Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The King Of Gherkins wants to marry the Queen of Asparagus at " peas past broccoli......or at half past asparagus...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Weasel Nicompoop of GoOOSe-Feathers......here back in Bruxelles.......to get my bag i accidently left here.Also had a filling today in Antwerp......a composite white resin one.Anyway i am off to Holland again very soon.......by crikey!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a squirrel trainer who would get his pet squirrel to jump......through a hoop from stool to stool.....backwards & forwards....left to right......until he went all squirrely & kept jumping through the hoop himself.......until he turned into a relentless hula-hooper......... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rumpel roosters on.......etc <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a pompous ear-head hobgoblin that would have telephone sex with himself......until oneday he realised that he was a her.....vice versa.......& kept having deja vu experiences non-sop! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make a turtle happy......... [img]smile.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where's my boisenberry tea-bag.......... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sheild those wretched flying gherkins off with your fabulous pink frisbee Dick....or you'll slip arse over head......on a hiddeous gherkin rind or something! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Universe is one gherkin short.......of a goblin's picnic!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can you please park my silly tiny green tricycle on the purple tiled front porch Hilary...........next to the polka-dotted umbrella stand....which should be 3 cms away from Vincent The Umbrella Frog......... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's all pixies & goblins from now on....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine being launched into space.....with a pet rooster.....& a few cans of asparagus.....& some kangaroo boots....& some loose juggling balls....& a few other thingamibobs..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is it raining.....cheeseballs......or is that cheesecake really making me....go all pixies & all? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that Queen ant.....making love to a army of ants!
Crikey!She can't exactly shrug em' off! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]