MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Don't bungle up the gears on that rusty rotten old as the hills tractor my dear....or we'll be waiting until the cows mooooove us home.....! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      Am i in Limbo Land.....waiting to build the castle in the air.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        I'm going to live in a bouncy castle....one of these days....or at least a card-board box castle before my pixie-shoes lose their curls.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Frig it!That wretched little pixie just can't stop saying...."Thankyou"...over & over again!He's walking all around town with one shoe on.....& a hat....with many corks dangling on strings....so he can keep shaking his head to keep the flies away....while saying...."Thankyou"!Gorblimey...it's like a yes...& a no at the same time! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Has that silly pixie sucked in too much helium from those squeaky balloons....or do i need an ear-bath? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              The silly nincompoop pixie just can't believe his luck because he just made a pilgrimage to get to the thimble shop.....& he got there just 1 second after it closed.....& now....it's a long weekend & he...has nowhere to stay.....until it opens again!What the heck!That will teach him.....from being a thimble addict! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
              P.S.Gosh...silly spelling mistakes.....i don't know.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

              [ 10-21-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                There once was an ever silly pixie who got locked in a thrift(second-hand charity shop)by mistake......& when another team of old ladies opened it in the morning.....he bolted out.....looking like he had been mesmerized by the purple perm brigade! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  There once was a pixie who sucked on helium all day.....while speaking online.....with all sorts of nymphs....from Fairy Land......on the fairy internet match-maker whatever..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !
                  P.S.Are you with me? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Gosh!I'm on a bumpy ride quest.....to find.....the Holy little red-spider.....that may be at the end of the tunnel of the Universe.....or something like that..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Frig it!!!Sometimes you have to squeeze in a million words a minute....in some over-priced phone-boxes!!!Sorry....i don't mean to be rude....by not having enough money to speak....relaxingly..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        That sheep over there is probably counting people while trying to get to sleep..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          That cat barks worse than that dog purrs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            Frig it!I'm going to be late for my own show!What the heck!My friggggin' show will just have to wait for me.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              Gosh!That old lady just can't stop giving money to that ridiculous pixie playing his hurdy-gurdy completely out of tune!Oh well......he only gets one customer a day.....& a frigggggin worthy tipper as well! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                Gorblimey!That pixie just blew his nose.....& miscued.....his hanky...& now there is snot....all over the hiddeous cheese-cake his fiance made! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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