Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Are you feeling a bit peckish for a pavlova.....or perhaps even a pie floater.....ya four n' twenty rugby...posh....Porche driver!
Don't mess with me ya queen,pansy.....queer...ponce....or i'll chuck a wobbly....& go all wonky....like a shonky.....Uggboot-head drongo....& make ya frigggin' walk the zig-zag zebra crossing....ya airy fairy....naff-head....mozzie brain....nong! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is all this mission i'm on....just going to lead me into Fool's Paradise....where i'll make alot of fool's gold....at the end of the day? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That rooster over there is just about to come over here & gild me with nonsense....so i better get ready to laugh...it off...!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stick a funnel in your ear-hole......& fill it with runny troll snot.....& you'll know.....what a frigggggin' weirdo you are!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't make head or tail out of all this jig-saw hodge-podge....rigmarole....catastrophe.....out there....maybe i should just caterpillar on.....or nestle back into my cocoon!!!Oops i should be a butterfly shouldn't i? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What ever happened to the pixie dynasty?
We'll have to start cloning fast.....
so sooner or later.....pixie's will be a force to be reckoned with!!!
What do ya reckon? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The weasel is here back in London by crikey....but only for a weeny bit!
Anyway i better get my jester-sized rooster out & fool about!What? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cheese it by crikey!What?Rhubarb weasel......rule away all the geese back to the wonky kingdom....& flag down.....a darn good chihuahua out of bounds....& you'll be in the right frame of mind....to get the fool's errand.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What on Earth am i doing....... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Part 2....of the LAnd Of Oz.....
G'day mate!!!
Have ya got a goanna in ya dacks?
Yeh...right Bruce.....everyone should be a man!!!
Hard Yakka aye?
Fatarse Wombat!!!
Let's get rat-arsed!
I come from Dubbo mate!
Canberra's the capital of Oz ya drongo!
Jacko.....he's the man....carn....the Demons!
CHeck me FJ HOlden out by crikes!
Get a 4'n' Twenty pie.....up ya rectum mate!!!
Mel Gibson....he's an Ozzy mate...even though he was born in America!
I'm roasting like a lobster....frigggggin' Ozone Hole....gotta watchit mate!
I need a Polly Woffle...& a Violet Crumble....not to forget a few cobbers mate!
I'd like to see Captain Cook in a Kingswood!
Got to do the Antipodean pub crawl & show em' what we've got!
Now onto another perspective.....
Oooh can't wait to get back to Oxford St....
& catch up with all the Queenies.....
Mardi Gras....OoooooOOooOHHhhHh....
Romper Room....
Sydney 2000...
Ellie Mcpherson....
Advance Australia Fair.....
Yothu Yindi....
Midnight Oil....
Inxs.....
Nick Cave & Kylie....
Silver Chair....
Alan Bond...
Rupert Murdoch...
Mambo...
Sky Hooks...
Red Faces...
Norman Gunstan...
Norman Lindsay....the Magic Pudding...
Brett Whitely....
Martin Sharp......Oz Magazine...The Yellow House...
Dame Nelly Melba....
Circus Oz...
Ayres Rock...
QLD....
barbecue....put another shrimp on the barbie mate!!!
Big M...
Young Einstein....Yahoo Serious...
Ned Kelly again....
Olivia Newton John....
Strictly BAllroom....
Queen...Pricillia Of The Desert....
Muriel's Wedding...
Sirens
sunscreen....
St Kilda...
Mo....
Ray MArtin.....
Pauline Hanson(yuk)
John Howard(yuk)
Molly Meldrum....
Count Down...
The Leyland Brothers....
panel beater..
Who do ya barrack for mate...
Up There Cazaly in there & fight....
Aussie Rules....
Rugby....
Criket....Merv Hughes...
tennis....John Newcombe...
swimming..
hockey.....
Sport...Sport...Sport.....
Bert Newton....
Moomba...
Darryl Summmers...
Don Lane....
Fremantle.....
Darwin....
Northern Territory...
Broome....
Cairns....
Rainforest.....
lantana....
sturdy granny trolley's.....
TNT Magazine....
Lonely Planet....
Oh crikey that will do for now!
Australia is a bit of an enigma by crikey!!!
Gosh more spelling mistakes!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm tickled pink...oops nearly tickled to death....because that silly pixie over there has just turned purple from waffling on too much rhubarb....& now he's barking up the wrong tree....while trying to be all fine & dandy!It just makes me laugh myself out of order..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!!!What a cushy job....that born rich....ne'er do well has!!!
Good God....should i say Bad God....for giving him such a bad cushy job!He's a mad as a two bob watch.....& is a no frills emblem of authority!Jeez....yikes....i wish he'd stop all his baby-talk...& sticky beak....his snout into a sparrow's fart..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Waltzing Matilda.....
Waltzing Matilda.....
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me...
& he saneg as he watched as he waited for his billy to boil....
up jumped the bunyip....camped by the billabong....
forgot the friggggin' words!
I can remember the Uzbekistan National Anthem....but it's in Cyrillac though.....are you ready....no way....just joking.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hello i'm Captain Shrink Shrank Shrunk.....& i'm off like a skunk....like a true clothes & pegs man....charlatan....rascal....full of stuff & nonsense & raspberries.....& not to add.....as dizzy as a gooOse!!!
I'm as fresh as a daisy.....even though from time to time.....i nearly get myself in a pickle....due to skunky smells!
No wonder they call me Captian Shrink Shrank Shrunk....as i have to keep washing my clothes....to rid the odours out!!!
Just joking....i'm no...no-frills cheap & nasty.....exhibitionist....so do excuse....my rhubarb stuff & nonsense...or you're a stiff brittle reason-head....who is totally hypnotised by the force of logic!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.Blimey!Just takes one spelling mistake...& then i edit the bugger!
Anyway i have to bu off now....as snug as a bug in a rug!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's all the pomp & pageantry about?
I'm dazzled!!!
I may as well put on a swashbuckling performance.....
& wave my Jolly Rodger flag....
& show em'....
that i'm Mr Puniverse...
the goose-hearted weasel....
& they might all stop to a stand-still.....
& pay attention....to a nincompoop....
& grant me with the freedom....
to build my castle made out of junk....
right in the middle of all this hustle & bustle!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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