Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What is your favourite smell?
Who knows what your nose....
likes.....from all the smells.....
that are possible to be smelled....
What kinds of smells can be smelled....
from all creatures...great & small!
What sense does all of this make? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooops!Popped off again!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That chihuahua won't stop following that rooster's bottom! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Does God fart? [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Thank God.....for farts! " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wouldn't it be funny to line up all the animals of the World in a horizontal line....& hear them fart....one by one!Which animal do you think would make the funniest fart noise?" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I remember i was at a friend's house.....& his cat.....sucked the bell on the end of my long wretched....clown nose.It must of been a bit salty or something from old sweat.It was a real laugh....to let the cat....lick it! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a pygmy who played the nose-flute to his pet newt day & night.......until oneday a huge elephant came along......& showered him with water with it's ridiculously long nose....until...the pygmy........washed away.....& there was never to be heard another note.....from the little man! [img]frown.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get a skunk up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let a stink bomb off in an elevator full of people......& laugh...."Who farted"!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"IT WASN'T ME"! " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!Isn't it weird how dog's go around sniffing each other's bums all day! [img]eek.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that revolting old goblin church-goer snort mucus with his left notril through an old worn out yellow straw!He has a purple schnoz....that wretched nozzle thingamijig.....& also pongs from too much smelling!I think he wants some baboon rump.....on the house! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a pixie who permanately had a stuffy nose wherever he went!Probably because he ate gherkin custard non-stop....or else was allergic....to mould in the air.....or blue mould from Smurf cheese?
He would try to unblock his nose day & night.....& also pop his ears....but had no luck.....so just got on with it.....& pixied out....wherever he would fancy!Ooops!I think a goblin potion stuffed the pixie's nose.....when he was pissed at the Gherkin Inn....a few ticks of the old clock....from times gone past! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!Mr Nosey.....cannot bear the smell of his toes....so he wears a peg on his schnoz.....wherever he goes!
There once was a giant who got a little wretched nincompoop stuck up his left nostril.The nincompoop was completely jammed in.....& tried to swivel out of it's humungous nostril.....but was affixed to rotten snot.It eventually broke loose....& then he tried to climb down a nose hair......but it tickled the giant's huge conk.....which made the nincompoop get sneezed to Kingdom Come!
That was that for the poor little wretched nincompoop!
What more to say......for the little wretch!!!
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