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The Weasel is here.....& back in action.....like a whatever...weasily silly thingamijig!There is no return......so i can only go forwards.....& into the future through the past!I'll go every-which way to the Lands of Anywhere & find those wrecthed Holy thimbles.....waiting to found in no possible dimension.I´ll follow the compass......wherever it decides to point.....& carry my anti-clockwise clock......& hear it tock....forever...& ever.....till there is no more tocks left....after the end of eternity.I´ll wait til there is no more sand left in the hour glass.Anyway time is wasting me......so i better fish for a better solution to get my head round the spectrum of the Universe!Are the answers really to be contained within the human mind?Ooops.....i'm off to fly away to the land of airy fairies....like a true weasel from no-where! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Isn't it funny when you're walking on the street & everywhere you go to walk.....coincidently....the person walking towards you.....follows your every move accidently.....like a mirror image until you nearly trip over each other! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Imagine if you had a hat that vacuumed money from people's pockets.....or hypnotised people to fork out more crust....than you could possible chew! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Whoah!Oops!Gosh!Wow!Gee!Gorblimey!
What are you doing?
Don't "Oops me"!
I'm Mr Oops....& i won't be "Oopsed by a pansy like you"!
Wowee!!!
Look at my mouth.....O....a big "O"
I could pop out more "Oops",than one could.....ever go"Oops"for!
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Go & play backgammon with a pixie pimp you wretched gherkin praiser! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Comment
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I think Bugs Bunny has a lip-stick for Buck Rogers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Oink!Oink!
This little piggy.....went around the bend...
this little piggy followed another piggy's end....
Oink!Oink!
This little piggy trotted around the pen...
this little piggy oinked like a hen...
Oink..barhhhhh....barrhhhhh...oinky oink...
This little piggy finger is getting too tired
& can do no more!
P.S.Oink!Oink! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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This is getting ridiculously monotonous.....as this computer.....is falling asleep.....& not only that.....i have to type everso quietly(which isn't easy as you could almost hear a pin drop)as i'm on my friend's computer here in Barcelona.....& she & her boyfriend are asleep only a few metres away...on the sofa.They insisted i sleep in their bed.......so the weasel gets first class tonight.....well early this morning i should say!I better hurry up & take up the offer before they wake up & get cranky.....& kick me out......onto the street......so i might end up sleeping with a long lost & forgotten rottweiler.....somewhere down some dark hidden alley!Gorblimey!My eyes really are going to be blood-shot mothballs when i wake up....as it's dark & my eyes are overdoing it!Toodloo for now.......and may i zed the night.....ooops i mean day away!Gosh......i better hit the sack.....before i get zapped into a never ending siesta! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Hurry up you silly computer!!!
Adios!
Nada!
Where's my chufi¿
Horchata!
Vamos!
Areeevah......
Hasta la vista!!!
I'm off!
No sense from me......
i'm not awake.....
If i wake up....
i might get some sleep!
"ZzzzzZZzzZZzzz [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "Comment
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2533 Posts!!!That's silly!
No.....that's just not enough!!!
Gorblimey!This computer sounds like an old cockroach....in neutral overdrive.....trying to get ahead of itself!Anyway i have to log off....before i become a useless nincompoop.....or something like that!
Toodleloo
by
crikey!!!
P.S.Do you want my autograph.....
or my signature.....
or just want me to sign off?
How can i sign......on the internet?
Where can i sign?
Signing Off
Rumpelstiltskin
The
Universal
Jester
Extraordinaire
Chameleon
Shape-shifting
Kangaroo
Fool
Of
Comedy!
P.S.
"Crikey"!
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The GooOse-weasel will march on......
write...to left....
left to write!
Oops!
Go on.....weasel...
Go with it.....
& prattle on....as long.....can go....
there's no......way....
to get off this nonsense....higgledy-piggledyness!
Maybe i'll just have to laugh it off....
until i make a guinea pig cough!
Oops!
Whoops!
Ciao!
Cheeers!
Here i goOose......
pixiy prattle....
tittle tattle....
dribble....drabble....
hanky-panky...
hunky-dorey...
spotted....
rotten gherkins....
bounce...off the floor...
& into the sky....
with zucchini Munchkins....
flying around in space...
going round the whizzzing whirligig...
of....eternal nonsense to come...that
will never make sense!
P.S.Whatever¿
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Hey Mr Mumbo Jumbo.....go & feed a tiny zucchini to a bunyip.....or you'll get a widget.....oOMPhy thingy......stuck in your glove-box.....by a teensy-weesy......whatever ready to razzle-dazzle the cups of the flying saucers ya saucy......peekaboo......tutti-frutti.....pimp-a-holic.......with no....cadillac to go back to! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Comment
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It's a frigggggin' drag.......when you're on the train......with umpteen.....odds...& ends all over the place....& you're in a day-dream....& then all of a sudden the train stops....& you're looking left,right & centre.....like a friggggin' nincompoop....to see what station it is!You go bananas just about to know what it is.....& people don't even answer......your....confusement......& then ontop of that......you realise that you've been going the wrong way for about 20 minutes!What a friggggin' drag.....it happened to me.....because i'm a friggggggggin' gooOse on the loose!P.S.Get GoOOSed will ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Have you ever dropped your mobile phone in the toilet....or someone else's? [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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