MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I can't get out of the goggle-box!
Pull me out!!!
You can't even turn the channel.....
as it's stuck on the fool inside the goggle-box!
Is this a bad dream....
or just a show that has forgotten to stop?
I'll turn myself inside out...
outside in....
until i'm out.....
so i can really pixie out....
like a gooOse on the loose!
P.S.The Universe is tuning in!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a silly pixie who turned on the Universe! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop looking at me....
or i won't start the show!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Next time you see me on the street you can roll it up.....or make a worthy paper plane....& chuck it in my hat.....as i'm saving up......tooth & nail for a castle......so frigggggggin' go for it.......until i can't even walk away with my hat.I'll have to put it on my trolley......it will be so frigggggin' loaded......by crikes!
They say i'm a dreamer......i'm not the only one!
P.S.Get GooOSed! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Every time i wink at that fairy...she blinks!
Do you think she thinks i'm fool of myself? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Turn the light off!
I need to have some winks....
ok...leave it on.....
& i'll just fool myself asleep....
until i follow the sheep.....
off the edge of the hill....
like a real daffodil!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's happened to my apple?
Did it fall into a tub of paint....
or has a Smurf hypnotised it...
to turn into it's favourite colour?
Who?The Smurf or the apple?
What? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll turn as white as a ghost....
if i keep looking at these white walls...
all day!
Gorblimey!I want to splash...
coloured paint all over it.....
but i'll get knicked by the land-lord!
Frig it!I'm almost getting tempted!
Friggggggin' white walls do my head in!
There's a little imp in my brain.....
telling me to have an art-attack....
but my land-lord will have a heart attack....
so i better frigggin' be a good little pixie....
& go outside......
& pixy out to the max.....
before the fool moon arrives!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hi....i'm a weasel...
i have one green eye....
& one brown eye...
My nose is too long...
My teeth look like geese teeth...
I can wiggle my ears...
I have one eye-brow...
silly fish lips....
& like to play quiots....
marbles....& tiddly-winks!
Any silly squirrely fairy interested....
please apply a.s.a.p
before i change my mind....
& try & pick up an ourang-utang!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hi....i'm a gOOose....
I have boisenberry....coloured contact lenses...
which make me...as cute as a newt...
I'm 4 foot 3....
i like to eat gherkins,artichokes,asparagus,fungus,cheeseballs,q uince,quiche,goose-berries,lotus,pumpkin pimps,horse radish,shrimps,caviar,mustard,pickles......& anything like that!
I like to jog in my y-fronts....while yodelling....about.....how much i love cheese-cake!
I'm into watching walrus's,pigeons & also roosters chasing their own tales!
Are you for me?
Please apply write now......
or i'll drop you like a hot potato!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hi....my name's Hilary......
am i'm so God damn sexy...you won't believe it!
I'm so completely gorgeous....
utterly divine....
truely amazing....
fabulously outrageous....
gloriuosly wonderous....
stunning.....more than cute...
razzamatazzy.....
i'm a real hooter of a tutti-frutti....
love-bird....nymphy...goddess of the night....
nymphet......hot number....
so if you're interested.......
which you will be in you're a man.....
i hope you can understand....
that i'm also a man.....
who looks more like a woman....
than even a woman can....
so don't be turned off....
when you find out.....
when the lights are out!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hi.....
i've got a fire-cracker...in my nappy....
for that shy little fairy princess....
who is making a false proposition...
to the weasel.....who will be fooled...
into finding out....
she's just an invisible nymph!
Frig it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Twenty Eight28 posts....for frigggin' god damm sake's!Frigggin' what the frigggin' hecky heck-heck-heck-hecky-heck.....heck..heck....am i doing-doing-doing???
Gorblimey!Gorblimey-gorblimey.....i say goshy gosh-gosh-gosh!
I must truely be getting monotonous by now.....as if i wasn't by the first post when i started!
Gosh!This Blah-blah-blah...thing......has done strange things to me!
No it's the other way around!
No.....it the other way around....
no it's the other way around....vice-versa!
Deja vu!
I say....deja vu...to you!
Toodle-oo!
Toodleloo!
I'm hanging up one pixie-shoe now......
& i'll hang up the other.....
when i find the towel!
P.S.Cheeeeers!
P.S.Who cares?No-one will read this pixie crap anyway......
so i may aswell make the most of it!
He Heee Ha Ha Hee Ha he Ha he!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go on.......pixie.....go for it.....as i mentioned 1000 posts ago!Just pixie on......pixie out....pixie go-go.....pixie,pixie,pixie........on & on......until all the geese come home! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I need a carrot!My eyes are getting sore!Where's Bugs Bunny gone?
Frig it!
My eyes.....probably will turn into goggles as it's almost like looking at a goggle-box non-stop or something!
I need some carrot-flavoured contact lenses!Just joking GoOOSe! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]