MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

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Oh what a fabulous frock....that fairy pansy is wearing with his shocking pink shocks....& glittery fairy wand!Oh well....it does take all sorts doesn't it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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VOTE PIXIES! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Goodness Gracious Me.......How d'ye do?
Gollygee.....geewhiz.....sooner or later.....all the pixies will go "Huzzah!"......until there will be nothing but fairies...left,right & centre....down & up high above!Up...Up & Away!!!He He Heee <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
Ha ha Heee Ha Ha! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Golly ol' Catweasel whiskers.....you funny will-o-the-wisp.....thingy with a wispy moustache....and a crisp smile....everso turtley...& all that plus....a raggamuffin appeal....to get the ragbag lady in on your scene....if you know what i mean....so go & fetch a Twiglet....& feed my stick-insect....you weather-beaten ferrety funster of the Earth! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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That hopeless troll must be full of beans!
Get your pegs ready......!
Gosh....those are worse than skunk one's times ten! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Walk in a straight line.....you wonky wiggly troll...on your L plates!
HAve you had too much gherkin beer or asparagus ale....or perhaps even beetroot whisky?
Okay pee into this invisible pot....& we'll see! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Gosh!That Munchkin has gone batty....from too much cricket!Perhaps he should just bowl himself out for a duck this evening & try & hit himself for a 7 with the help of some wormwood.....which was given to him by a witch.....which...doesn't fancy crickets! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Daffy....old turkey....what the duck is up ya?
Are you on a merry-go-round goofus trip....
or are you trying to convert yourself into believing Pekinese dogs are God in reverse? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Fool around more you silly fool! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
What more foolosophy....?
Just piffle on.....until you're too full to fool! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Ha hee haa <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Ha ha hee ha hee <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Fool
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> pipsqueak!
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Giggle giggle giGgle!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Bingo!

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Tip-to-toe....
toe-to-tip...
tip-toe....
tootsie....footsy....
Olde Worlde curled up toes....
Top-to-toes...
toes-to-top...
Top Hat...
mad hatter...
goblin cheuffuers.....
King size...Wild card....
Fool's day....
today.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
Skip along....
jump....& tootsie....
wave the fool's flag....
& jest yourself away....
in & out of many a World's....
until the goOOse comes home.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
P.S <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> What?

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Rat-a-tat-tat....
tattling....rattler...
rattle & rattle....
more than a rattle-snake...
can rattle it's tail!
Rattle away....
potter about....
like an ol'
Catweasel....
bumbling about! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Frankenstein....probably gets turned on....by the thought of Igor....charging at his rump full monty with a strap on gherkin-studded gherkin stonker! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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That troll wants you to pass over the zigzags or he'll zig-zag...you to Kingdom Come....ya crazy little imp.....eating snail soup on the tacky foot-stool in the paisley porch! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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That goblin has a dream catcher.....beside his 3 legged bed......so he can wake up....in a dream within a dream & get a real dose from the Sand Man.....who sprinkles him with more & more sand.....like relentless dreams.....surfing the sands.....of the endless infinite hour glass! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]