Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a frig-weasel...
who had more than a measel...
he also had 3 cheezles...
& a wonky easel...
covered in weevils! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a pixie...
who had a bottomless hat...
& kept going until...
infinity
couldn't wait...
& then he realised
he was a mistake! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rack off hairy legs...
& stop eyeing me off....
as you are off...
& are putting me off...
you hiddeous turn-off!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That cocker spaniel would like to have it off....
with a pissed off...
husky...
wanting to be frisky...
so let it off! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That fool is far-out!
He's really completely off the cuff....
& can never get enough...
of being silly...
as he's a total silly-nilly...
who is further than way-out! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm just giving the show away...
i cannot organise them to pay!
I'm a frigggin' fool...
who has no rules...
i'm really giving myself away! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Lord Oops....
comes from Woop-Woop.
He's a silly goose...
who likes to cut loose...
oops after oops! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fool is on top of the world...
because he just scored a free castle
from a senile king..
& now he can lure many a nymphy girl
& let them show him some things! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Tom,Dick & Harry...
all want to marry
the same girl...
but she doesn't fancy any of them....
because she doesn't like men! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The World could actually do with more feminine men.....as females....don't pick fights with men.....like men pick fights with men!It's a man's world!I wished the woman would take over! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Here comes Mr Puniverse to the rescue!
I'm going to make the World more feminine!
I'll encourage everyone to make friends...not war...
by my sheer puniverse powers!
I'll frigggin' show 'em....
as i'm a forceless weasel to be reckoned with!
In the end...there will be no choice...
but for everyone to make friends...
as i'll frigggin' make it happen by crikey....
because i'm Mr Puniverse! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go weasel go...
show 'em by crikey!
Show 'em by cikey!
Go weasel go.....
show 'em by jingles...
show 'em by golly ol' crikey!
Go the whole pixie out number
& weasel out utterly GoOOSey!
Crikey!GooOSey Go-go...
get going gooOsey goose go-goer! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Has that fool earn't his dunce-cap...
right...
or is he quite bright?
You can never tell
with a fool sometimes...
with it's 50-50 mind! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fly on the wall...
just flew out the window
to catch some time...
as time flies...
when it goes by! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Many a bird flock together....
& fly into the sky...
everso high..
& hide away...
as far as they
can go...
as they
want to go
away. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]