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Gosh.....i don't know if i'm up for a round of calisthenics at this ungodly hour....as i've been up all night due...to overdoing it on the fermented pumkin chutney....using it as a relish to top off...the artichoke & quince,pickled pie.....& now my raspberries are keeping me awake.....by the nose & ears!What should i do.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ?
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The introverted jester....is laughing himself silly....in front of the mirror.....while his pet rooster....is making a near-by kookaburra.....almost laugh itself off it's tree!What the heck!It's all good comic relief....so what the heck...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!!Comment
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Chuckle!Laugh!Make a fool of yourself....like a flaming gollah....making an entrance as the last act in a ridiculous gala party.....full of nincompoops...ready to laugh...themselves stupid!
Start up a storm of infectious laughter & let it rip right through the Universe.....until the Gods die laughing!Bring the heavenly house down.....bring God down to it's knees.....& make a one Hell of a bee's knee's goer of it all by crikey! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !Comment
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Who is the God of Laughter?
I worship the god of laughter!
Is God a jester
or a jestress....
or just laughter itself?
Frig it...just laugh..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !Comment
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What's all the money in the World worth if you don't know how to laugh........ <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?Comment
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I'm a laughing gnome & you can't fool me....
Ha ha ha...
hee hee hee...
i'm a laughing goOOSe...
& you can't fool me...
ha ha ha...
hee hee hee...
I am a fool of laughter...
a laughing fool...
that fools laughter....
no i mean a laughing fool...
that laughter fools....
oops.....i'm just joking....
as i'm having a laughter attack!!!
God is laughing at us!
No i'm laughing at God!
NO we're all laughing at each other!
Don't laugh at me.....
or i'll call the police!
Go & stick a gherkin....
on a goblins bum.....
& i'll laugh...like Goofy!
Anyway i have to laugh this all over....
before Mr Tickle....
comes & tickles me to death....
until i die laughing...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !Comment
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Imagine being in a semi-trailer with Frankenstein.....while he drives through the frightening lightening.....all the way....to the Land....Of Whereversville?
Oops!That goblin.....
keeps dreaming....odd things!
Imagine an Oompa Loompa....putting on a strap-on gherkin-studded stonker.....& trying to give Frankenstein....one!Yuk...& [img]eek.gif[/img] !!!
I think Frankenstein has a flaming green-hot stonker for Ken(Barbie's man)! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Imagine King Kong Bundy....Frankenstein & George The Animal Steel all having a threesome together!
Or what about Hulk Hogan...Brutas Beefcake & Greg The Hammer Valentine!
Gosh!What about....Worzel Gumridge...Catweasel....& Rip Van Winkle!
Or Igor....an Oompah loompa....& cyclops!
Even Pinocchio.....Baron Munchaussen....& the Wicked Witch Of The East!
What about Greg Brady,Margret Thatcher....& Darth Vader!
Perhaps even....Pauline Hanson....George Bush & Ronald McDonald!
What do you think? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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That pansy pixie standing in the corner needs feminine energy.....so inroduce yourself to him.....& you may get lucky!Just joking!He's not though...are you? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Don't let that goblin stooge you!He just winds pixies up.....because he likes to see their apple-carts getting toppled!
Just walk with the fairies & have your fingers crossed....that he doesn't try to throw mouldy quince....at your pet turkey.....while you stride by!
He's just a silly troll that used to spend the week-ends locked up in a laughing-stock.....& all the pigeons would fly round him.....& drop him one!
Gosh!What a world!What a Universe!What a fairy tale! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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3 more to go & i'm out of here!
At the count of 3......
i'm gone!
Should i count 1 to 3....
or 3 to 1?
Upwards...
or downwards?
Backwards....
or forwards?
Here i go....
1....
2......
Heee heee heee...
3 more to go....
& i'm through....
with all this poppycock...
once & for all!
I'm a fool....
so i'll see...
you again after....
after the count of 3..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !Comment
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3 more 3's to go!Oops...no...4 more 3's to go!
No...this it it....with no more 3's to go.....!
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Signing off with love.....
Rumpelstiltskin The Universal Jester Extraordinaire
Chameleon Shape-Shifting Kangaroo Fool Of Comedy!
P.S.Oops!Forgot to put the jester in the picture...." <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "
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Q."Why.....Pop Goes The Weasel?" [img]confused.gif[/img]Comment
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Gosh!Just springs to mind....now that i'm about to mention it.....
I remember a few years ago....i was at a friend's place....& his dad rang up....& thought i was his girl friend.
I'm getting used to the idea.....of expecting people to call me madame on the telephone. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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