Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!This makes 6666 posts to the Blah blah Blah section......
& the silly nincompoop pixie weasel.....is on....2761 posts!
Really....am i a friggggggggggggggin' champster....nitwit....fooligan....thingimabob.... whatchamacallit.......whatever.....
oopsy....ninnigan....goooOOOoOOOose-ball....cheeseball.....twitster.....jester....of.. .nonsense ....& all that etc.....+.....other things....by crikey...by jingles???
OKey dokey!
CHeeeRs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[ 10-11-2002: Message edited by: Jim ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frig it!That last post....thwacked the system.....out of whack!!!
Made the alignment all skewiffy!
I'll have to wait until.....until it's clipped back into shape!
OOps!I meant to say...clicked!Whatever?
Crikey!I'm going to commit an error!
Here it is.....(GoOOSe!)....+ ( [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] )...
Doesn't make sense!
What really does in this Universe?
HOw did logic....fall into the pattern it is....
in the now.....from...the perception....
from the human mind!
JUst joking!
Anyway....i better go....as i'm an out-dated fool.....
who lets the future know it's past!
OOps!I better shut it.....as i'm an original copy.......
no....i'm no......copy......i'm an original....original....pixie losing winner.....or winning loser......who has a permanent job.....of being an eternal GoOose!
P.S.The puffer fish....is puffing.....words of wind.....or bubbles of nonsense out into the cosmos.....for all the powers that be!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Time after time.....
the jester jests....
his jokery...fool of jokes...
that prank....many a fool...
one after the other...
til his time is done...
through & through....
til his exit pun! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop smoking with your bum....
or a pixie will....
whip-crack it...
out of your arse!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & tart yourself up...ya drongo!
You're a real dag of a fag!
Show them blokes you mean business....
but don't get ya knickers in a knot...
you'll get some fair-dinkim...
hoo-roo!!!
She'll be right mate!!!
JUst av-a-g-ya-mug!!!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Gosh!Keep getting my flags mixed up!
I've been clicking the Kiwi flag....
instead of the kangaroo flag!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That troll over there has a gherkin club.....
& he's about to balance it on his funny-bone!!!
[img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I know what a bargain is!!!
43 goosebumps.....for that silly goose!
Go on...ya stingy goblin....
with lice in your eye-brows....
frigggin' let me have it....
or i'll haggle like mad....
until.....i turn into....
a wretched....ol'fag-drag-hag!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Throw me some moneyless crumbs ya stingy tight-arse or i'll call the police!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get off that little chihuahua....ya frigggin' mongrel....with the wretched lip-stick stonker!!!Just frigggggggin' rack off Hairy Legs!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that picky-picky...particular.....fussbudget....trying to sniff the bargain of the century.....with his honker!!!
He is a thrift shop master......that likes to pick nits....with the little old ladies.....which makes him realize....he's just an old fuddy-duddy!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!The boarder of Western Australia.......must be the longest straight line in the World!It's like someone got a ruler.....& went straight down the line! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Oops done it again!!!
Gosh!Keep getting my flags mixed up!
I've been clicking the Kiwi flag....
instead of the kangaroo flag!!!
OOps! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Strap that pixie on the rack!...
& give him.....a thwack on the rump....
with a cat of nine tails...
you pretty little fairy...
with the silky wings...
that glisten & glitter away....
ever so fey!
Give that wretched little pixie....
a little...oops...
just so i can....laugh my socks off!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That leprechaun is in the mood for some lampoonery.....fiddlededee.....fancy some.....leprechauny....fribble....frills & frippery?
Now to the point.....of that little pixie cap!
Throw in a 4 leaf-clover.....& jingle a bell.....while the leprechaun buckles his boots.....as he gets ready to dance a foolish...& funny Irish dance to a hanky-panky jig.....as the pipers....skirl away.....everso.....higgledy-piggledy!
Come dance the leprechaun dance....& prance up & down the town.....which will leave every frown upturned into a smile!
Fool away leprechaun....& bring smiles to all those who are around! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look that friggin' drongo has a flaming red hot stonker for that blow-up sheep Bruce!Fair dinkum mate!He wants to give that jolly jumbuck a good rumping!He'll get more than a hard day's yakker out of that!He'd try & root anything......even a goanna mate!He'd even have a go at some damper!He spends half his time on the dunny swatting flies....& going xxxx with himself!He's a real drongo mate......he'd even try & get a good edge with his rump....on the corner of an esky!Streuth!Should we bring back a tranny for him...in the back of our ute......& watch em' go a few rounds.....or should we just watch him.....go himself on a stubby of xxxx?
He'll be at it....until the bunyips come home mate! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine a wallaby trying to hump a giraffe's leg...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />