MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    That pipsqueak......would make anyone laugh off their troubles....with his....flying duck egg...raggedy act!He's a real weirdie......looking on the bright side.....even though his nonsense.....is going up the garden path.....into Nowheresville!He's like a pair of ducks! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      I think that flirty pixie is cheesed-off.....because the cute fairy....is now snogging off a drastic brute....who is wearing old broken boots!Oh well such is life! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        i hope that lollipop lady....has a spare everlasting Gobblestopper for me today.....or i'll throw a tantrum....& run around a round about.....until i get taken away to a funny farm! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          I'm just about in the Land Of Nod.......so i better pick myself up...& set the scene for...Fool's Paradise!Oops!I think i'll zed....off....& relax in Fool's Paradise for a while!
          zzZZZzzzZzz......zZZZzzZzzz.......zzZZzzZZzzz....f ollow the fool's errand....zzZZzzZZz....follow the fool's errand... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ....zzZZzzZz...follow the fool's errand <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ....P.S.zzZZZzzz... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> That Caps It All..!

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              That's the last straw!Give me some money.....as i have no more straw....to spin any gold now!!!Regards Rumpelstiltskin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                Frig Off...you hairy troll!Don't play funny business with me.....or you'll get gherkin'd up the rump.....by sleazy ourang-utang....looking for some action!!!
                I don't want to get the dirty end of the stick....so go & ding-dong.....somewhere else....or i'll go ape!Just rack off hairy legs.....becasue i feel like a dying duck in a thunderstorm!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Like it.....or lump it.....
                  you fussbudget...picky-picky dawdler!
                  Beggers can't be choosers.....
                  so stop your mumbo jumbo.....
                  & dive nose first into....
                  this moldy porridge...
                  you niggly mugwump....
                  nignog.....
                  & nibble & nibble away....
                  until you show me....
                  you're not all there!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Whoopee!!!
                    I'm going to let off....
                    some whizz-bangers....
                    & make whoopee!!!
                    I'll let off a whopping humungous...
                    whizz-banger....
                    & set the night on fire.....
                    I'll get on one's wick.....
                    & throw a wiggly.....
                    like a silly wimp.....
                    & give myself the willies....
                    & then i'll throw...
                    a wobbly....
                    like a walloping.....
                    wacky....wakey-wakey...
                    whizz-banger!!!
                    What?

                    [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Come on!!!Just frigggggin' stuff it in will you all.....so i can laugh my way to the bank! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        I'm the King Of Chicken-Feed Hats.....but oneday i'll make chock-a-block hats when jester's come back in fashion!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "," [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "!

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          Bingo!A fifty bucks drop!About time!I've only been here for 69 hours!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            Be a devil....& run around the town in your birthday suit.....& then i'll put a fiver in your hat!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              Look at that arse licker.....arse about....infront of that plump...pompous bad egg.......who will just lead him into a land of funny business.....where the only way to win.....is to be a bum-boy! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                Get off the poof...you fart-arse!!!
                                I don't want that poof to smell...!!!
                                It's my grand mother's.....
                                & she's had it since i was a toddler....
                                so don't let yourself go on it....
                                or you'll perish it's cover....
                                with your thunderous vile raspberries!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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