Rumple-Idiot Worship

[Rumpelstiltskin]

For Christ's sake!I remember a friend invited me to a house where a transvestite kleptomanic lived.There was a party there....& there was also a chap who said he was an A-sexual.....crimped my wig when i wasn't looking!It melted & remained permantely crimped!What a life!You don't know where you'll end up sometimes....when you just go where you don't know where you'll go!

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I have to go to the toilet!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That's it!I'm going to do a transvestite jester act with fish-net stockings....high heel shoes....lipstick....pony-tails...& the lot & go completely ape....with Engelbert Humperdinck chest & all!What do ya reckon aye?I think i'm onto a winner here!Fuck It!I'm doing it!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Arhhh.....ummmmmm.....yeh......ooops.....um diddle dum......yehhhhhhhh.......la-de-
da-de-daaaaaaahhhh.....arhhhhh....Arrrgggghhhhhhh....... ...gosh.....gollly ol' thingimabob......thingamijiggles.....I'm Mr Niggle........& i'll go if you go........Go away or i'll call the police!Stop looking at me.....you make me nervous!Isn't it weird sometimes....when you're on the tram at night & the lights are bright & there's no where to stare except at other people's stares bouncing of the windows....like a ping-pong match!Gorblimey!Seven Eleven's can almost do your head in...if you're not ready for it!I'm off like out of here before it roll's into another year!



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[Rumpelstiltskin]

For Fuck's sake.....i just lost a really long story at the touch of a button!It's not fair!Isn't it a drag when you lose those really long ones......i've done it many times more than once!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bugger it!I'll go onto another story!Many many years ago when i was on a tram in Melbourne....i remember i pulled the wrong stop & seconds later the tram stacked into a car while it was trying to do a Uey!Lucky the Universe was on my side so i didn't get nicked!Sometimes your mistakes can accidently get you in trouble!What can you do?It's impossible to stop making mistakes.....they just happen naturally!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wouldn't it be good if you could get paid...well..for your off performance life show!I'd probably be doing alright by now!All i can afford at present is a castle made of sand!Gorblimey!Imagine if Xmas was everyday!I'd rather not!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I used to have these darn braces on my teeth for 2 years,years back....& then i wore a plate for another year!I was supposed to wear the plate for another 7 mths after the year.....but i lost the silly bugger of a thing & thought i'll be alright!For year's i've had this wretched cross-bite on my K9 tooth which is a bit tricky.....& have had the same tooth checked out about 15 times!Gosh!I once read in a Medical textbook that Tiny Tim(Tip Toe Through The Tulips)was obsessed with hygiene & would have up to 7 baths a day!Crikey!It takes all sorts to make up this Wonderful Weird World!Go Tiny!I would of met him eventually......but he is no longer with us!I did have an unusual contribution to one of his song's though....as my friend mixed in my sleigh bells(which i bought from an opshop)into one of his Xmas jingles before he died!No Joke!The Eternal Troubador lives on!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't beleive it!I just lost another story!I better stop losing my stories!I'll just have to find more!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I only have one more story!Just joking another 10,000 to go!Here i go................................................ ......................
....go...................................go....... ....................
...............go..................... .................go............................... ..go................
.....................go................go......... .gogo..........
.......should i become a gogo dancer.........................i can't find my gogo
mobile........................................gogo gogogo
gogogogogogogo goggles....gog......gog.....goo......GooOOoO
oOooOoOoOooOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoO
oOOoOOOOOOOoOOOOoOooOooOoOO
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......... ........ ........:d............... ..............
....... .....:eek..........
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Now the screen has gone all weird!Have i done something?What's it look like on your screen?The letters have been gettings chopped off!Maybe i should stop posting letters!What do you think?More or less!Perhaps if i do smaller letters......you'll be able to see all the letters!My posts are wider than the screen!I once drank from a stream & i turned into a green pixie...looking for all the nixies!Oops!I'm off like a grasshopper....hopping beside a tiny kangaroo!See you!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

1 more.....no 101+1+1+1+1++1+1+1+1+1+,++,plus +++,minus-3 & i'll C U later even when i'm a Million?Here i go!There once was a silly nincompoop pixie who travelled the World with no show..............& still managed to make a living......show after show....with the "No Show!"When will i ever have the"Know Show?"Perhaps i should find a team of goblin chauffeurs to escort me around the Galaxy.....so i can play for everything & GooOsE about the Universe!Crikey!The cosmos is so Cosmic.......i just want to experience everything......all at the same time.....like going around inside a Munchkin's head a trillion miles an second!Help!Save me!I'm going to meditate on absolutely nothing at all......so i'll find out where i am.....who i am.....where i'm from.....& what's going on?Is there any plot.....to the spectrum of the Universe!There are Universes within Universes.....turning themselves inside out....outside in......like infinite figure 8's flipping themselves in & out.....in the one big figure 8.....that can't be ate!There are more dimensions then there are directions!I'm lost & found at the same time!There is no way out!The only way out is in!Way Out...Man!Women!Goodbye!Hello!There is no last word?I worship.........."?"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I was almost going to stop at 101......but i silly little pixie.....put an earwig in my ear which whispered"Do 102 you GooOsE!"
Hello ear-wigo again!I'm gonna do the Biggest Street Show on Earth in 12 year's time at the next Kumbah Mela...in India.....where they'll be over 85 million people!I'll do the biggest hat ever!I'll have to have a hat ever so big.....that it will burst at the seems with all the ruby's....sorry i mean rupees!Just joking!I'll do it.....so i can die with more wealth in my heart than in my pocket!Perhaps i should shrink myself down so tiny......& see how many ants i can pull in!I'm off!The show must go on even if i stop!P.S.Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oooh golly....ol gosh again!The screen is still too big!Gorblimey!I should of got off this computer earlier.....as being Xmas Eve...all the exchange places are closed & i'm worth 20 pence!Gosh!Where's the money when you need it!I really am a GoOOsE & there's nothing you or i can do about it!Cheeers!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is there anybody out there?No we're all in here!I'm going to go Cyberjesterdelic & put myself on disc & get lost in the void of internet Galactica!Turn on!Tune in!I've left my body......& now i'm in there....in the World of organised chaos!I'm going Astrodelic Travelling in the veins of the electronic Internental infrastructure of no return!No i'm not....i'm following the footsteps of the scrawny frogpigeon gOooseduck whatever that is?

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