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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    What is your favourite smell?
    Who knows what your nose....
    likes.....from all the smells.....
    that are possible to be smelled....
    What kinds of smells can be smelled....
    from all creatures...great & small!
    What sense does all of this make? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      Ooops!Popped off again!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        That chihuahua won't stop following that rooster's bottom! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

        [ 09-25-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Does God fart? [img]eek.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Thank God.....for farts! " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Wouldn't it be funny to line up all the animals of the World in a horizontal line....& hear them fart....one by one!Which animal do you think would make the funniest fart noise?" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                I remember i was at a friend's house.....& his cat.....sucked the bell on the end of my long wretched....clown nose.It must of been a bit salty or something from old sweat.It was a real laugh....to let the cat....lick it! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  There was a pygmy who played the nose-flute to his pet newt day & night.......until oneday a huge elephant came along......& showered him with water with it's ridiculously long nose....until...the pygmy........washed away.....& there was never to be heard another note.....from the little man! [img]frown.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Get a skunk up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Let a stink bomb off in an elevator full of people......& laugh...."Who farted"!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        "IT WASN'T ME"! " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          Gosh!Isn't it weird how dog's go around sniffing each other's bums all day! [img]eek.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            Look at that revolting old goblin church-goer snort mucus with his left notril through an old worn out yellow straw!He has a purple schnoz....that wretched nozzle thingamijig.....& also pongs from too much smelling!I think he wants some baboon rump.....on the house! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              There once was a pixie who permanately had a stuffy nose wherever he went!Probably because he ate gherkin custard non-stop....or else was allergic....to mould in the air.....or blue mould from Smurf cheese?
                              He would try to unblock his nose day & night.....& also pop his ears....but had no luck.....so just got on with it.....& pixied out....wherever he would fancy!Ooops!I think a goblin potion stuffed the pixie's nose.....when he was pissed at the Gherkin Inn....a few ticks of the old clock....from times gone past! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                Oops!Mr Nosey.....cannot bear the smell of his toes....so he wears a peg on his schnoz.....wherever he goes!
                                There once was a giant who got a little wretched nincompoop stuck up his left nostril.The nincompoop was completely jammed in.....& tried to swivel out of it's humungous nostril.....but was affixed to rotten snot.It eventually broke loose....& then he tried to climb down a nose hair......but it tickled the giant's huge conk.....which made the nincompoop get sneezed to Kingdom Come!
                                That was that for the poor little wretched nincompoop!
                                What more to say......for the little wretch!!!
                                " [img]eek.gif[/img] "

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