Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oneday i'm going to live in a castle & it's going to be shaped like a giant nose....& it will sneeze away Jehova Witnesses! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oneday i'm going to have a really long Nose-mobile & drive it around the city!That would be a scream! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if your nose never stopped growing...& just got longer every day.Gorblimey....that would really make you nose alot! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & pick a hippo's nose & you might just make it feel sexy enough....for it to get you off! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey......i think that little critter of a possum has programmed it's nose to sneeze at exactly the same time every hour?It's always the same pitch also!What is it with this World? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't fuzzbuzz the lead singer of Buck's Fizz or he'll stick sherbert in your ear~hole & rattle your bauble the wrong way & then feed your pigeons left over gherkin's from Frankenstein's desert last year when he was visiting the prince in the Principality Of Liechtenstein last year!Get GooOOsed! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That friggin' pee wee puny crooked thimble collecter is putting up a good squawk.....to try & convince the little old thrift shop lady not to sell 3 perished antique green-gherkin-studded thimbles to that little girl....who could almost look like Little Red Riding Hood!He has his fingers crossed.....as it may even take 4 & a half hours for this little ol' lady to come up with the appropriate decision!She justs keeps turning over the hour glass.....which makes the pee wee little thimble man.....nearly throw all his thimbles away in a fit of higgle~Piggledy nonsensical odd tantric tantrums! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stick a thimble in your ear-hole & another thimble up a rhino's nostril & then clap 3 times!See what happens!I'm not joking! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello it's Mr Nose here & i say stick a skinny gherkin up ya nose & twist it 9 times to the left & you'll be right! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Yuck!I can't look!Pinocchio is just about to attempt to sit down on a bumpy gherkin...just for the record! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!That elf can surely play the nose~flute like it's candy for ears!I can play the ear~flute....which surly makes anyone's nose tingle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I had a dream last night that i got vacuumed into a huge...giant nostril & then i woke up....& i had a little-red-spider stuck up my nose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Try & snort up that tiny flea....with your left nostril & i'll award you with a half a can of gherkin poo! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I've got a frigggin' lollipop stick hanging out of my nostril!I just woke up....& am thinking.....i'm a friggin' nincompoop!What can i do ya GooOSe? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooooh......i've got a dreadful nine inch hair sticking out of my left nostril & ontop of that it's a forky!Is that funny or is it just hiddeous!Please let me know when you can with your honest reply or else....i may as well just contemplate it over with a dung-beetle nesting in an old forgotten boot somewhere in another World! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />