Rumple-Idiot Worship

[Prof Willie B]

12 hours and 34 minutes of continuous posting, folks.
Please, a round of applause.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello.....Mr Blah-Blah-Blah here wishing you all well!
I did have a couple of hours break....& logged back on & off a few times. This time i'll log off...like a frog off to hop!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to join a group
of nincompoops
& poop
until i'm pooped
until i'm pooped
around the loop!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's All Fool's Day Today
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Hooray!
It's All Fool's Day
today
It's All Fool's Day
I'm going to display
myself
as a fool
today
and play
away the day
It's a fool's
day today
so all come & fool!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

This Is What I call A Book
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Look!
What a book!
It reads
itself
ontop of any shelf
It's worth a look
It's a good book
because it reads
itself!

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 12-25-2001).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There Goes My Nose Again
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Whoops my nose just fell off
I better stick it back on
Every time i cough
my nose falls off
I better make sure i don't cough
because then i don't have to stick
it back on again!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

My Ukulele Sounds Like A Fish
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Crikey my ukulele
has gone scaly
Is it turning into a fish?
I wish
it would
because it's not good
wood
anyway!
It's still worth a play!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Stop The Frowns!"
=================
You silly rapscallion!
You're supposed to be part
of the nonsense battalion
It's your zany art
so go & fight
for your rights
to be a clown!
Remember your motto
is"Stop The Frowns!"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You Should Be Called Quibberdick!
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You'rea tatterdemalion
rapscallion
nincompoop
who always pooped!
You're a swill belly
rumpot
who always smelly
They should call you Quibberdick
because you're a thick
quibbler who can't
stop quibbling quibble!
Arhh go & scribble
your name
all over the place
Remember it's "Quibberdick",
you silly tatterdemalion
rapscallion
nincompoop!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Silly Little Tweetle
====================
I like Tweetle
She's a silly bettle
who lives in a pot
in a crazy spot
I should call her Twittle

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 12-25-2001).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

King Where's Your Heart?
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Three no trumps
Ace no spades
Jack no Jill
Trolls no clubs
Queen no diamonds
King no jester
King!Where's your heart?
No jester!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm Going To Cry My Eyes Out Soon!
==================================
Oh crikey,crikey,crikey!
I've got a mosquito in my eye!
Christ!Now it's slid
under my eyelid!
If i don't get it out
i'm going to cry!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Last Thing I Want Is Crumpets You
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Strumpet!
==========
I don't want that crummy crumpet
so nick off you wretched strumpet!
Why don't you go down the street
and put yourself on display for a week
but please don't make me blow my trumpet!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Did You Do That Squiggle Niggle?
================================
Who put that squiggle
in my book!
Did you do that Niggle?
You're a crook!
That does it!
I'm going to over wiggle
your tea-bag
until you turn into
an old hag!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ninnyhammers Muddle Me Up!
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I don't want
silly ninnyhammers
in my presence!
Their presence
start to make
me stammer
my grammer!