MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Humpty Dumpty.....is pretty off the wall....
so make no mistake you cretinous pixie....
over the Moon.....
as you're the real McCoy....
who can cut the mustard....
just laugh yourself out of any court....
as you're the court jester.....
living in a fool's paradise....
so drop that bauble like a hot potato...
& get into the laughing stock....
or i'll make love to your rooster! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh gorblimey!
What am i doing?
Am i just a long lost pixie living in an aimless Limbo Land?
Should i have a reality check?
Should i come to grips with the art of logic?
Should i just forget it all....
& become pure & simple?
Oops!!!The Show Must Go On!
That's all folks.....
i have to draw the line somewhere.....!
Frig it!
I'm going from rags to riches....!
Those were the pixie days!
I shall inherit the heavens....
& take the hand of God.....
no i will inherit Pixie Land....
& turn into a fully-fledged pixie with no return......
no i don't know what i'm on about.....
but i'll..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> it off.....& hang in there.....
until the puzzle of the Universe reveals itself to me......like......
the Holy Grail coming to me.....in the form of a lightning bolt....which will enlighten me......to go beyond all realms.....within all dimensions.....until it all make perfect sense......& all that etc! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] Are you with me? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to keep pirouetting(if there is such a word)....until i spin myself out! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.Clicked the wrong icon!

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

These pixies mentioned......want to know if you you have any funky tricycles for sale:

GooOSe@weasel.frisbee
giraffeballs@gherkinsnot.whatever
Leaf-insectoid@manglewurzel.roots
sqeakysquid@polkadot.net
Geeseball@squelch.pipsqueak

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frig it!I have to get off this mountain of ramblings.....& woffle off into Universal ears.....not to be heard! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop looking like a gooOSe......& you'll be a good little weasel!
Are you listening......!Do i make myself quite clear..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Universe is full of nonsense......
& it's full of sense......
it's friggggin' full of everything...... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If i was a rooster.....my mission in the Universe.....would be to wake....up everyone.....& tell em' all to unite in nonsensical fun!What more could i say if i was a rooster...... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !
P.S.I'm sure they'd all get what i mean....aye? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Words!!!Words!!!Words!!!What the heck are they!
Just shuffle up the letters....& you get more languages & all that!
Latin.....Cyrillic.....& Arabic & Chinese.....gorblimey....what about pixy language....or animal language!
Frig it......i'm going on a mission to find some extra-terrestrial language!There must be more to the Universe....than just Planet Earth!
How can i sacrifice myself entirely to human reason-headed logic!What the heck.....i'll gooOSe on.......frig it by crikey...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !P.S. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> What the heck i'm just a fool...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
P.S.More spelling mistakes!Oh well.....how can a goose be perfect! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cheeers!I'll get going now.....so all the best to the Universe....& every little earwig......that....helps make a part of it all! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't follow a fool's mission.....or you will end up the garden path.....& into the Land Of Eternal Nincompoopery!P.S.Just joking! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The tinkle bell on the end of my nose is leading me by the way....tinkling.....on & on......to remind me where i am....in the never-ending journey.....of the full 360 degrees mission of the eternal fool's paradise! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!It's still on Rumpel.......2 days in a row!Gorblimey!
God damn the space bar on this computer is a bit stiff.....i really have to tap it to frigggggin' get it to work probably....with all the spaces & all that!
Gosh!I must seem like a real weasel when i'm at these falafhel places sometimes......as i just cram-pack.....as many olives....lettuce with corriander.....carrots...beetroot....parsely with kip-wheat....tahini...pickles.....chili's....you name it....the whole friggggggin'lot....just jam it in......like a mountain of everything!
Gosh!True weasel style!What the heck!There's no way i could put on weight.....so what the heck! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Time is up!It's zero hour......about time....to go....to & fro....let oneself go....free & easy.....like a rhubarb weasel.....serving the organic law....like a true Catweasel! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!It's 50-50 doing it on the off chance.....but what the heck......nowadays......it's golly ol' gees.....& all that etc!