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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    With a honker like that.....you should be able to smell.......this gherkin perfume from a mile away....you odd pixie!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      You're feet reek!!!
      They putrefy.....my pet skunk...off his nut....
      so go & hang them out the window....
      for a few days....
      as they're doing my head in....
      you weird gobliny thingy....
      who is fascinated by your own way to snuffle...
      the rancid odor coming from your bunyip toed feet! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        Gosh!Your BO....could knock out.....a tribe of rotten trolls.....you....odd....gherkin master!!!YOu need some severe......treament with an overdose of Brute-33.....or some asparagus deodarant spray.....so you don't smell so delicious.....to the other trolls you smell worse than you!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Your feet smell rank!!
          They smell rancid!!!
          So pungent.....they could knock your socks....off to Kingdom Come!!
          How did the Universe invent such a smell?Completely & utterly foul!!!
          Oh my God!!!
          I can't believe it!!!
          I must be out of my mind!!!
          Look at that!!!!
          Your chihuahua.....likes it!
          It's sucking your toes as if it's candy!
          The Universe must be wrong!
          What's going on?
          Everything is losing the plot!!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            My nose can smell the stench of that rotten artichoke after-shave from 10,000 miles away! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Throw a cheesball into the moving clown mouth....or even a red clown nose! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                Hurry up & give me some money.....i'm saving up for another rubber nose! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Get an elephant nose up ya!
                  Gosh!If you keep patting that elephant's nose like that.....
                  it will turn into a stonker!
                  Let that elephant wants to park it's nose up ya!
                  It wants to nose ya!Eek!

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Do you think elephants are nosey? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      What do you think would be funnier.....
                      a)To see a giraffe try to shake off an extra long boogie....or
                      b)To see a elephant try to shake off wretched boogie?

                      Please let me know within 3 days......or you're a gOoOse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Why isn't there a nose icon to click on? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          Why does everyone always say....."God Bless You!"....whenever anyone sneezes? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Stretch
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 611

                            It was once thought that you were never nearer to death, or to God, than when you sneezed.

                            Now ya know!

                            Walking tall, and stretching imaginations!

                            Bill "Stretch" Coleman
                            Stretch's Lair! Stilt world records, stilt history and Stretch the nine foot clown!

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              Crikey!I got a reply.....finally!I thought.....i was going to have to wait......until Rip Van Winkle wakes up!Thanks for the reply Stretch!Cheeers!All the best!
                              Regards Rumpelstiltskin......
                              The Kangaroo....
                              Jester From Everywhere! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                What's a 3 toed sloth's nose really look like?

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