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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Oh golly ol' gosh!There are more noses than one....that have just learned that a pixy~gooOse has just done one....whilst we are all waiting in the same elevator!P.S."No~one is perfect!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      Everything's coming up roses because my nose is just about to turn into gold.From now on......i'll be the Duke of the catwalk & everywhere i go....red carpets will be rolled out before me.I'm going to be a 5 star Gherkin King Jester Of Anything......& i'll be also chauffeured around the galaxy until the Milky Way turns as green as the greenest pixy can be!I'll have a castle in every dive.....& i'll get everyone to give me 5 man!I'll be Mr Plushadelic & i'll wear fluffy pink feathers all over....from head to toe!I'm on a roll Big Brother.....as i'm all Lucked Out....& i just can't stop striking gold from now on!Move over Rumpelstiltskin because the real Rumpelstiltskin is coming & he's certainly got more gold than you could ever spin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        Don't even attempt to thwart my stick~insect from coming to the Weazel Party Of Giggly Idiotic Ever~lasting Fun!If you keep it up.....i'll make you duck....by the force of tugging you down with a thimble over your head...until you do the Duck walk! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          No Ball games within the Kangaroo Walls of silliness please....as the wretched oddball may ricochet....my pigeon out of it's hole & that will do my head in...& then zzzZZZZzzzZZz's will zed away....because i'll be in a day~dream i can't get out of.....because my mind will go ninny!Just joking!Let's play oddball.....& play away as fun as possible!Yes....we're happy little GooOSe~balls! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Ooops i accidently got my last 2 posts mixed up & they slipped into the wrong section!Oh well.....i guess i was a bit zoned out for a bit.....because my GooOSe forgot to check in for me.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Now......back to the Nose topic!Where was i?Oh yes.......what's in a nose for you?Do you consider noses to be an odd profile on the human anatomy?If you were granted your greatest nose wish......what nose would you choose!Do you like honkers.....or would you fancy a hooked nose or even a ski~jump....or a button....or a stonker~of~an~elephant~trunker?Anyway....God forbid...you not to answer....so hurry up & let Mr Nosey know.....which nose....is which you would like to know!Have you got a nose to go to? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                WHAT KIND OF NOSE TURNS YOU ON? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Pinocchio's nose looks quite phallus!He should hide it by putting a sock over it by crikey! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Caution!Enter the Nose Kingdom at own risk....because you may be sneezed out! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Imagine if you could skip a rope made from nose~hair coming out of your own nose!

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Let a rooster lead you by the nose....& give it the pleasure to rule you for more than you're worth for once in a while! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          Imagine if you had to smell your way around the World to get by!

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            What is your favourite smell?
                            What is your worst smell?
                            I wonder how all the different creatures on Earth....sense their smells? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              "DO YOU LOVE NOSES?"

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                [img]tongue.gif[/img] SUCK PINOCCHIO´s NOSE <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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