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For Christ's sake i just can't organise.....my chaos....in my street shows!To control the situation.....so people will fork up.....some worthy frogskins...crust....so i can hurry up....& collect enough.....tokens....to get it together.....to buy this castle....which keeps getting further & further away from....reality.....for the pathetic jester.....which is longing for it!What the heck!I'm going to throw in the towel....& give up....& join the HAre Krshna's!Just joking! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Maybe i should just throw in the towel once & for all......& give up & collect thimbles or collect turtles......or join a chess group....as this pixie shit......is only worth.....less than nothing at all.....almost!Should i spruce it up a bit.........& get a bit more suave....so i can survive?
I'm going to die.....doing these 85 Euro cent hats.It's about as inspiring as trying to make love to a rusty weather-beaten drain-pipe!Gosh!It's like a weird,warped never-ending Twilight Zone roller coaster ride......of no consistency at all!Off the Richter-Scale....going round in circles.....both ways at once....clockwise & anti-clockwise!Making sense out of nonsense.....vice-versa....forever & never!I've found it!I've lost it!I know what's going on?Off i go.....like a gooOse trying to fly....up & down....til eternity rings my bell!What¿Who cares?P.S.Oops!Get GooOSed! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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50 more posts to go......& then i'm through!
May aswell draw the line somewhere!
My golden jester days are fading away!
I sometimes feel that i'm more of a visual artist than a performer anyway!I used to be an illustrator for fun(never made 1 cent from it)..........before i used to perform!I'm getting bored of carrying so much crap around......it's not fun at all!It feels like a waste of time!It's not my gig anymore!I'm completely through with it!I say....."Frig it"!
I should get paid to carry all that crap around!It's like 3 jobs in one!I could just wear a costume.....& carry no props at all......& i would do better!Perhaps i should try that!
The only solution is to drive a car....or a van.....but then i'd probably carry around a castle full of tat everywhere!
I'm not doing this Rumpelstiltskin business on foot....to & fro....round the World....for much longer!Absolutely no...way...in the World!!!I was in the Metro a few hours ago......& some people burst out laughing because they couldn't believe how much crap i was lugging around!Oh well!At least i made their day!It's funny & it isn't funny!I'm driving myself up the wall!I'm getting to the point where i just can't be bothered anymore!It's just friggggggin' not on......to do it this way!Frigggggin' it feels like you've won Tattslotto....when the bus driver let's you on the bus....with all the friggggggin stuff!Not a lorry driver.....but a bus driver!Gorblimey!I'm getting monotonous!I'm no where near....being a brutal optimist...the way i'm going!Frigggggin' stuff....sweating like an offbeat ox.....in a crusty....60 degrees jester's outfit....with nose on & all......dirty hands from stinky parrafin.....& counting out copper coins galore....& frigggggin custom hassles etc!Is it all worth it?Gosh!It's inspiring.....all the friggggn' over-heads....batteries,paraffin,odds & ends....food...travelling etc.....just to frigggggggggggggggggggin' do it!Gosh!Are things getting more expensive?HOw can people afford anything anymore¿THe richer get richer & the poorer get poorer!The people with the money.....spend it on money shows......they just don't cough up for pixie losers!HAve i got such bad taste......or is the World just going for bad taste in a "Big Way"?It's amazing what people will spend their money on sometimes!I mean all that fucken cheap...shit ultra bad taste....souvenir crap......and pathetic label clothes.....fucken...cans of Coke,Pepsi,Fanta,......7 Up.....McDonalds......the whole fucken lot!We're all losing it!Just joking¿Gee my jokes are getting worse!
Frig it!I'm going to throw away the jester costume....& buy an Adidas outfit.....with Nike shoes.....& get some ultra cool sun-glasses....& peroxide my hair.....& juggle Burger KIng burgers & tell really bad jokes.....& watch me........make it big time!I'll frigggggin' rake it in!I'll brain-wash the whole Western World to fork up everything they own....& give it all to me!I'll buy London,Paris,New York,Rome,Berlin,Madrid,Sydney,Zurich,Vienna,Vanco uver,Athens.....Antarctica etc!I'll buy the whole frigggggggggggggggin' World!I'm going to totally sell out!Sell....sell....sell.....sell....sell....sell. ....until i'm all showed out!
P.S.Don't take me seriously!I'm just a joker!P.S."GooOSe"!
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I'm going to have to start paying everyone just so i can do my show......the way i'm going! [img]frown.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Comment
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Do you know what the answer is.......if there is one¿
I don't know?
I'm going to train up a rooster & get it to yodel"Oops"!
DO you think that would be a hit...or a flop¿
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Let's all just go with the flow & don't turn back!
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There's nothing worse when you go to the toilet.....when the bus stops....at a restaurant....& you do your job....& then realise there is no toilet paper....left on the roll....& ontop of that....there is a queue of people waiting to use the same toilet!HAs that ever happened to you? [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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I'm going to "Rooster On"!
Jester's will become contagious.....
before the end of time!
I'll wave my bauble
high & low
until.....
the message.....
is recognized....
by every living thing....
that we are all fools....
& should do away with.....
the art of reasoning....
too absurdly seriously....
& come & rejoice....
all together....
as a tribe of nincompoop funsters!
Are you with me?
Just joking¿
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20 more posts & i'll give it a break!!!
Gorblimey!What more to go now¿
Anything will do?
Whatever¿
Who cares?
Here i go........
I have to go soon.....
Whoops!Whoah.....ummmmm...argh....UmMmmMm....Ooops ....Gosh!What shall i go on about write now: "?"
Crikey!
Give me a ?....will you!
Go....on...answer....whatever?
An eggplant plus a frisky rooster going all over the place....divided by a worn-out frisbee....subtract....an awful marshmallow.....multiplied by a rusty....old tricycle.....from a long-forgotten thrift shop....to the root....of sarsparilla.....equals.....too much sense......for nonsense to make head or tail about!
Adios!
Oops!What am i on about¿
Doesn't matter....so....ciao for now.....
& do stop doin' the pigeon will you!
Much regards..from the...The 21st Century....weasel jester from 753 years ago!
Get used to " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> 's".....will you all...." <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
P.S." <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> GooOSe"Comment
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Give me some "$"
P.S."CHEEERS"Comment
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Enter the Unknown Zone......
Go into the void....
of emptyness!
Go into the centre of space!
Feel the force!
Out there!
Far & beyond!
Go with it!
Feel it!
Why?
Where?
Who?
What?
How?
Who are we?
What are we?
Become One with the Universe!
What is it all about?
Go for it!
How?
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Which way should i go in this multi-dimensional Universe?
What is the right way?
Who knows?
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10 more posts to go.......
Oh no!
Oh yes!
Here the wrecthed weasel goes.......
There once was a goOse who lost.....
Once upon a time....in a far away place....
there lived a silly whatever?
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What does this braille read?
Please translate!
The answer to everything is in the above message.....so please decode it....if you want to understand.....what it is all about!!!
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