Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frigggin' Wiener Schnitzel ogre head....
is hopping mad....
with knavish beer...
all to his name in shame....
after letting himself loose...
in the public domain...
by piddling during the purple perm brigade session.
What am i on about?
What are you on about?
What are we all on about?
Oops!Crikey!What?
It's all getting mixed up....
& there's no-one to blame....
except for everything!!!
Anyway i will finish this story....
probably by some strange Universal force...
which will come right....
when creation springs to the Gods!
Just joking!
Get it right will you!
How right....do you want to be?
Completely & utterly frigggin' right?
Oops.....i have a flight to catch...
but i have to teleport myself to the Martion port....
which might take more time than nessessary!
Fare the well you complete dead-set champions! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The gnome is home from home....
& holds the road...
with his hairy toes.
Hold the fort ya frigggin' ol' troll!
What is going on?
Heavens above...
what is going on up there?
Hold it together will you!
What's on the aggenda?
Keep the peace will you!
Knock knock!
Who' there?
Lord Laugh!
Lord Laugh who?
Ha ha Ha....hee he ha....Ha he Ha he.
Not funny...
so laugh it off....
like the Devil's cough...
you starry eyed drongo kick up a stink Goddless fool!
I've had enough so holy frigggin' mackeral....i'm gonna hit the bottle & fish for some weasel preaching loons & build a scrawny alliance.....so we can all go & get completely weasel'd off our McNellies?Ooops to frigggin' everything....so go & hug Humpty Dumpty....until he's lost his yolk!What was all that about?
P.S.You ask me & i'll kick up a fuss.....until i have to get advice from the King's council!Oops...Whoops & Oompa Loompas to you all.....if they help you find the rare as hen's teeth holy golden eggs! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The endless worm...
in the Garden of Eternity...
is sliding through no time at all...
to places beyond everything!
Crikey.....am i in the right section...
or just an early worm...
waiting for the late bird?
Will this all ever make sense...
or do we have to wait...
until it all fools into place....
Can't cover it all....
with the help of a weather cock
to point us the way....every which way possible!
From here to Eternity....
the immortal fool will sport his coxcomb...until he can blow the lid off the bottled Gods...who have been waiting to erupt full of higgledy piggledy...one by one....for years on end....so they can become one with all!Crikey!The Universe is too much....so go & carry a pigeon to it's pigeon hole....& you'll feel whole! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fritter away....
you haughty ducks & drakes!
Drop the subject into a pond of
funny turtles...
& watch them smile....
as they nip him on the rump.
He'll go completely ape....
until he racks off....
like a hairy legs..
drongo...
that will look like...
he's had enough
of too much Devil's snuff! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & fancy yourself...
you vanity case punce!
Hold up the broken mirror...
& crack up laughing...
like a laughing hyena...
in hysterics...
exchange words with yourself..
while looking at the other fool...
in the mirror..
& see who is who...
until you...
don't know what to do...
except see two of you!
Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to go 50-50 with myself...
& see if i feel 100 percent...
when i'm half full!
How can a fool
ever be full?
Perhaps being too full...
makes me only a half wit!
Should i empty myself...
to get the full picture?
What am i doing?
Who am i?
I'll get it right...
when i find the light!
I'll turn myself on...
to see through the night.
Will i still be a fool...
when i'm fully enlightened?
I will fill myself up...
with laughter...
until i'm so high...
that it will make the Gods cry
with helpless giggles...
until the end of....
fool's eternity! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm a weasel godwit
goofy goose
that waddles goose-steps...
to & fro...
through many a times...
to places..
weird & silly...
wild & kooky.
I shall run...
as a knight...
in knickers..
through the gnarly night....
equipped with shield in one hand....
& old moldy gherkin in the other
and
joust my way forwards...
or backwards...
& see what happens...
as i'm a sissy netwit
frigggin' pixy nignog...
who is in a Renaissance dream...
sculpting a journey of
coincidental higgledy piggledy...
as that's the way...
this story goes.....
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Whatever?
What?
Go on....
on you go....weasel....
go with it....
whatever you want to go with!
Go for it....
it will go....
if you don't go for it!
Prance pixie prance....
tinkle along with....
a rooster on the run.
Follow it's frill....
just for a silly thrill!
Sing & dance....
til your heart's content....
babble away....
juggle your bauble....
& roll your eyes....
full of pride.
Have fun....
be a funster....
be a funny funster.....
jiggle,wiggle & juggle.....
yourself through the maze...
of Earthly delights!
Jump with joy....
play with toys.....
rattle,tattle...
& roll about.....
everso jestery...
& think...
how great it is...
that's you're...
really going...
with...
wonderous folly...
through this....
marvellous....
show...
called Life!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm back on track.....
or back off track?
Should i just back-off.....
or get back on track?
Oops!
What to do?
Oops?
Whoops!
Harping on the same.....
1 string harp am i?
Frig it!
Why should i ask you?
I shall not reason with my nonsense....
as what the heck....should i for....aye'?
Are you with me?
Am i with myself?
I will go away with myself....
& over there i'll be with me.....
wondering what the gooOSe am i on about!
Do you get the picture.....
or does the picture get you?
What?
What's it all about....?
Do you know.....
what....
is behind the question mark....
that riddles the Universe....
with answers.....
that can't be given?
Stay tuned......
Don't worry it's all out there.....
make love to a chihuahua & you will succeed.....
if you can fully confess it....so it reaches at least 6 billion people's consciousness!
P.S.I'm off to try & get it on.....
with a wind-up chihuahua! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Don't get saucy....
all over my grandmother's armchair...
or you'll grow moss...
on your toes...
& get mold up your nose!
I'm warning you...
so go & get saucy...
on the grass...
before....
pixies appear...
ready & ripe...
to play a game of...
back-to-front croquet!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hold yourself you crazy clown!
Don't orgasm confetti...
all over the stage...
or you'll get rotten gherkins...
thrown at you from all angles...
by horrible goblins...
who can't follow the plot!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
P.S.Sloppy spelling...
but you can't see it now!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

That frigggin' goblin is such a sloppy speller...
that his words look foreign enough...
for an alien to have a go at translating them.
His words always get twisted when he speaks......
because his tongue is forked...& odd!
Oh well....at least...
his ears know what we are saying....
so he doesn't seem to give a heck if we understand him or not....
because....he's only interested in food!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a pixie who aligned forces with an axis of weasels...
to try & conquer a card-board box castle....that was made by a horde of hopeless nincompoop henchmen who were rather silly enough to let them get themselves rolled just for a joke....by a team of weasels who tried!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Your on a nincompoopy mission to nose about the Universe....
in search of the forbidden truth you scrawny Pekinese dog-trainer on the prow.Consult a frogmouth owl & hear it hoot.....
& it might turn you into a real hooter....
if you play the right notes....
on the hidden flute!
What am i talking about?
What are you talking about?
Anyway....i have to fly....
so toodleloo & goodbye!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!
The Moon is off...
& the Sun....
is nearly on...
so i better...
not wake up the roosters yet...
as they...
might start forgetting....
how to get back in sync...
with the times that rhyme...
with the appropriate cock-a-doodle-dooing!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />