Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That elephant nose looks like a stonker & it's coming for you!Get out of the way?Erhhhhh Yuk! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Damn i forgot to press on the icon on the last one!I should sprout my nostrils & get some weasel whiskers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you think Pinocchio's stonker is a turn-off? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to stick my stonker of a nose into the left-nostril of an elephant's nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That elephant is trying to park it's nose....in that Rhino's bottom! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I've got a pea stuck up my left nostril!Where are my wretched tweeezers when i need em'?Frig it! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think that goblin get's aroused by giving itself the "Double Nosrtil Asparagus-Stick Insert Of Giggles!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Has anyone got any tweezers because i need to pick this twig-sect out of my left nostil? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oooohhhh......i can't flick my friggin' wretched goobie off my funny-bone! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if the Universe suddenly got sucked through that mysterious Black~Hole which turned out to be....Nostildamus's great nostril in the sky! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't make sense.....so please get some pansy flowers for me to sniff.....& then i'll make perfect sense & turn into Mr Puniverse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!Check that out for a nose!What a profile! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey....that kiwi has it's snout stuck in that echidna's bottom!Oops! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!That Pekinese dog....is smooching the meaty-bites off it's plate...vacuuming it with full nostril slurps!Yuk! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine trying to give a hippopotomus a wedgie while an elephant tries to give you a wedgie at the same time with it's nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />