centre!Crikey! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & stick a false nose up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pinocchio is aiming for that possum's bottom nose-first! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine a duck trying to get an edge on a goobie via it's nostril? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bunnies almost have whiskers coming out of their frigggin' noses!Imagine having ten inch hairs growing out of both nostrils.Gosh....in the winter in Russia they would turn into black icycles! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What noses do you fancy? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sneeze this way please....because you're against the breeze....& it might go all over my plate of peas! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey.....it's mad when you're in someone's car & you wind down the window & try & snuff a wretched goobie out & the wind blows it back in & it clings round & goes in your left eye-ball!Have you ever done that?You should try it some time! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yuck!
Snot,Custard,Phlegm & Goblin sperm...
could be mistaken & used for the wrong purposes....
if you haven't read the instructions properly! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pull my nose & lead me into the Land Of Fairies.....& i'll be fool of silly sense! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oneday i might turn into just one big Nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Don't rub noses with an elephant or else it will run your nose the wrong way & then you'll never be able to go into the Pinocchio Who's Nose Is The Longest Contest! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Imagine an elephant stretching it's nose....as horizontal as can be.....& letting a pixie hang a trapeze from it's nose!Would that make you laugh? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />