MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at the weasel standing in the corner with his skivvy turned inside out while peering through a retro paisley kaleidoscope....while hiccupping & doing hop-scotch footsie....just for the sake of being a...."Tip Toe Through The Tulips Head"!
What the heck!Go weasel go....be a pansy....& sissy out to the max...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"The question is.....am i a weasel!"........ <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !P.S." [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I guess you don't get a chance to answer the question....as you might get lost in a sea of posts?
Whatever?
I have to go & feed my griffin some grub....sponge...jellyfish...squid & octopus tentacles....
& then ride the skies......
& find the halo.....
of eternity if there is such a thing?
What on Earth am i on about..... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ?
God damn......there's gunk all over my little green tricycle....
i was really going to go on a mission to Woop Woop with it.....
Is this all going on.....or am i going round the bend....in circles & circles.....up the garden path....full(fool)circle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!You're as game as a fighting cock.....to eat that cock-a-leekie....stew...made from a circus rooster-training Munchkin....who likes to go a few rounds on every pixie he counters....with the ol' gooOse & duck game!!!Try his poached rooster eggs if there is such a thing?You'll even get a few pumpernickel kind of muffiny thingy's & some crumpet crust...if you're lucky enough to bear his....ear-candy trifling gobbledygook....non-stop etc + etc!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Which is heavier.....a double-decker bus......or an elephant? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!This is an article i just read lately:
UK: Trains were dirupted last week after an inflatable,8-metre tall Ronald McDonald was blown on to the line.The inflatable clown was reported to be on the main line between Sth Wales & London.Train drivers were warned to beware after the clown blew off the roof of a McDonald's restaurant in Newport,sth Wales,about lunchtime.A McDonald's spkokeeswoman said staff went on the roof of the restaurant to blow up the clown,which was deflated at the time.But when they got on the roof of the restaurant,Ronald had gone."There is a Big Mac meal to anyone with information leading to his safe return,"she said.

Frigggin' Ronald McDonald!
There are 30,000 McDonald's restaurants in the World!Friggggin' scary!
Blimey!McDonalds......is the biggest eMpire in the World!
Will Ronald McDonald become the next president?I can't understand how kids can be lured by such a creep....& they say he's the World's most magical clown!Will Ronald out do Coke?
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
The World is rigged......
who pays the media? [img]confused.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Just...saw...Acrobat(Australian...company)...at..t he...Round..House.....quite...some...hours...ago!! !They...were...really...great!!!Awesome...acrobati cs....by...crikey!!!Great...sh ow....indeed!
Cheeers!!!Have...to...run...for....a....double-decker!!!
The....frigggin'....space...bar...on...this...comp uter...doesn't...work...at...all!Cheeers!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!Thescreen has gone all skewiffy again......damn caput space-bar....from the last computer....made me jam-cram em' in!!!
Earth calling to weasel.........
Ooops!Weasel is up there high on a star........
out there in the Universe....
somewhere....... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i an old-fashioned weasel ploughing through a world of bric-a-brac?
Am i an ol fuddy duddy pigeon sleeping ontop of a cuckoo-clock?
I should go & venture into the ethereal world.....
bring back some love force & change the world!
I'm on an entertainment mission to understand the game of life!
What is a hammerhead shark's role in the Universe got to do with the price of mice?
What is the total answer to the eternal jig-saw puzzle?
Blimey!Am i just an ant in the cosmos......waiting to be spotted?
Gorblimey!Oneday i'll be so famous....that i'll go beyond planet earth.....& out into the cosmos.....& get all the extra-terrestrials out there high on laughing!I'll piece this great big picture out......until there's no more dots to dot!Blimey!I'll make head & tail out of all this....if it's the last thing i ever do.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooh gosh!Oops!What's my role in society?What's my role on the planet?What's my role in the Universe!
Gosh!Earth calling to weasel!
I've got to land
& plant my feet back on Earth!
Am i looking for things aimlessly!
What do i want?
Where is it?
What is it?
Where am i?
Who am i?
What am i?
Oops!
Crikey!
Blimey!
Golly gosh!
What on Earth is going on?
What are we?
Who are we?
What?
"?"
Keep guessing?
The Universe provides the answer?
Silence speaks wonders....
if we all tune ourselves in!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What is reality all about?
Rambling thoughts!
Always being late?
Running out of money?
Life stories?
Ducks!
Bagpipes?
pigeon-hole possums!
collecting junk?
Doing your quince over spilt milk?
Coincidences?
Magic?
Dreams?
God?
Geese?
Sheep?
Questions....?
Answers?
Riddles?
smelly socks?
Gorblimey!
Work it out...
or it may out work you? [img]confused.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wheelbarrow that whistling ninny up the garden path....while playing cheesy music in his left ear-hole.....& see it it knocks some sense....into his fairy-tale head...if i make myself quite clear by crikey...blimey golly ol' goshy & all that! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!If it wasn't for the Big Bang.....bag-lady's would be able to do the rounds non-stop at local thrift-shops!They say everything happens for a reason.....& if this is so....God wants this to happen....doesn't it...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!I'm going to start up my own pixie culture.....& crusade my way through over-priced lands & start up my own little pixie villages....until it breeds itself....into a contagious world of non-stop cut-loose funny pixie folly etc... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Nothing like a good ol' ray of pixie sunshine to present to the world as a fool,full of mirth!I'll play & do the jester's dance.....
& pollute the air everywhere with my pixie roots.....on my silly gherkin-colored flute!What the heck!These days.....you've got to spread the fairy rainbows far & wide....before there's no colour left at all....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !