Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

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WELL PUT YA FRIGGGIN' HANDS UP IF YOU THINK I'M A GOOOSE! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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I'VE LOST IT IN GOOOSE-LAND! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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I going to train a gooOse to say"Oops!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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I'm @ GoOOse-Land...Etc <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE OF THE UNIVERSE BY CRIKEY? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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RUMPELS ROOSTER FILES ARE COCK~A~DOODLE~DOING AWAY & OFF ETCETERA ETC!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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ALL THE FAIRIES IN FAIRY~LAND HAVE VOTED ME IN TO LIVE IN THEIR WORLD FOR THE REST OF INFINITY! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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YES I DO FANCY FAIRY~LAND BECAUSE THEY REALLY UNDERSTAND THE GoOOsey JESTER~FOOL TOTALLY TO THE MAX!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> CRIKEY!WHAT MORE CAN A GOOOSE SAY? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Okay...okay...i give it a rest then at 2,133 posts....& lay idle in a GooOsey~Moaty pond for a bit & giggle with some silly geeese & exchange giggles like true gOOosey geeese!Cheeers!Signing Off RimpleGooOsequackskin! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Razzz...wink...wink....big grin...roll eyes like a weasel on the loose by jingles with more <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> 's than nessessary! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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THE CHAMELEON BLOW UP SHEEP

God almighty.....i felt worse than a gooOse earlier today....(well yesterday now...as it's 0:25 O'clock now).....by crikey!I was riding my bike along some shopping lane in Amsterdam....on my way to a friend's house....& then suddenly my eye caught sight.....of a ridiculous little fat blow~up sheep in the window of a XXX shop!i thought....maybe i can use that in my show!I walked into the store & asked the shop assistant where the blow~up sheep were.He pointed to them....& there were quite a few different varieties.I tried to open up the boxes...to see which one was which...but he wouldn't let me.He opened one up....& said....here is the sheep you are looking for.It wasn't blown up....& i said...."I don't think that's the same one?"He said"Yes it is!"I said"Wait a minute!"& then went outside & looked at the shop window again...to see if it was the same one....feeling quite stupid at the same time.....as there were stonkers all over the place! I walkied back in again....& said"No...it really isn't the same one!"He said"Yes it is......but it hasn't been inflated!He let me open some more boxes & then there was a black sheep!I still wanted the one in the window....& he thought maybe it was old stock....but then convinced me....that it was the same one that i thought wasn't!I bought it....as it really is....stupid...& that's why i got it!I walked out of the shop again..after my purchase...feeling silly as i just about wouldn't even want to be seen dead in one of those shops.I was laughing thinking..."This is ridiculous!".I again looked at the sheep in the front window...& thought...."No it isn't the same as the one i just bought....as it has a little curly tail!".I then walked into the shop again....& said...."no it isn't the same one....as it hasn't a curly tail!"We then examined the boxes again.....& he said"It's not a sheep.....it's a little tiny pig!"How pathetically ridiculous this was all becoming.It was white...so therefore could be quite easily mistaken as being a sheep.We both got it mixed up in different ways.I purchased the little blow up pig as it looked much more ridiculous all in all then the sheep(a white pig though....looking like the cross between a pig & a sheep).Again i left the shop & felt really gnaff....like Mr Hush~Hush.....as people passing by....might think"What a naughty pixie~goOose pansy he is!".
I thought it would be a larf....to use it one of my shows...at the right place at the right time.I could make one of my green plastic gherkins stick walf way out of it's bottom so it looks like it's doing a gherkin poo!That would be pretty frigggin' ridiculous don't you think!I could say...."Look at Henry.....he's doing a gherkin poo!"
Gorblimey...."How bad can you get!" THE CHAMELEON BLOW UP SHEEP

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WHO'S UP FOR MORE GNAFF ROOSTERY TALES? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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It's The Incredible Uncontrollable Mr GoOOse Cannon Pixie Man Here Ready To GooOsify The Whole Planet.....so Hang Five & i'll Get Into Fool ~GooOSe Overdrive BY Crikey! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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It's THe Fantastic Elastic King Of Fiddlesticks Here Blowing Out Loud Good Vibrations To Everything Via A Solid Brass Ear~Trumpet....so hang onto your thimbles & get ready to roll out the red carpet......because there will be a team of goblin chauffuers coming your way....a.s.a.p! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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It's Captain Squelch here ready to thumb my nose at a rooster walking backwards because it is so silly & likes it when i poke nonsense at it!Who knows why? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]