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God damn.....my last squeaky crab.....got knocked off in my show yesterday!Frig it!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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God!There's someone trying to take a profile photograph of me....while i'm in my fool jester's garb....while i'm on the computer at the internet cafe!Crikey! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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It's amazing to consider.....a hammerhead-shark's contribution to the Universe!We're all here for a reason by crikey!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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Do you think an axolotyl can be sexier enough to turn on a Lithop? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Gorblimey!When i'm eating....whilst wearing feathery eye-brows & goatee....& snozzle on with bell & all.....on a bench or something......people keep wanting to take photos!Should i ask em' for some frogskins.....crust...or should i just get GoOOSed? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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Am i a waste of sense? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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If everyone in the World said..."GoOOSe!"...at the same time.......i wonder what would happen? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Gorblimey!I still haven't lived in a house for over 7 years!Maybe a castle is waiting for me...just around the corner!If anyone knows of any free big amazing rooms wherever in the World....perhaps i might move in for a bit?A granny flat would be good also!
Gorblimey!I could do a comedy sketch on my efforts of looking for accommadation in Sydney!I looked fucken heaps.......for 2 years on & off(about 8-9 years ago)for the ideal Utopian granny flat.....until it did my head in....& thought "Fuck Sydney!"....& travelled all over Europe!Crikey! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Ooops!Spelling mistakes! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
[ 09-22-2002: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>Comment
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Am i wasting my time being a GooOSe!Should i get serious about money.....& fucken make some?I mean it can't be too hard can it?There's alot of people out there who look like they don't have a clue......& are raking it in!I guess alot of people just live for money!Frig it!Is the whole human race.....hung up......on how much money they have at the end of the day?(well...the Western World) [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Crikey!I'm making a comeback!Ooops!I have to go again! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Comment
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Gosh!I've got a non-stop posting addiction!What should i do about it? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Gosh!That would be a good gig.....if i could just get paid.....for busking online for the Performer's Net!
I get 30 Euro cents for every post 5-10 lines long!What do you think?
Who gives a toss? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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Imagine a hammerhead shark trying to snog a humpback whale or a pigeon....trying to seduce a praying mantis.....to make love to an earwig....while talking to Borris the stick-insect....etc!OooPs.....there is no return for the little red spider....who is presently somewhere on this Planet!Where?Who cares? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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If you don't stick a gherkin in your left ear-hole......right now.....you'll never know....what magic might have happened? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Gosh!I feel like a real fucken GooOSe when i'm waiting in the disgusting men's toilet's at some festival late at night....where everyone is pissed....& i'm dressed from head to curly toes.....in fool garb & all...with nose & that....& you look in the mirror....& you play ping-pong with your eyeballs...trying not to look at anyone's eyeball's!Life is weird!How did reality.....come to fool(fall)into this pattern!Fuck knows? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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