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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Tickle your nose with a feather duster full of pepper....& you'll feel like you'll have hay-fever....more than more than more than more!Or even snuff a packet of itchy powder.....you pointy-nosed pixie.....waving that feather duster.....like a complete powder puff! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      Look at that pixie with the yellow & purple striped zoot suit.....walking on his hands around a wiggly circle of never ending dunce caps! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        I'm going to take on the Universe.....equipped with a plastic shield & a pimply gherkin.....3 cans of asparagus & my pet rooster side-kick.....in the back tray of my wobbly-warped green tricycle...!
        Are you all with me on this....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ?

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Look at that aardvark sucking on that baby bottle which is full of donkey milk!
          Anything is possible within reason.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

          [ 10-22-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]
          Gorblimey.......i fotgot the d out of aardvark before! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Let it rip.....you rotten Munchkin....full of beans! [img]eek.gif[/img]
            Gosh....the silly fairy in your presence is trying to eek it off....somewhere! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              I'm off to sea.....with my opera hat & monocle.....with a peacock feather in my hat.....ready to sail the freedom of the seas.....far & wide....in my old rusty....seaweed...row-boat!I'll go back in time & re-explore the Olde Worlde! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

              [ 10-22-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                That shonky elf over there.....is sucking on a bubblegum-flavoured popsicle....while making asparagus & gherkin & artichoke jaffles....all while causing a molly coddle.....some where out in the stick...in woop woop land....because he thinks he's the true ridgie didge.....rice bubble eating champion.....so if you don't agree....he's chuck a pavlova pie......up in the sky....until the castle in the air....shoves off.....so don't think.....he's in the nuddy...with all his old chook tittle tattle....you lairy....airy fairy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Get some eggnog into ya....ya nong....or just flake out....& dream about lollipop ladies...ya hoo roo....tweety scallywag....candy-striped....sticky-beak.....willy nilly...thingamajig!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    That woofer of a dog.....is as stunned as a mullet....after it awoke....to a rooster....doing a sparrow's fart!"Woofy woof",it went.....scaring the leaves off leafless trees....if i make any sense.....so fair go mate.....i have to polish off my shiney bronze tricycle & get on with the day.....& before i get egged by the scorching sun!See you later alligator....& don't forget to pack the esky chock-a-block....with xxxx....or i'll just have to make do with some yabby flavoured plonk! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Get on with your algebra.....Captain Zenzigenzic....as i'm ready to do the stubble-goose trick at the Feast Of Nincompoops.....so just nick off....as i'm making a whim wham for a goose's bridle!Are you with me?Don't friggggggin' just stare at me zombie eyed.....with your arma akimbo....i'll stick a witchetty grub in your belly-button..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        Fair go mate!Don't do your quince......& run around out in the sticks in the nuddy.....or you might get your chopper chomped off by a dingo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          Onya mate!You're a nifty...bush whacker....why don't you try & throw another shrimp at Barbie! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            By jingoes....i have to buzz off like a silly blow-fly...& whizzzz off all around space...until i'm completely space warped into another dimension.....of times....beyond reality....by crikey!Ooops!I have to hitch a ride on another fly's back.....before i get too zapped!!!
                            [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
                            P.S.Gorblimey....forgot to put the letter a.....in....as in...a! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

                            [ 10-23-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              Oops i have to rooster off.....Whoops...weasel off....Ooopsy...pixy on.....Ooops whatever....just get going so.....go & play possum with a wallaby or a possum will play wallaby with you!
                              Who cares.....why does everyone want to make sense anyway! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
                              Just joking..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Not very funny is it..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
                              Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                Baron Tinkle-Nose....oops....i mean....Pixie Tinkle-Toes here by crikey!Gorblimey!What a day it was yesterday here in Amsterdam.....apparently the worst storm in 12 years!
                                It pissed down.....& was so frigggggin' windy.....& all the trams weren't working as the power supply got cut off.....due to huge trees falling on the main power supply somewhere....so i was told.
                                It was weird......all the trams....were just left where they were cut-off.....all over the city.......for the whole day....even til midnight.
                                It was a frigggggin' drag.....as i was performing at Boom Chicago later in the night......so i had a big trunk from LOndon....full of junk which i had to manouvre through the pouring rain.....which was hard yakka by crikey!Also had to ride a unicycle all the way to the Leidseplein.....a distance where i was comoing from.....to check the venue out....& ride all the way back......& get packed....& then rode all the way back to the Leidseplein....with huge back-pack chock-a-block full of stuff.....& a few more bags.....& performed.....went well.....2 sets......& then rode back at 3:15 am in the morning.....with the heavy humungous back-pack again....& chunky pogo-stick....& 2 not so light other bags!Gosh!Was already a bit buggered from coming from London.....& nearly missing my ride!Crikey!I must admit......i do work friggggggin' hard for my money! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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