MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

    MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETC <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    #2
    The geekoid.....has gone skewy.....& would like to present you with a hunk of cheese......as i'm over my head.....like a geek.....looking for the oddball.....rooster....that juggled my cheeseballs.....before i had a package in my nappy....for Gumby!
    Anyway i have to quack like a duck.....& join a hedge-hog orchestra....before the frog-man....comes.....up to you all....with strange tentacle covered flippers...to flip you out with!
    Cheerio & toodle-oo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      #3
      The nincompoop files....are running smoothly......& there's nothing i can do about it..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
      "ok...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "!
      Crikey!Can't remember where to put the exclamation mark!
      Ha ha he ha he ha ha...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
      Ooops & ok.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
      P.S."Go on......roll your eyes around then....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] .... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "!

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        #4
        Gorblimey!I have to knock the...B's off the front & back.....of this title!Perhaps i should.......tease em' with some honey!
        I'm off to the teddy bear picnic.....as i have a fairy honey to catch up with.....up in cloud nine....so i better hurry up...& get dressed up to the nines!!!No way....fairies......don't go for that look!YOu know what i mean....well do ya.....i'm a pixie for crying out loud.......& i'll friggggin' keep my pixie-curls on.....until.......i'm ready to hang em' up!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          #5
          I'm precisely a puny weasel!Do you agree? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            #6
            I'm going to explode after eating that wretched can of green pixie peas!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              #7
              Look at that fartsy...kitschy big-wig.....splendiferous....whatever he thinks he is....trying to be precisely right all the time!!!He should be pigeon-holed into a box...full of pigeon shit.....because....he's a spoofy rat-racer.....who's pecked all the pigeon's food.....as he's more stingy.....than the cheapest...cheap-skate.....anything could ever be!He's a skimpy...pincy...penny-pincher.....from Stingysville! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                #8
                That kooky rooster is coo-coo.....
                & can't stop cock-a-doodle-dooing....
                for all it's worth!
                It's making my coo-coo-clock....
                a little unstable...
                as now.....it won't...
                cuckoo...
                properly anymore! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  #9
                  Reply to this topic.....
                  No...log out!
                  Dribble some blah-blah!
                  No go to the green room!
                  Post a reply....!
                  NO begin a new topic....!
                  Whatever!
                  I have to keep up.....
                  before i fall off my seat...
                  & run....out of.....more tattle...to..tittle...
                  as....far as time goes for now!
                  In the now....
                  somehow....
                  i'm nearly off my chair...
                  so i woffle on some more....
                  before....
                  i start to snore! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    #10
                    What is that?
                    It looks like a jelly-fungus...
                    green moldy...toadstool...jelly fishy...
                    mushroom pimpled....goose-bumpy...
                    dung fungus....spoofy...thrush fungus...
                    cretinous mushroom monster....
                    thingamijig.....
                    creature from the arse end of the Universe? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
                    Someone sold it to a troll at the Goblin Market in exchange for a handful....of goose-pimples! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      #11
                      Where's Are My Wretched Tweezers?
                      ==================================
                      Where's my wretched tweezers?
                      I want to tweeze & tweeze....
                      to keep myself pleased!
                      I feel like tweezing
                      until i'm completely
                      tweezed!
                      I'd prefer to tweeze
                      constantly all day
                      then to sneeze all day! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        #12
                        Oh I Giggle When I Scribble!
                        ============================
                        Oh God...i always get the giggles
                        when i scribble..
                        on my wheelbarrow!
                        I don't know why....
                        but i just find
                        it completely funny!
                        In fact...i don't think
                        i would stop giggling
                        until i stop scribbling! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          #13
                          I'm Glad I'm Not That Nice!
                          ===========================
                          Why is that pixy always
                          so extremely nice?
                          It says..."HEllo"...
                          to anything!
                          Crikey!I'm glad....
                          i'm not that nice! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            #14
                            I Hate Nits!!!
                            ===============
                            I admit...
                            i hate nits!!
                            They did holes in your head...
                            They come out
                            red when you pick
                            them out!
                            " [img]eek.gif[/img] "!

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              #15
                              What Should I Do?
                              ==================
                              Everytime i answer the phone..
                              it's the wrong number!
                              Everytime i sneeze...
                              an earwig nips me!
                              Everytime i wheeze...
                              my foot kicks me!
                              Everytime i do something wrong....
                              something goes wrong!
                              What's wrong with me?
                              Perhaps i just shouldn't do anything?
                              [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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