Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have you ever received pigeon shit in your hat?
A gift from the Gods! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's weird when you get a big.....blob of gunk on your shoe.....& it goes over your friend's carpet accidently.........& you can't confess you really know what it is!
Are you into weird smells?
Should i keep up this gobbledegook.......if i make any sense.....with all this ongoing.....ooodles & doodles of ninniganny.....needless to say.....no more than more......
vox....populi.....whoopeee....hurrah.....ahhh..... ummmmmmmm.....OOoopsy.....needless to say.......as a matter of fact....i have to keep going........to & fro.....until you throw a tomato at a jester in a laughing stock.....somewhere on the path at the end of the Universe! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on......
you osey parker....
get your nose...
out of that goblin's
bum....
or i call the police.....
to come & pull you out.....
until....
you have a pee-wee....
crumbleforeskin....
to reveal....
to the general public....
at the goblin market!

" [img]eek.gif[/img] & <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Goddamnit....
a naughty newt..
has just nippled...
up all my cheese-balls...
I'm going to run...
around in circles....
until i go fully....
spun out....
until i collapse....
in a vicious circle...
of nowhere to go...
accept.....
following my own tail....
......
into a World....
of no return...
where....i'll...
eventually come back into another World....
where i'll be presented.....
as a hiccupping.....
ferret....
trying to weed out...
wishy-washy....
goose-nits....
ontop of a squabbling....
hippopotomus's back! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a blow-fly....
who would always......giggle..
"I have the calibre of Joe Bloggs!"
Joe Bloggs......would try & swat the fly....
day & night....but it would get away every time....
& buzzz around his head.....buzzzzzz.....buzzzzz....buzzzz
...& even invite a few mosquito mates......to buzzz......into his ear-holes....night after night.....until one-day the blow-fly....was tackled by a little red-spider.....& that was that!
Joe Blogg's was really distured by that bugger of a blow-fly.....
because it made him realise......he was just another....Tom,Dick & Harry! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that phantasmagorical....will-o'-the-wisp.......jester.....doing the pavan dance....in Fool's Paradise....helping himself to the cornucopia....with a shoe-string budget!
What a higgledy-piggledy...
teensy-weensy.....topsy-turvy.....ragamuffin......bag-lady.....motley-coloured foolish....roostery jester!
Walk the tight-rope......from hilltop to hilltop.....in land further than far.
Fly away.....into space.....& catch some stars......
juggle with....fun....
balance.....your humour.....
cycle your self.....in & out of tune......
with the music of nonsense.....
& do the full(fool)360....
until you're completely pixied out!
P.S." <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Yes!"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cheeers! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I know......i'm a good pixie....aren't i? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> YES!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

One fool to another fool... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
Let this chain-reaction....totally fool the World!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

What a bummer!I just lost a really good story......because i just missed the add reply.....button.....before the clock counter cut me off!What a frigggggin' bummer!I can't believe it!I'll never be able to remember it now!
Such is life!Pixy On! [img]frown.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Keep smiling!
[img]frown.gif[/img] I'll turn this into a [img]smile.gif[/img]
Don't worry be happy!
Look at any turtle!
Let them be a good example!
They always look like this....." [img]smile.gif[/img] "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fool Away....." <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!There is a statue on the street...on the Ramblas...that is dressed up as a sperm.He has a giant condom....stretched over a circle.....where people put money!Crikey!People will do anything for a living! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Golly gosh!When i was in Amsterdam quite a few weeks....ago.....i noticed there were so many statues on Dam Square!Crikey!There's getting more & more there....on the square.....that they are only a few metres apart from each other!Gee....statues.....must earn a fair thripence....as they are everywhere! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't look at me like that! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]