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Rumple-The community gifts a nose?
Like many people I have been reading the untethered outbursts of Rumple over a remarkably short time considering the mass of higgildy- piggildy ,topsy-turvy content.
He is indeed a wise idiot.
It appears he wants for very little but the opportuinity to continue being spastic/elastic/fantastic.
However his story of his nose-job and the great impact it had on him touched me as I'm sure it touched you all.
If he were to fully examine his yearning for his old nose back, and come to the conclusion that it above all else would make him a happier rumple.
Then I would suggest that we all chip in and provide some collective cash and more importantly a cover letter that could be presented to the finest nose surgeon in the world explaining who Rumple is and why we believe that in providing his services for a token sum he would be perhaps engaging in the most meaningful rhynoplastic action of his career.
Rumple has a cast of his old one.
All we need is a letter a contact address and someone trustworthy who would set up a bank account that we all put $20 into.
If we can get the doc to do it for free then the money goes to a large party in the country of rumples choosing.
It would also make a touching sunday night tv movie.
Feedback?
To save you time in trying to unearth the post from the mountain of generosity
I've cut and pasted it below.
Here Is My Nose Story!It's True!
===================================
The pinnacle of my clowning misery was getting a nose-job!If you're a clown never get a nose-job!
Here the story goes.........it's a long long long story!
Year's ago(1996)i did a 16 hour show at the Byron Bay Music & Art's Festival & during the show.....i said....just off the cuff"Wouldn't it be funny to meet Tiny Tim?"
Some lady in the audience heard me...& said"I know someone who know's him!"She then said"I'll take you round there sometime!"
She gave me her number & oneday we went around to a chap's house called Martin Sharp!It was quite a coincidence as i collected Tiny Tim records & they were very hard to get!Even Martin was surprised that i had quite a few as they are really rare!
It was funny to listen to Tiny Time(sorry Tiny Tim)on the record player go for hours on end as Martin would be painting an album cover for Tiny's next record....while the music would play relentlessly!
Oh by the way....Tiny Tim.....sang"Tip Toe Through The Tulips",on a ukulele!He had a really big kind of Roman-Jewish looking nose & really cheesy teeth & a really high falsetto voice!He was also kind of big & gawky & would wear weird suits that would be too tight for him!He had quite a repertoire of songs & was infact a musicologist!Tiny Tim got his name from the Charles Dicken's story..."A Christmas Carol".The "Tip Toe Through The Tulips",song become a number one hit for Tiny in 1968!The song was originally from the 30's i think.....as Tiny really liked 30's songs!Crikey!I'm getting off the track a bit here.....now back to the nose!
Are you still with me?
NOw where was i........?Oh yes!For years & years & years i would get a blocked left ear.....& i would have to constantly pop it to release the pressure!It felt like i was always in an airplane or something.....where ya have to pop the buggers again & again!It was hard to concentrate....so i would go to ENT(ear/nose & throat)specialists to see what the problem was!They would say i had a blocked Eustacion tube in my left ear....& gave me various ear-drops & ear-tests & that....which didn't ever really stop the blocking!I thought i was going mad....& went again & again to get more opinions!I also went to allergists & one said i was allergic to mould in the air & i would have to take innoculations which last for an 8 mth period & then more for year's after!It all sounded very expensive.....& i couldn't afford it!
I let it go for a while & then i saw an old ENT specialist who said i had a crooked septum & it needed realignment!He then said i should get a nose job!He was 80 & he was a bit wobbly on his instruments & he said it wouldn't be fair on me or him if he did it....so he referred me to one of his collegue's Dr Pouw(should be Dr Pow)!It was strange also that this old man had lots of Punch magazines in the waiting room.The old ENT specialist knew i didn't have much money(this was when i was 22...still don't any now)so he got his secretary to type up a letter saying"Please don't give this chap too much monetary trauma!"
Quite a few weeks later i visited Dr Pouw who had a practice in Edgecliff...which is one of the more posher areas in Sydney!It was quite a lush setup.....i thought as there were also respectable well off looking types....waiting in the waiting room!In consultation Dr Pouw said to me that i should have my septum realigned & how does"$200 sound!"I thought"God!That's cheap!I usually get a congested nose & also a blocked left ear!"He said for me to come back next week which i did....to get my nose fixed!He seemed as if he was friendly....but friendly can also be astute in some cases!I borrowed $200 from Martin Sharp as i was skint at the time!I was also not so well mentally prepared for the occasion as i was dating a Sth American girl at the time!
When i was in the surgical theatre....he didn't look so jolly as he did in consultation & this sort of gave me the butterflies!I was just about to back out of it.....but he cave me the anaesthetic....before i could make up my mind....& then my eyelids felt like lead & i was out for the count!I stayed the night there & when i woke up i had a cast on my nose!After a week i was allowed to take it off which i did in the practice again!I completely flipped my lid when the cast was removed as it my character had changed overnight...& said"IT was fuckin' awful!"'which spun them out a bit....& the nurse told me"to shut up & give it time!"I told her where to go!Weeks & weeks past....but still i couldn't believe what a fool i was.....as i much preferred my original nose!The one i was brought up with!It was a real natural jester's nose in the first place.It had a natural beak & was a bit bent....but was perfect for the jestery look!Had more dimension!I was upset that i didn't get to fully exploit my natural expression of Creation's design of being anatomically correct!It was a real Head-Fuck to get the nose taken out of your know!
This was the worst mistake i made in my life!I had absolutley no fear of pulling faces as i was before....as i had nothing to hide!Now i have to hide a nosejob.....so i have to wear a nose mask to compensate for the beaky nose i used to have!It's amazing when it comes to expression....what a little off the nose can do!It probably sounds like i'm going on a bit about it......but if you're a clown & you get a nose-job.....you would probably relate to where i'm coming from!It's easier to take away than add!Oh!God!I know it's no good to focus too much on the nose(even though i didn't before in the first place)....but after i had a nose-job...it make me focus on it even more.It was like a Chinese puzzle....& it just felt like i wasn't all there like i used to be!I felt like i'm only 60 percent now.....& really lost the zest in my jest & stopped performing for a year!It was the 16 hour show in Byron Bay that got me back on track again.....as i hadn't performed for a while!I wore a carrot nose!
I know it's not good to focus too much on the nose.....but it is one of the funniest things on the human anatomy & coming back down to your body for a medium for your art....you can use a beak to comic advantage!I became obsessed with this nose problem & drew hundreds of noses & would read everything i could about noses to try & solve this nose problem!It would give me more & more anxiety....& i would see more & more nose specialists to try & figure how i could get my old nose back!I spent much more money just freaking out how i could get my old nose back.....than i paid for the nose-job(so called bargain)in the first place!I have books full of nose drawings!Everything i would draw....would end up having noses in it!Some nose specialists would be surprised that i knew alot about noses & would sometimes worry when i would quote them on techniques....on how i could get my old nose back!I personally think that alot of nose specialists may have the academic knowledge about noses....but don't have the artistic ability to do a good design,well nose job!When you think about it......Michaelangelo can umpteen......5,000 cups of tea & take all the time in the World to create a masterpiece......but a surgeon only has a certain time limit & has to be extremely articulate.....& even so the body is an organic sculpture & can distort in time!I this things like this are amongst some of the hardest artistic puzzles to crack as you really have to be a genius to compete against Creation's design!I really am tempted though......that there is hopefully someone with the ability on this Planet who can put my nose anatomically correct again!
It surely is an easy thing to procrastinate because it's not easy to trust anyone.....when you give yourself over for them to sculpt you!I certainly don't give the nose as much attention as i did when i was 22.....but still i wear a false nose when i perform....as i just don't feel comfortable pulling faces without it!I can do deadpan expression with more ease.It probably sounds like i'm a hyper-condriac about it all......but i just never perform anymore without a false nose!It's kind of self defeating a bit.....as i'm a naturalist.....& having a false nose on....just isn't the real thing!The real nose is much more diverse......& you can switch characters more easily....as having a false nose....more or less moulds you into one character!It's looks more realistic if i affix the nose on with spirit gum glue as having elastic noses....strethes the base of the nose a bit,making it wider!God!There's so much in a nose....it's unbelievable!
I mean the nose is right between your eyes & is the focal point of the face & is the centre(scenter)of attention!It's connected to the pineal glands(have i got it right)& helps channel the chakras.Oxygen the most important element in life goes through the nose....& the nose hairs filter out the carbon dioxide!The sense of smell is also the most neglected sense....& is also very important indeed!I have yet to read the book"the perfume",but will do so!
I mean it's much more impromptu to just put on your jester's hat & then you're already there!Now it's like i have to do a painting before i start my show......& also it takes time to take it off....with the make-up!Oh!Crikey!It sometimes mmakes me feel like an artificial fool as it's much more natural not to wear makeup.It kind of ruins your credibility if you have to always rely on a prop on your nose!It almost defies the purpose of being a stand-up comedian....as not looking funny....can sometimes be more cutting edge....whereas wearing a costume or nose.....is too obvious.Sometimes your costume can work to your disadvantage!I can't wear the costume without the nose!It's really weird like that!Some people probably think i'm a little pretentiuos when i leave my nose on all day.....but it get's tiring having to stick it on & off all the time when there are more shows to be had throughout the day.It's not good to take it off & keep glueing it back on again & again throughout the day.....day after day....so i prefer to keep it on once!It's hard for the false nose to metamorphosis into your natural features...naturally.....so metaphysically you can't get your nose to grow back by thinking about it!It's like at times.....i just fantasize....that my false nose really is me....when i'm wearing my costume....so it's goes with the show!Maybe i should try some Pinocchio affirmations or consult Nostrildamus to see what he predicts about me trying to get my old nose back?
Oh no!I hope it doesn't sound like the Universe revolves around my nose or my nose revolves around the Universe!The jester must transcend the nose(knows)....as we're all just a freckle on the nose of time!Nobody get's out of this World alive....so i shouldn't give my nose too much time....or should i?I know humour comes from within.....well the most important.....is the humour that comes from your heart!It's good to have healthy humour.....but i must admit that if you couldn't see visual comedian's....."How would they...then be funny?"Mr Bean couldn't even be seen by blind people!Oh!What a topic this nose topic is!I could write a Nose Bible....there would be more to write....i'd just keep including more editions with more chapters.
Maybe i can clone my old nose back?I know there is more important things in life,than to worry about your own silly nose.....as there is someone always worse off than yourself.....so i shouln't ever complain about it again!I guess we all do to a certain degree....when we are the subject we are dealing with!Maybe i'll get a honker of a beak oneday.....& then have a slide projection on the side of my nose!A bump is better than a skijump!
I have now collected up to about 150 different noses!I just can't wear them all at once!Perhaps i should do the "Nose Show?"It's a funny effect when you make a nose out of latex & then don't cut any holes out!I then paint it & affix it & the inhalation back to nose go all skewiff...& twisted!It can be a funny effect...as you can twist the nose to any angle & then inhale...& the inhale will take the nose...to your required angle!It's a multi-nose really...all in one!It doesn't get rather tiring though!
The good thing that Dr Pouw(the chap who did my nose-job)was.....he made a cast of my original nose.....so perhaps oneday i get really get my beak back right again!I also nearly lost this cast with this cast of the nose i have now & also othere nose i made(the nose lunchbox)!I left my nose-box in a $2 dollar shop & a couple of days really i lost it!I looked all over the city & eventually went back to the $2 shop by fluke & it was still there in the squeaky crab section(crate)!Absolutely no joke!It's was a complete fucking fluke!God!THe Universe is just too twisted!I have more than 101 nose stories....perhaps more than 1001.....but it would drive you & myself mad....if i told them!There's lots of other things in Life to focus on.....so let's forget the whole thing & go onto the next topic!
P.S.I hope i haven't ruined my reputation now...after this self-centred nose epic?
I just lost my masculine edge.....& now i'm even more feminine!It didn't change the voice though....as it was already like that!That's the history behind my nose!I guess there are some clowns that have made it with a stuck on nose!This has been the toughest lesson in my performing carreer......so i advice all clowns out there who think....of getting a nose job....to think twice....as your body is the most important instrument you can have.....much more natural,diverse & versatile than props can ever be!A secretary might want a nose-job for asthetic reasons...but then again won't have to pull faces for a living....as does a clown!Don't be fooled by $200 bargains!
Quite strangely enough i was at the Tasmanian Circus Festival a few year's ago & i met some girl there that i knew!She was going on..about telling me....she knows someone who could put my nose back right!She said he is also in my art classes as i teach life drawing...& he's a nice guy!She then said"what was the name of the guy you saw?"I said"Dr Pouw!"She said"Oh my God!That's him!"How twisted is that!Twilight Zone!
I do know of one chap that who could probably get it right....as he's the most experienced nose specialist out of all of them....as other specialist's have mentioned him!I have seen him & he seems to be the most knowledgable on the topic...& seems more down to earth...& a World specialist....& 10 times more expensive!Maybe i'll get my nose back in time & then i i won't wear the false noses so much.....so i can be liberated to pull faces again like i used to!It's certainly tempting!I can still wear false noses with different costumes though!I will transcend the jester....but will always have the fool to fall back on...or perhaps i'll just get 101 different jester outfits & put them all in my mobile castle with the steering wheel with all the trinkets & that!Anyway i better go before i could lose this post!That really would be a crying shame after all this typing!See you next time!P.S.I wonder if this post will ever get read anyway?I'm sure there's much more i could write about the nose.......but i better escape the situation while i have the chance!
Mush love to the World & may all good things come true!Signing Off Nostrilstiltskin The Universal Fool Who Knows The Nose With More Sense Than No-Sense!P.S.Inhale....Exhale.....Inhale....Exhale... ....breathing in air of immortality!I won't be bound by this physical body.....I am becoming One With All Creation!The Show Must Go On!
P.S.Perhaps if it hadn't of been for that Tiny Tim connection.....maybe i'd still have my old nose back?Well the timing could have falling into another pattern!I never actually got to meet Tiny Tim.....before he died!I did make an unusual coincidental contribution.....to one of his album's as MArtin Sharp....mixed my sleigh bell's into one of his Xmas jingles!
P.S.All this nose(knows)stuff is turning me into a nose-ologist!Maybe i'll end up nosing(knows)too much....because i'll nose(knows)too much!:Confused:
[This message has been edited by martin ewen (edited 12-28-2001).]
He is indeed a wise idiot.
It appears he wants for very little but the opportuinity to continue being spastic/elastic/fantastic.
However his story of his nose-job and the great impact it had on him touched me as I'm sure it touched you all.
If he were to fully examine his yearning for his old nose back, and come to the conclusion that it above all else would make him a happier rumple.
Then I would suggest that we all chip in and provide some collective cash and more importantly a cover letter that could be presented to the finest nose surgeon in the world explaining who Rumple is and why we believe that in providing his services for a token sum he would be perhaps engaging in the most meaningful rhynoplastic action of his career.
Rumple has a cast of his old one.
All we need is a letter a contact address and someone trustworthy who would set up a bank account that we all put $20 into.
If we can get the doc to do it for free then the money goes to a large party in the country of rumples choosing.
It would also make a touching sunday night tv movie.
Feedback?
To save you time in trying to unearth the post from the mountain of generosity
I've cut and pasted it below.
Here Is My Nose Story!It's True!
===================================
The pinnacle of my clowning misery was getting a nose-job!If you're a clown never get a nose-job!
Here the story goes.........it's a long long long story!
Year's ago(1996)i did a 16 hour show at the Byron Bay Music & Art's Festival & during the show.....i said....just off the cuff"Wouldn't it be funny to meet Tiny Tim?"
Some lady in the audience heard me...& said"I know someone who know's him!"She then said"I'll take you round there sometime!"
She gave me her number & oneday we went around to a chap's house called Martin Sharp!It was quite a coincidence as i collected Tiny Tim records & they were very hard to get!Even Martin was surprised that i had quite a few as they are really rare!
It was funny to listen to Tiny Time(sorry Tiny Tim)on the record player go for hours on end as Martin would be painting an album cover for Tiny's next record....while the music would play relentlessly!
Oh by the way....Tiny Tim.....sang"Tip Toe Through The Tulips",on a ukulele!He had a really big kind of Roman-Jewish looking nose & really cheesy teeth & a really high falsetto voice!He was also kind of big & gawky & would wear weird suits that would be too tight for him!He had quite a repertoire of songs & was infact a musicologist!Tiny Tim got his name from the Charles Dicken's story..."A Christmas Carol".The "Tip Toe Through The Tulips",song become a number one hit for Tiny in 1968!The song was originally from the 30's i think.....as Tiny really liked 30's songs!Crikey!I'm getting off the track a bit here.....now back to the nose!
Are you still with me?
NOw where was i........?Oh yes!For years & years & years i would get a blocked left ear.....& i would have to constantly pop it to release the pressure!It felt like i was always in an airplane or something.....where ya have to pop the buggers again & again!It was hard to concentrate....so i would go to ENT(ear/nose & throat)specialists to see what the problem was!They would say i had a blocked Eustacion tube in my left ear....& gave me various ear-drops & ear-tests & that....which didn't ever really stop the blocking!I thought i was going mad....& went again & again to get more opinions!I also went to allergists & one said i was allergic to mould in the air & i would have to take innoculations which last for an 8 mth period & then more for year's after!It all sounded very expensive.....& i couldn't afford it!
I let it go for a while & then i saw an old ENT specialist who said i had a crooked septum & it needed realignment!He then said i should get a nose job!He was 80 & he was a bit wobbly on his instruments & he said it wouldn't be fair on me or him if he did it....so he referred me to one of his collegue's Dr Pouw(should be Dr Pow)!It was strange also that this old man had lots of Punch magazines in the waiting room.The old ENT specialist knew i didn't have much money(this was when i was 22...still don't any now)so he got his secretary to type up a letter saying"Please don't give this chap too much monetary trauma!"
Quite a few weeks later i visited Dr Pouw who had a practice in Edgecliff...which is one of the more posher areas in Sydney!It was quite a lush setup.....i thought as there were also respectable well off looking types....waiting in the waiting room!In consultation Dr Pouw said to me that i should have my septum realigned & how does"$200 sound!"I thought"God!That's cheap!I usually get a congested nose & also a blocked left ear!"He said for me to come back next week which i did....to get my nose fixed!He seemed as if he was friendly....but friendly can also be astute in some cases!I borrowed $200 from Martin Sharp as i was skint at the time!I was also not so well mentally prepared for the occasion as i was dating a Sth American girl at the time!
When i was in the surgical theatre....he didn't look so jolly as he did in consultation & this sort of gave me the butterflies!I was just about to back out of it.....but he cave me the anaesthetic....before i could make up my mind....& then my eyelids felt like lead & i was out for the count!I stayed the night there & when i woke up i had a cast on my nose!After a week i was allowed to take it off which i did in the practice again!I completely flipped my lid when the cast was removed as it my character had changed overnight...& said"IT was fuckin' awful!"'which spun them out a bit....& the nurse told me"to shut up & give it time!"I told her where to go!Weeks & weeks past....but still i couldn't believe what a fool i was.....as i much preferred my original nose!The one i was brought up with!It was a real natural jester's nose in the first place.It had a natural beak & was a bit bent....but was perfect for the jestery look!Had more dimension!I was upset that i didn't get to fully exploit my natural expression of Creation's design of being anatomically correct!It was a real Head-Fuck to get the nose taken out of your know!
This was the worst mistake i made in my life!I had absolutley no fear of pulling faces as i was before....as i had nothing to hide!Now i have to hide a nosejob.....so i have to wear a nose mask to compensate for the beaky nose i used to have!It's amazing when it comes to expression....what a little off the nose can do!It probably sounds like i'm going on a bit about it......but if you're a clown & you get a nose-job.....you would probably relate to where i'm coming from!It's easier to take away than add!Oh!God!I know it's no good to focus too much on the nose(even though i didn't before in the first place)....but after i had a nose-job...it make me focus on it even more.It was like a Chinese puzzle....& it just felt like i wasn't all there like i used to be!I felt like i'm only 60 percent now.....& really lost the zest in my jest & stopped performing for a year!It was the 16 hour show in Byron Bay that got me back on track again.....as i hadn't performed for a while!I wore a carrot nose!
I know it's not good to focus too much on the nose.....but it is one of the funniest things on the human anatomy & coming back down to your body for a medium for your art....you can use a beak to comic advantage!I became obsessed with this nose problem & drew hundreds of noses & would read everything i could about noses to try & solve this nose problem!It would give me more & more anxiety....& i would see more & more nose specialists to try & figure how i could get my old nose back!I spent much more money just freaking out how i could get my old nose back.....than i paid for the nose-job(so called bargain)in the first place!I have books full of nose drawings!Everything i would draw....would end up having noses in it!Some nose specialists would be surprised that i knew alot about noses & would sometimes worry when i would quote them on techniques....on how i could get my old nose back!I personally think that alot of nose specialists may have the academic knowledge about noses....but don't have the artistic ability to do a good design,well nose job!When you think about it......Michaelangelo can umpteen......5,000 cups of tea & take all the time in the World to create a masterpiece......but a surgeon only has a certain time limit & has to be extremely articulate.....& even so the body is an organic sculpture & can distort in time!I this things like this are amongst some of the hardest artistic puzzles to crack as you really have to be a genius to compete against Creation's design!I really am tempted though......that there is hopefully someone with the ability on this Planet who can put my nose anatomically correct again!
It surely is an easy thing to procrastinate because it's not easy to trust anyone.....when you give yourself over for them to sculpt you!I certainly don't give the nose as much attention as i did when i was 22.....but still i wear a false nose when i perform....as i just don't feel comfortable pulling faces without it!I can do deadpan expression with more ease.It probably sounds like i'm a hyper-condriac about it all......but i just never perform anymore without a false nose!It's kind of self defeating a bit.....as i'm a naturalist.....& having a false nose on....just isn't the real thing!The real nose is much more diverse......& you can switch characters more easily....as having a false nose....more or less moulds you into one character!It's looks more realistic if i affix the nose on with spirit gum glue as having elastic noses....strethes the base of the nose a bit,making it wider!God!There's so much in a nose....it's unbelievable!
I mean the nose is right between your eyes & is the focal point of the face & is the centre(scenter)of attention!It's connected to the pineal glands(have i got it right)& helps channel the chakras.Oxygen the most important element in life goes through the nose....& the nose hairs filter out the carbon dioxide!The sense of smell is also the most neglected sense....& is also very important indeed!I have yet to read the book"the perfume",but will do so!
I mean it's much more impromptu to just put on your jester's hat & then you're already there!Now it's like i have to do a painting before i start my show......& also it takes time to take it off....with the make-up!Oh!Crikey!It sometimes mmakes me feel like an artificial fool as it's much more natural not to wear makeup.It kind of ruins your credibility if you have to always rely on a prop on your nose!It almost defies the purpose of being a stand-up comedian....as not looking funny....can sometimes be more cutting edge....whereas wearing a costume or nose.....is too obvious.Sometimes your costume can work to your disadvantage!I can't wear the costume without the nose!It's really weird like that!Some people probably think i'm a little pretentiuos when i leave my nose on all day.....but it get's tiring having to stick it on & off all the time when there are more shows to be had throughout the day.It's not good to take it off & keep glueing it back on again & again throughout the day.....day after day....so i prefer to keep it on once!It's hard for the false nose to metamorphosis into your natural features...naturally.....so metaphysically you can't get your nose to grow back by thinking about it!It's like at times.....i just fantasize....that my false nose really is me....when i'm wearing my costume....so it's goes with the show!Maybe i should try some Pinocchio affirmations or consult Nostrildamus to see what he predicts about me trying to get my old nose back?
Oh no!I hope it doesn't sound like the Universe revolves around my nose or my nose revolves around the Universe!The jester must transcend the nose(knows)....as we're all just a freckle on the nose of time!Nobody get's out of this World alive....so i shouldn't give my nose too much time....or should i?I know humour comes from within.....well the most important.....is the humour that comes from your heart!It's good to have healthy humour.....but i must admit that if you couldn't see visual comedian's....."How would they...then be funny?"Mr Bean couldn't even be seen by blind people!Oh!What a topic this nose topic is!I could write a Nose Bible....there would be more to write....i'd just keep including more editions with more chapters.
Maybe i can clone my old nose back?I know there is more important things in life,than to worry about your own silly nose.....as there is someone always worse off than yourself.....so i shouln't ever complain about it again!I guess we all do to a certain degree....when we are the subject we are dealing with!Maybe i'll get a honker of a beak oneday.....& then have a slide projection on the side of my nose!A bump is better than a skijump!
I have now collected up to about 150 different noses!I just can't wear them all at once!Perhaps i should do the "Nose Show?"It's a funny effect when you make a nose out of latex & then don't cut any holes out!I then paint it & affix it & the inhalation back to nose go all skewiff...& twisted!It can be a funny effect...as you can twist the nose to any angle & then inhale...& the inhale will take the nose...to your required angle!It's a multi-nose really...all in one!It doesn't get rather tiring though!
The good thing that Dr Pouw(the chap who did my nose-job)was.....he made a cast of my original nose.....so perhaps oneday i get really get my beak back right again!I also nearly lost this cast with this cast of the nose i have now & also othere nose i made(the nose lunchbox)!I left my nose-box in a $2 dollar shop & a couple of days really i lost it!I looked all over the city & eventually went back to the $2 shop by fluke & it was still there in the squeaky crab section(crate)!Absolutely no joke!It's was a complete fucking fluke!God!THe Universe is just too twisted!I have more than 101 nose stories....perhaps more than 1001.....but it would drive you & myself mad....if i told them!There's lots of other things in Life to focus on.....so let's forget the whole thing & go onto the next topic!
P.S.I hope i haven't ruined my reputation now...after this self-centred nose epic?
I just lost my masculine edge.....& now i'm even more feminine!It didn't change the voice though....as it was already like that!That's the history behind my nose!I guess there are some clowns that have made it with a stuck on nose!This has been the toughest lesson in my performing carreer......so i advice all clowns out there who think....of getting a nose job....to think twice....as your body is the most important instrument you can have.....much more natural,diverse & versatile than props can ever be!A secretary might want a nose-job for asthetic reasons...but then again won't have to pull faces for a living....as does a clown!Don't be fooled by $200 bargains!
Quite strangely enough i was at the Tasmanian Circus Festival a few year's ago & i met some girl there that i knew!She was going on..about telling me....she knows someone who could put my nose back right!She said he is also in my art classes as i teach life drawing...& he's a nice guy!She then said"what was the name of the guy you saw?"I said"Dr Pouw!"She said"Oh my God!That's him!"How twisted is that!Twilight Zone!
I do know of one chap that who could probably get it right....as he's the most experienced nose specialist out of all of them....as other specialist's have mentioned him!I have seen him & he seems to be the most knowledgable on the topic...& seems more down to earth...& a World specialist....& 10 times more expensive!Maybe i'll get my nose back in time & then i i won't wear the false noses so much.....so i can be liberated to pull faces again like i used to!It's certainly tempting!I can still wear false noses with different costumes though!I will transcend the jester....but will always have the fool to fall back on...or perhaps i'll just get 101 different jester outfits & put them all in my mobile castle with the steering wheel with all the trinkets & that!Anyway i better go before i could lose this post!That really would be a crying shame after all this typing!See you next time!P.S.I wonder if this post will ever get read anyway?I'm sure there's much more i could write about the nose.......but i better escape the situation while i have the chance!
Mush love to the World & may all good things come true!Signing Off Nostrilstiltskin The Universal Fool Who Knows The Nose With More Sense Than No-Sense!P.S.Inhale....Exhale.....Inhale....Exhale... ....breathing in air of immortality!I won't be bound by this physical body.....I am becoming One With All Creation!The Show Must Go On!
P.S.Perhaps if it hadn't of been for that Tiny Tim connection.....maybe i'd still have my old nose back?Well the timing could have falling into another pattern!I never actually got to meet Tiny Tim.....before he died!I did make an unusual coincidental contribution.....to one of his album's as MArtin Sharp....mixed my sleigh bell's into one of his Xmas jingles!
P.S.All this nose(knows)stuff is turning me into a nose-ologist!Maybe i'll end up nosing(knows)too much....because i'll nose(knows)too much!:Confused:
[This message has been edited by martin ewen (edited 12-28-2001).]
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