MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't arse about.....
the town in your jock-straps....
as the jokes on you...
you knock-about...
knickers...in a twist pixie...
who can't stop....
jumping around like a kangaroo...
looking for a kerfuffle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i the real McCoy or just a replica of a fool's errand? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's all this itsy-bitsy tizzy about?
I may as well totle off now....on my tootsies....
& toodleloo away the day....
every way i go....
to & fro....
here & there...
there & here....
until i can't go much further...
with the day....
as it will....
turn into another day....
or perhaps i'll just...
be trapped in an eternal day....
that knows no time? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I need to turn up trumps.....
& take my tranklements....
to the castle....
seeking my folly...
full....of foolishness...
to come!
I'll jest....
until i can't rest....
I'll play with the days....
like turning pages....
of a silly book!
I sing & dance....
& prance about....
like a frigggin'....
goosenog....
running around in togs!
Whatever?I can do as i please.....
as the King needs me!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come off it!
You're always betwixt & between....
which castle to go for.......
you blue arsed fly.....
on the bottle!!!
Don't beat about the bush....
or you'll be barking up the wrong tree....
....wretched...pixie funster....
carting your box of tricks!
Get some bubble & squeak into ya....
before it bucket's down on us!!!
By jingo....
have you got enough bells?
Your jingle bells can be heard from
miles away!
You're a real cabbage head...mate...
but you make me cackle....
like i have no choice....
like a paradox,catch 22,deja vu...here we go again thingy?
You could cheese anything off....
with your chicken-feed style...
& then turn it around again....
until all within ear-shot....
is completely chuffed....
like chuckling puffing fish...
rolling around in laughter....
gasping for more air!!!
You could cock up.....
a gaggle of geese....
with all your codswallop!!!
What are you waiting for....
the castle is just around the corner....
so let's go....
before we hear the roosters....
cock-a-doodle-dooing.....
to the crack of dawn!!!
Maybe we'll crash a party on the way...
& cut the gnomes down to size....
on our travels!
Come on you pathetic jockey....
get on your high horse....
& do your stuff.....
ya dodgy showpony!!!
Am i going all dotty?
I better hurry up....
& dot the dots to dots.....
before i get too dotty!
Come on.....
stop farting about.....
we have to get going....
& before i go nuts.....
& fret my gizzard!
Giddy up!
Get up & go!!
Gimme a break!
I'm getting thirsty....
& could do with a round....of gnat piss!
I can't stop going on about...."Let's Go"!
We surely are in neutral overdrive....
as if we're moving on pause!
I'll go troppo if we don't go...
the whole hog...to this...
wretched castle which is only a stone-throw away!
Are you with me?
God knows?
We'll need some goggles...
as we gollop & gallop our way through the woods!
Holy goo-goo eyes.....
i feel goopy.....
i feel goofy...
What are you doing to me?
Who am i?
Where are you?
Hang on...
we're going back in time....!
This is out of control....
can't even hang about now...!
Good Heaven's are we floating.....?
Let's get the Hell out of here!
We're helpless.....
This is all a bit of a hit or a miss?
Hooey....hooey....Holy smoke!
No more horsing around.....you silly fool...
Hold your horses.....
this aint no hunky-dory...party!
We're in for it....!
My feet are itchy....& i'm all dressed up....
with nowhere to go!
Holy jiggery-pokery....
the jokes on me!
I'm sorry if i toppled your apple-cart....
by jingo....
jingle jangles...
but please don't jiggle or jinx me....
as it's giving me the jitterbugs!
If you don't give up...
this will probably turn into a kanagroo court....
when we arrive at our destination!
Well is sort of already is anyway!
This kerfuffle is makes me knackered.....
& i don't know where we are....
or what is happing?
This is all too kooky......
you lardy dah loony laughing leprechaun!
I'm losing my marbles in a big way....
so stop taking the mickey out of me!
Enough monkey tricks & moonshine....
i don't want to mooch....around any longer....
so give up your mullarkey....
you mugwump mutton-head!
Frig it!I'm getting to the nitty-gritty....
of all this nignog....
right now...
so surrender
before you get a gherkin up your rump....
you funny old stick!
This is all getting too out of this World.....
i don't want any more olde Worlde...
i want to be put back into the picture....
where we started...
does that ring a bell?
Come on schmuck.....
scallywag....
pick up your swag....
& scrub this nonsense out.....
& you'll be oopsy-daisy'd off the hook...
as if a rooster had been....
hypnotized by a silly billy!
Let's just sit pretty....
& hope the fairies....
skew-whiff this wonky tale....
back into place....until we snap...
out of it....
like snappy...
razzle-dazzlers ready to razzle-dazzle...
& razzle ramatazz...until the cows come home!
Please don't be a snurdge!
Pull your sock's up.....
like a splendiferous...
starry-eyed.....superstar!
Enough of this swizzle....stumblebum....
teddy boy.....
you make me feel like a weeny....teeny-weeny....
...twiddling...twee...twerp!
Come on you wiggly wimp....wakey wakey!
Ups-a-daisy!
Oopsy-daisy!
Upsy-daisy!
Oops-a-daisy.....
Upsy-daisy!!!
ziZz...
ziZZz...
ZizZ...
ZiZz....
ZZZzzzzZZZz
zzZZzzzzZz.....
Is this for real....
or are we out of this World?
Gorblimey!We're awake & asleep at the same time.....
or is it....
that you are awake & i am asleep....
or i am awake & you are asleep?
Is the whole World asleep & we are awake.....
or the whole World awake & we are alseep?
It's a dream within a dream!
Do you know what i mean?
I'll find a way home.....
if it's the last thing i ever do?

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you don't give me some money i'll eat my hat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're such a Big Cheese...that you won't even fit in the mouse-trap! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Scratch my back......airy-fairy.....or i'll get stroppy & turf out your all your cheese-balls! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Spend a penny on me or i'll stop the show(That's a paradox!)! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll get obstreperous.....if you keep up all your twisted obstropulous pixie-prattle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm at a loose end....
because i am a goose...
that will bend.....
any logic.....
because....
i'm an airy-fairy...
that is betwixt....
to & fro...
so...go...
& gooOse-Off aswell....
& we'll make booboos....
like oopsy...upsy-daisies....
daffodils....
& all that!
Are you with me...
on this one? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on....give me a bunch.....of rolled up folding money.....like it's nobody's business! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on crackpot.....hit the jackpot for me!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Feel free to deliver the goods as i don't want to be a fool to oneself! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crumbs!I have to do a show.....just to save up for one crumpet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]