Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Words are just wind!Oops!Not in this.....CASE.....Signing off write now.....
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P.S.How many dots are there in the Universe?
Signing Off........
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The Dotty Dotster.....
The Write Way to go......offfFFF....
.....with a dot or two!
P.S. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The bagpiper will lead us through the season
When nuns are tall
Yeh...to be a sock
& not to be a troll!
Get of ya GoOOSe!
Go and snog a boar
or carress a guinea pig...
smile at geese....
Whatever?
Cheeers!
Prost!
Salut!
Oops!
G'day!
What¿
Adios amigos!
Ciao!Ciao....chihuahua!
I'm off to get lucky.....if i find the right chihuahua...tonight! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine if it was compulsory for the whole human race to wear jester hats!That would be a bit of a laugh wouldn't it!
Well the whole garb & curly shoes & all aswell!
The Planet would be completely......"Fooled!"
" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!If i hadn't of made any posts at all.....the Blah Blah Blah tally would be: 3807!
Oops!I really am a frigggin' GoOOSe aren't i¿
Oops...after this one.....it would actually be: 3808 to be precise!
Ooops! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I got a consulation prize today in the Merci Street Festival in Barcelona!Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I was walkng down a quiet street the other day here in Barcelona....& an old lady.....all of a sudden let a ripper of a raspberry loose.....& turned around to see if anyone heard it.....& then she looked at me....& i just laughed like a real frigggggin' idiot gooOSe!Gosh!You just can't help laughing sometimes....when stuff like this happens! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!It's embarrassing sometimes when i try to get on a bus.....with all my stuff......trunk...on trolley....unicycle....guitar bag...full of stuff...backpack....sleeping bag....fire-tricks bag....shoulder bag...& food bag etc.....& bus driver's sometimes say....."I'm not a lorry driver!"Somehow....i always manage?It's a mystery? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
Hopefully oneday i'll just have one case to carry to & fro by crikey from gig to gig! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!It's almost impossible to take a piddle on a moving bus......& you just stand there for ages trying to piddle.....& then start to think...."Gosh....people will wonder why i've been in the toilet for so long!"
Have you ever had a similar experience?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder what squid's eat? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's amazing when you consider the difference between a tall unicycle person's existence & the reality of a stick-insect!Gosh! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I guess i should never complain again.......as i've got it easy compared to a stick-insect!Imagine being forced into existence as a stick insect!They certainly don't have it easy......or do they?What would you do for entertainment if you were one? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I was walking down a street in Barcelona last night.....in all my jester's getup.....& of course i had my long wretched nose on.....& i looked through a restaurant window.....& saw a big lobster in an aquarium......& then noticed it's beady eyes staring right at me!I was wondering....."What the heck it was thinking about!"
Gosh!The Universe is really weird......when you think of the lobster-jester connection.....& the reality of this......in this vast cosmos!Compeletly different perceptions.....& we're all in it together! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!My friend's little cheeky black cat....is trying to lie over this keyboard....& get it stomach rubbed by me!It's gagging for it!It's also playing with the mouse.....& i'm clicking the wrong clicker....trying to flick it's paw's off....one by one.....& the screen is going a bit bonkers due to this!Also it keeps sticking it's tongue out & licking the tips of my index finger because.....it is salty from......putting salt & oil all over some special Mallorcan biscuits!
What a persistant little funny cat!Little wretch......wants ome fun......& i'm letting him have it!P.S:Ha ha ha he he Ha Ha Ha....silly ol' Catwhiskers <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

For holy GooOSe-Weasel's sake........i was with a friend walking down a street in Barceloan an hour ago at 3.30 AM & we ended up laughing uncontrollably for ages about.....some stupid.......nonsensical BUGGER ALL.....silly whatever......& our stomach's and back's were aching.....& both of us.....bowled over......in a fit of hysterical madness.......& both thought we could of done some body damage from too much laughing!There has been in fact.......a few cases of people that have died from laughing!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Stick a cheese-ball in my mouth right now!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />