That pipsqueak......would make anyone laugh off their troubles....with his....flying duck egg...raggedy act!He's a real weirdie......looking on the bright side.....even though his nonsense.....is going up the garden path.....into Nowheresville!He's like a pair of ducks! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!
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I think that flirty pixie is cheesed-off.....because the cute fairy....is now snogging off a drastic brute....who is wearing old broken boots!Oh well such is life! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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i hope that lollipop lady....has a spare everlasting Gobblestopper for me today.....or i'll throw a tantrum....& run around a round about.....until i get taken away to a funny farm! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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I'm just about in the Land Of Nod.......so i better pick myself up...& set the scene for...Fool's Paradise!Oops!I think i'll zed....off....& relax in Fool's Paradise for a while!
zzZZZzzzZzz......zZZZzzZzzz.......zzZZzzZZzzz....f ollow the fool's errand....zzZZzzZZz....follow the fool's errand... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ....zzZZzzZz...follow the fool's errand <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ....P.S.zzZZZzzz... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !Comment
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That's the last straw!Give me some money.....as i have no more straw....to spin any gold now!!!Regards Rumpelstiltskin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Frig Off...you hairy troll!Don't play funny business with me.....or you'll get gherkin'd up the rump.....by sleazy ourang-utang....looking for some action!!!
I don't want to get the dirty end of the stick....so go & ding-dong.....somewhere else....or i'll go ape!Just rack off hairy legs.....becasue i feel like a dying duck in a thunderstorm!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Like it.....or lump it.....
you fussbudget...picky-picky dawdler!
Beggers can't be choosers.....
so stop your mumbo jumbo.....
& dive nose first into....
this moldy porridge...
you niggly mugwump....
nignog.....
& nibble & nibble away....
until you show me....
you're not all there!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Whoopee!!!
I'm going to let off....
some whizz-bangers....
& make whoopee!!!
I'll let off a whopping humungous...
whizz-banger....
& set the night on fire.....
I'll get on one's wick.....
& throw a wiggly.....
like a silly wimp.....
& give myself the willies....
& then i'll throw...
a wobbly....
like a walloping.....
wacky....wakey-wakey...
whizz-banger!!!
What?
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Come on!!!Just frigggggin' stuff it in will you all.....so i can laugh my way to the bank! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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I'm the King Of Chicken-Feed Hats.....but oneday i'll make chock-a-block hats when jester's come back in fashion!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "," [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "!Comment
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Bingo!A fifty bucks drop!About time!I've only been here for 69 hours!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Be a devil....& run around the town in your birthday suit.....& then i'll put a fiver in your hat!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Look at that arse licker.....arse about....infront of that plump...pompous bad egg.......who will just lead him into a land of funny business.....where the only way to win.....is to be a bum-boy! [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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Get off the poof...you fart-arse!!!
I don't want that poof to smell...!!!
It's my grand mother's.....
& she's had it since i was a toddler....
so don't let yourself go on it....
or you'll perish it's cover....
with your thunderous vile raspberries!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment

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