Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I feel like a million dollars....because a funny cute jestress fairy...just threw a little blinking toy heart into my hat!!!
Crikey!Is that a sign? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !
Crikey!My finger tapped an odd key....so oops had to get it (right)write!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Tweet tweet....
tweet tweet....
i'm feeling a bit chirpy....
hoot hoot....
now i feel like an owl....
moo moo....
now like a cow....
tu-whit tu-whoo....
Whoops am i in Timbuktu?
tweet-tweet...
tweet-tweet...
squeak,squeak....
i'm feeling a bit mousey....
+ a tiny....cock-a-doodle-dooey...
squawk....off you hawk....
you're as hairy as a spider...
I want some nice cosy fluffy feathers....
to nestle me as comfy as a squirrel....
in a hen's nest if i make any clucky sense....
so leave me to be....as a frogmouth owl....
& go back to your lily pad....you slimey toad!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hold onto your hat......
No hold onto your money.....
No hang on!
I'm as happy as a King....
so why does a jester like me...
need money for anyway?
Just joking?
Give me some money...
& i'll be funny!
If your money helps me be funny....
it might make me happier than a King!!!
What on Earth am i on about..... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm having a ball.....
so i better keep the ball rolling...by crikey!!!
This is a complete pixie party to the absolute max....
the show must go on.....
until it can't stop!
What a darn good show this all is.....
Be a show pony...be an exhibitionist....
just be free & easy....
& frolic about full of mirth....
in the most pixy jestery sense possible!
Who cares....
just go for it....
these days ya just got to go for it....
while stocks last....ooops......while stocks don't last!
What?
I don't know.....
just go for it....
whatever there is to go for?
What do you want....
to be a pixie....
a gooOse....
a weasel....
a nincompoop....
a fairy...
well then.....this is the place.....
to pixy about.....
& be a true weasel.....
ya nincompoop! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's the freelance wild cat maverick...back with more rhubarb to waffle!!!Anything goes with the curly tinkle toes.....
for i am a bohemian heathen gooOse....minstrel...pixie....joker.....& i'm on a free range mission to seek enlightenment of pure laughter!!!
Just joking!What on Earth am i on about...... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ?
P.S. <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hocus pocus....
Abracadabra....
Open Sesame...
Holy mumbo jumbo....
trickery...
jokery....
gobbledygook...
raspberries & trumpery....
scribble & doodle....
& dawdle...
gabble...babble....
waffle...words upon words....
make em' all connect like dot-to-dots...
until the complete picture make sense...
if you know what i mean....
or don't mean?
What the heck...
whatever....
never & never.....
is there an end to the end?
P.S."." [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Knock-kneed troll....roll ya trolley....to the Goblin Market....& purchase too many quince to fit in ya trolley....& you'll be awarded with a lucky charm...tidbit thingy.....which will in future give you a Midas touch....to break loose....& eventually make full sense of yourself?What? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at the weasel with the fool hat on!!!Should we give him some money.....i think that would be funny...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Give me a million dollars & i'll be more than tickled pink......i'll tickle ya to death!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I've been ripped off!!!I can't make ends meet on the street!
I feel as clucky as a hen.....
What on Earth am i doing...... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!Blimey!God darn damn....has anyone ever heard of lantana?It's friggggggin' rough as guts!
It's a horrible hard thick thorny weird plant root....rooty hardcore thingy whatever....with lots of little thorns on it....& it strangles all sorts of plant life out there in the bush...in the tropics up north in Oz!I spent days & days...& days...hacking the horrid lantana.....out of the mountains....to help free the wild plants!If you want some hardcore yakka....i advice you....to have a week's lantana session....& you'll know exactly what i mean!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The paisley pixie is in a state of euphoria from too much laughing....due to being in a laughing land of phantasmagorical.....ninconpoops....who were gurgling kaleidoscopic cock-tails in front of roosters posing as peacocks....at the Potpourri Cornucopia Tavern.....somewhere in the deep caverns of his own mind!!!No wonder all the other pixies call him Mr Off-Beat Gallimaufry!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.Left an n....out of nincompoops!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

What on Earth do we all want? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go easy...
squeaky mouse...
...feeling a bit queasy...
cheesy...
is in the house!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Isn't it....a friggggin' hassle when you're in a public toilet....& the ground is all wet....& there is no hook...to hang your bags on....& you need to do number 2....& then you also discover there is no toliet paper....to wipe the seat round & round with!You check all the other loo's but also find no toilet paper....& you're hanging to do number 2....& you're in your jester's out-fit....& there's....blind drunk yobbo's piling in....& you shut the door....& there's a horrible queue lining up....& then you don't know what to do?Ooops!You just wait a bit...& then make a decision...& then walk out....& then go to the girl's toilets.....& they all laugh or scream....& you have your fingers crossed that there's some frigggggin' dunny paper waiting there! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't lose your quince...over that nifty retro squeaky little pink bunyip as they are scarce as hen's teeth!!!Not such an easy item for an ol' bush whacker like yourself to come by....so don't friggggin' lose your quince if you lose it....or have lost it ya drongo!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]