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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that airy-fairy ankle-biter...trying to get some action on that pansy's leg over there!If he keeps that up....he'll soon get a little poodle trying to get some action on his leg.....i'm sure of it mate!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I dare you to go & shake hands with Hilary the orang-utang....& introduce yourself to her....as a sissy....puny....flower power pixie!
Go on....go over....& give her a pencil....so she can scribble all over the place...or play naughts & crosses with you.....or just let Hilary seduce you instead! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's an army of pixies.....just about to go into war....with an army of goblin lawyers!
Oops!Throw those gherkins,thimbles,quince,asparagus-sticks,frisbees,trumpets,crumpets,bubble-gum,quiots,shuttle-cocks,confetti,spaghetti....& tiddly-wink pucks....all over the place.....
until you start a battle of nonsense......where the only way to win....is both sides....lose!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!Look at the sexual chemistry attraction between....Dorris the pixiess nymph...& Borris the horny goblin satyr!
What are they going to get up.....
at the end of the day?
Will it be for better or worse?
Gorblimey!Borris is more like a goblin Frankenstein.....so...
i guess Dorris.....
wouldn't mind it...if he took his nuts & bolts off.....
because.....she's a dyke pixiess nymph really! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Friggggin' goblin hecklers!Don't friggggin' want their goblin money!They can stick it up their rumps!All they ever do is drink gherkin beer...& fart hiddeous raspberries....non-stop!Heckle,heckle,heckle.....friggggin' heckle....ya sissy goblin wimps!Fruit-loops,strangers,beggars,frisbee-eyed goons,goblin nut-cases....pimps,fruit-cakes,geeks,weirdo's,oddballs....ragbag ladies.....what the heck.....is going on?
How does this all add up?
I must keep going....like a sissy nincompoop in extra puny-weasel overdrive....& crusade this show...through-out the rest of time....until there is no audience left in the entire Universe to perform to! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What a corker!!!That pixie....could make anything laugh it's head off!!!It's too funny for reality!
Wouldn't that be weird....if there was some alien or something that came down to Earth....& was so frigggggin' funny...that it was dangerous....to encounter it....as it would make you die laughing!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Count that abacus....or frigggin' count goblin fingers...dunce-cap dummy troll hiding in your over-coat!Why don't you go fencing with a gobliness lollipop lady.....or if you really want to learn how to count...try & count your own warts.....as i'm sure that will keep you occupied until the clock gets tired!Make love to a rubbish bin....or cuddle a peek-a-boo Peeping Tom drongo....or toy with your joy-stick....& leave my silly rooster in peace.....so it can cock-a-doodle all over the village.....until the weather-cock....points it home! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Wouldn't it be weird to perform in all the countries that don't get street performers!I'm going to perform in....
Kazakhstan,Uzbekistan,Turkmenistan,Tajikistan,Kyrg ystan,Afghanistan,Pakistan,Azerbaijan,Armenia,Mont enegro,Moldova,Belorussia,Greenland,Saudi Arabia & Antarctica!I'll frigggggin' get around to it!Does anyone want to sponsor me to do it?Perhaps someone can sponsor me to do all 189-191 countries of the World!Come on.....this is no joke.....someone sponsor me....& i'll do it by crikey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Golly gee golly gosh!The frigggggin' screen has gone all out of whack againy!Blimey!Blimey...i say....like a nitwit....netwit...nincompoopy blah-blah-blah trooper!
Crikey!
Mr Puniverse....has disguised himself.....
as a brave knight.....
wearing a coat-of-arms.....
on a fake marbled podium....
waiting for....
all the goblin folk....
to sprinkle....
their coppers....
into his piggy-bank! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fool has the last laugh.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
What on Earth is going on?
I now command you all to obey me....as i'm the fool of Earthly authority!I will turn this World upside down.....& point out the failings of society!Or perhaps i should just stand on my head.....& instruct you in the art of fooling!
Am i just chasing my own tail....like a fool's fool?
I know you're all just waiting to be King's & Queen's!
The jester brings people to the King.
Does the jestress bring people to the Queen?
Should i show the King & Queen my mirror so they can see the truth?
I can turn the world on it's head!
Listen to me!
Don't listen to me!
It's your choice!Just joking!
I'm out of date......
a bit old hat....
but what the heck...
i know where i'm at!
P.S.Just joking? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!How's those days....when you lose.....money in the phone-box...then go to another one...& it's also caput....then you wait in a queue for the next one.....& when it's your time.....you realise.....you can't find the phone number.....& then wait in line again....& then it's your time again....you realise....you've run out of small change....& no-one can split a fiver....& everone thinks you're trying to beg.....& then it starts raining.....again....like it was before....but worse.....& then a big truck drives by....& splashes water all over your clothes.....& then you've got no-where to stay the night....& you ride your unicycle around.....for a while....until you notice...that the tyre is getting flatter & flatter....& then you have to carry it around all night.....& then you buy something to eat.....& then lose it due to a wild dog.....& then everyone laughs at you...like you're a hopeless pixie.....& you walk around in a muddle.....& then coincidently bump into a friend from donkey's ago....& then he says....."How's it going dood"? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Kinky kangaroo pixie....go & quibble.....in the presence of a kooky wallaby fairy.....or play with a burlesque pansy.....fool of jest...or full of zest....& play away...the zany hours....of a zig-zagged zone....where wild geese,yodelling nincompoops,doodling dwarves,boomerang beat poets,sceptre twirling acrobats,harpsichord nymphs....& all sorts of funsters etc.....will play alll together in harmony....& sing & dance....with the spirit of fey......so the pandemonium of fair-play nuttiness goes far & wide....until it becomes a contagious....party...of irresistable....funship for everything involved! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I am the King Of Errors!No i'm not!Yes i am!No i'm not!Yes you are!No you're not....yes i am!I am the King's fool.No the fool is a king!Yes...the fool is a king!I am the fool's king!I am the fool of laughter!I can laugh at a fool!A fool can laugh at me!I live in a fool's kingdom where fool's fool fool's!I will jest in a fool's castle!No i will fool in a jester's castle!No....i will fool around the world....or the world will fool around me!I'm a comedy of errors!I am a fool that makes errors out of comedy!The jester will catch the jestress....or will the jestress catch the jester?Can a fool buy a king?A king can buy a fool...only in the material world!Should the jester follow the king around everywhere....or should the king follow the jester around everywhere?If the king can make a fool of a jester....a jester can make a fool of the king!A fool can make a fool of himself....as a king can make a king of himself!What on Earth am i on about?What on Earth are we all on about!Does the King really know?Does God know.....if there is such a thing?Should the king replace the jester or should the jester replace the king?Exchange bauble & sceptre once in a while!What to be....the king of fools or the fool of kings?What a great fool.....silly little king....what a great king...silly little fool!The jester is on the top....the king is on the bottom...or is the king on the top...& the jester on his bottom?Where will the fool's journey end.....if it keeps going fool 360 degrees?Am i a fool of God....or is God a fool of me?I don't know?Who does..... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> ?P.S." <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think i might go & have a lie down in the flowery garden.....or meditate in front of my garden gnome!
Forget the money!I'm off with the fairies today!
I'll travel the fairy lands.....
without even taking a step....
i'll guide myself.....
to play away with kindred spirits...
of fey.....
& let laughter cut loose...
as free as a goose!
Frig it!It's a really people based planet....
i'm consulting the fairies today...... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> + <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to be a super-duper rock star!Full of glam!A high-time flyer!Reach for the stars!I'm going to be a drop-dead gorgeous glam-man!A fluffadelic wizard....driving around in a shocking pink leopard cadillac....with a sparkledelic wizard's hat!Show biz,show biz,show biz....here i come!I'm dressed up to the nines....& going for gold!Mr snazzy,jazzy,jazzbo,cheesy,groovydelic dood here....Captain Hipness gonna go in a wild fashion parade...& throw out all the glittery little stars in the World!I'm on fire...really cooking....sitty pretty....oofy...duke of the catwalk....on Easy Street...loving it!I'm really popping doods....right up there....going great guns....laughing all the way to the bank!What the heck!I'm gonna do it even if it ain't possible doods..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !