Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Seriously!This is no joke!!!
If you have any rubber noses......or any other noses of all sorts.......you are totally welcome to give me one....or a few...if you wish.....whenever you see me!
Really.....that would be great!You can pay me back......for all my work on Performers Net......with noses!That's the nonsense currency i deserve!
Well.....you can also give me other presents if you wish!
Okay!Any offers? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Try to fart in rhythm while i blow my nose!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Try to smell in rhythm while i fart! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Try to sneeze in rhythm while i let go!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Really...this is for..."REAL"!
If you have any noses to spare.....you can give them to me....if you have no use for them!!!
IF YOU HAVE ANY NOSES TO SPARE........YOU CAN GIVE THEM TO ME.......IF YOU HAVE NO USE FOR THEM!!!
As i mentioned 4 post ago aswell!
P.S.Fool needs noses galore!
Hand over those noses......
& i'll be happy!
Noses!!!yes!YES!yessy yes....yes...yes...YES!!!

posted 10-06-2002 10:14 PM
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Seriously!This is no joke!!!
If you have any rubber noses......or any other noses of all sorts.......you are totally welcome to give me one....or a few...if you wish.....whenever you see me!
Really.....that would be great!You can pay me back......for all my work on Performers Net......with noses!That's the nonsense currency i deserve!
Well.....you can also give me other presents if you wish!
Okay!Any offers?
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Rumpelstiltskin


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From: Pluto "REAL"!"REAL"IF YOU HAVE ANY NOSES TO SPARE........YOU CAN GIVE THEM TO ME.......IF YOU HAVE NO USE FOR THEM!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Nosey...thinks he nose it all! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Throw that purple & green quoit....
over the red clown nose....
will you....you wretched...
weasel....wearing...
the sissly lime vinyl...coat...
covered in repulsive tassles....
...or i'll throw your boisenberry...frisbee...
into the pond...full of old cane-toads!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Which wretched pixie.....was it...who....blocked my nose-flute with artichoke porridge?!?!
Right...that....does...it!
I'm going to throw a tantrum....
until i turn into an ape.....
& then i'll shake my nose-flute....
until i can fully flute it again!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who the heck.....left my nose putty out on the old front porch?
Now it's melted....& i won't be able to use it....again by crikey!
I was going to make one....friggggin....stonker....of a honker...of a nose......but now....i'll have to use....some........green play-dough....as i'm in a hurry for a gig....ya wretched cretin!!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frig it!That stink bomb....is really getting up my nose!!!
Why do i have a pet skunk anyway?
It just keeps letting itself go....day after day!
No wonder...they call me the Peg Man! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where's my fake snot gone?
It will take me for frigggggin' ever to find it!!!
I know it's somewhere...here...in the Universe.....
so i'll keep looking until....
i friggggin' find it by crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!That pixie can do fart noises with his nose..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pick a winner you wretched pixie.....& then flick the goobie....for a 7.....whilst you do....a ridiculous pirouette! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Honk your bugle...ya conky....schnozzle imp.....& set Mr Nosey....off....his socks!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that banana nose....small potatoes pipsqueak.....trying to schnoz off Pinocchio.....who is honking his horn!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />