Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Golly ol' gooOsey.....my jestery nose....is on the way out....& i am in the process of getting another nose together.....by crikey!!!The nose on the way out.....sags to the side when i lie down.....but the nose coming up....will stay upright....when horizontal!!!
Another nose by crikey!!!
I will adorn it with a little bell.....that tinkles...loud enough!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get your nose out of Seargent RooOney's Bottom!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is that Fuckin' Funny or am i going "Troppo?"
In Oztrailia...."Going Troppo!".....is an expression that people use up in the tropics......meaning...."Am i going off the Richter Scale?"
OOps!I guess you get the picture!
Ask Mr Nosey.....i supposey!
Consult the Universe....as it knows(NOSE!) <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Know one's nose! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that rooster's nose!It would be funny to see it touch noses with a box-turtle......wouldn't it!Gorblimey!Life can be too fuckin' funny for words.....when the timing happens......to actualize these moments.....of pure ridiculous jokery....in the most natural & honest sense of laughter in the healthy sense! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's a frigggin' mosquito......trying to get up my left nostril......even though.....i'm trying to blow it off course.....but it's a mighty.....mosquito weasel of a thing!!!Ooops for weasel's!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's a drag when your false nose falls off in the middle of your show.....& you can't find your nose glue!Well it's worse......just near the finale of the show! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey.....i was doing a show on the Ramblas.....& a huge green boogie....dangled from my nose when i tried to unblock my nose!THe crowd....went...."UuuuugggGGhhhhHHHhhhHH!"
I couldn't find anything to wipe the bugger off with......as it dangled from my nose...couldn't shake it off.....so i got some worn out Y-fronts & wiped the bugger off!OOops! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Once i was wearing my long weasley jester's nose with the bell attached on the end of it.....& it caught onto some cotton from some lady's pullover....& my friggin' bell fell off!What does this lesson teach me?P.S."GooOSe!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Q.What nose....do you wish you had? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder if Worzel Gumbridge get the hots for a snowman when he see's his carrot....or perhaps it's the other way around? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get your nose out of that giraffe's arse you stinky elephant or you'll get horned by a charging rhino.....if it get's turned on by it all! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a pixie who massaged an elephant's nose for a whole hour....until it became erect.....which lifted him up.....like he had drank too much 7 Up! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think that elephant over there is more than keen to get more sense out of that raspberry you just let go.....as it's nose is stretching for more than a whiff....so watch it or you'll become more than high! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a pixie who had a super-sonic nostril......& could detect any sense.....from anything.....whether it be what or what not!Oops!The pixie was only into sensing nonsense & no sense at all! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />