Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!some of the turkeys around here have long dangling red goose-pimply skin hanging over their beaks!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

For Fuck's Sake!I've got a pimple stuck...right up my left nostril...& i can't get an edge on it!P.S.HAve you got any suggestions?Please reply a.s.a.p! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Quite a number of year's ago...some lady i barely even knew....wrote me an ode about my nose.Here it is:

O craggy aquiline protuberance
THat ere so song graced my countenance
For you i do grieve....
Your prominence shielded hurt in the eyes
of a child that encounted troubled ties
A cover you did achieve.
Then came my dear old friend the clown
Who would cheer me up when i was down
Through him i learnt to face life's tests
By turning hurt & pain to jests.
A jester's nose you did become
To counter life's more cruel "fun"
To cope with the outside anger & aggression
I learnt the jester's laugh-not repression
But you,who guided me through boyhood battles
Became subject to wheezes & rattles.....
Oftimes the difference 'twixt life & death
Can be the matter of lack of breath
So....the surgeon's knife-the deed was done
Craggy bone & cartilage-all gone.
Farewell old nose-you served me well
Without you life could have been hell!
But streamlined tip-tilted appurtanance
Now takes your place upon my face
So best i continue to jest & dance
While thanking you,& so accept nose two with grace.

Crikey!What a nose-full! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I forgot my nose-glue.....on the last day of the Medieval
Festival in Adelaide....& i was already running a bit late....to perform......so i thought"Frig It!Cement glue will have to do!"
It didn't tickle......& i developed a rash for a few days....& the last bit of it has just flaked off my nose.....as i'm speaking now(oops writing)!How oddly coincidental the Universe can play upon us at times!I'm off.......so Toodleloo to you.....by crikeys! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The nose of the statue Virgin Mary(have i got it right).....was blown off in the Church Of Nativity.....in Bethlehem the other day...due to shrapnel(friggin' have i spelt it right?)! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Come on!Share some nose stories will ya!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get an Elephant trunk up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine an elephant getting a brussel-sprout stuck up it's nose!Gorblimey.....it would sneeze the bugger for a 7 by crikey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a nose-picking pixie who came first at the Snot Festival....in out-picking his nose......with 43 other pixie-pickers....picking their friggin noses for hours on end!Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Eskimos & Maoris like to nub nose to nose!
So do hedgehogs at times!
Gosh!Elephants nubbing their nose's....full extent nose to nose would be a sight!That would make me almost die laughing! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't get my head round this nose topic! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

1 more nose....isn't enough! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[The Had Matter]

Who nose - it might be [img]smile.gif[/img]

<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine trying to pick an elephants nose....& get that goobie-out!"Where the friggin' heck is it?I'll need an extension-twig!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get that elephant nose out of ya friggin' bum or i'll call the police! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />