Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I used to have some pet turtles.......& i remember it was funny when i once got one of my turtles.......near my ear-hole.....& i could feel it's nose breathe air into my ear!It was cool......nice on a hot sunny day! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Eek!That goblin sitting over there has just had a genetically engineered.....orang-utang stonker.....grafted.....onto his nose!Eek!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!It's bizarre how the Universe brings different species into reality.....with all sorts of different noses!What nose would you prefer? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think Darryl the pig over-there......likes the smell of your rump......so don't get too close.....ya silly pixie.....playing scrabble.....in your y-fronts! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hand over the nose.....you cretinous.....hobgoblin....as....i need to put it on.......so....i can smell what's behind the castle door? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a silly little pixie who made a living from selling rubber noses! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have to follow my nose right over there.....as that's where it likes it the most!For some reason......it likes the smells coming from the east......probably because there's a gherkin feast going on? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I don't know why the Universe decided to make the nose look like it does? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a goblin who would pull his pants down every time he farted!One day he did it at the goblin market......& 5 minutes later he got a gherkin stuck in his arse!!! " [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!You should of faced the other way.......
as now.....you're really up our noses!Eek!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop farting!
Stop popping off!
Stop.....letting off putrid raspberries!!!
Stop blowing out skunky gas!!!
Stop eating all those sloppy gherkins!!!
Stop letting yourself go like that!!!
What's going on?
Hold em in!!!
Gosh!Gorblimey!
Are you getting off on it?
EeeeeeeekK!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You better run for it....because i'm about to explode!!!Eeek!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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That smell is worse than wrong!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I can't escape that wretched rancid smell!It's more potent than a hippopotomus's foul 3 minute raspberry stench!Eeek!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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Do jester's fart? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />